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ASmileofFortuneTheSecretSharerFreyaoftheSevenIsles
ASMILEOFFORTUNE—HARBOURSTORY
EversincethesunroseIhadbeenlookingahead。Theshipglidedgentlyinsmoothwater。Afterasixtydays’passageIwasanxioustomakemylandfall,afertileandbeautifulislandofthetropics。
Themoreenthusiasticofitsinhabitantsdelightindescribingitasthe\"PearloftheOcean。\"Well,letuscallitthe\"Pearl。\"
It’sagoodname。Apearldistillingmuchsweetnessupontheworld。
Thisisonlyawayoftellingyouthatfirst—ratesugar—caneisgrownthere。AllthepopulationofthePearllivesforitandbyit。Sugaristheirdailybread,asitwere。AndIwascomingtothemforacargoofsugarinthehopeofthecrophavingbeengoodandofthefreightsbeinghigh。
Mr。Burns,mychiefmate,madeoutthelandfirst;andverysoonI
becameentrancedbythisblue,pinnacledapparition,almosttransparentagainstthelightofthesky,amereemanation,theastralbodyofanislandrisentogreetmefromafar。Itisararephenomenon,suchasightofthePearlatsixtymilesoff。AndI
wonderedhalfseriouslywhetheritwasagoodomen,whetherwhatwouldmeetmeinthatislandwouldbeasluckilyexceptionalasthisbeautiful,dreamlikevisionsoveryfewseamenhavebeenprivilegedtobehold。
Buthorridthoughtsofbusinessinterferedwithmyenjoymentofanaccomplishedpassage。IwasanxiousforsuccessandIwished,too,todojusticetotheflatteringlatitudeofmyowners’instructionscontainedinonenoblephrase:\"Weleaveittoyoutodothebestyoucanwiththeship。\"……Alltheworldbeingthusgivenmeforastage,myabilitiesappearedtomenobiggerthanapinhead。
Meantimethewinddropped,andMr。Burnsbegantomakedisagreeableremarksaboutmyusualbadluck。Ibelieveitwashisdevotionformewhichmadehimcriticallyoutspokenoneveryoccasion。Allthesame,Iwouldnothaveputupwithhishumoursifithadnotbeenmylotatonetimetonursehimthroughadesperateillnessatsea。
Aftersnatchinghimoutofthejawsofdeath,sotospeak,itwouldhavebeenabsurdtothrowawaysuchanefficientofficer。ButsometimesIwishedhewoulddismisshimself。
Wewerelateinclosinginwiththeland,andhadtoanchoroutsidetheharbourtillnextday。Anunpleasantandunrestfulnightfollowed。Inthisroadstead,strangetousboth,BurnsandI
remainedondeckalmostallthetime。Cloudsswirleddowntheporphyrycragsunderwhichwelay。Therisingwindmadeagreatbullyingnoiseamongstthenakedspars,withinterludesofsadmoaning。Iremarkedthatwehadbeeninlucktofetchtheanchoragebeforedark。Itwouldhavebeenanasty,anxiousnighttohangoffaharbourundercanvas。Butmychiefmatewasuncompromisinginhisattitude。
\"Luck,youcallit,sir!Ay—ourusualluck。ThesortoflucktothankGodit’snoworse!\"
Andsohefrettedthroughthedarkhours,whileIdrewonmyfundofphilosophy。Ah,butitwasanexasperating,weary,endlessnight,tobelyingatanchorcloseunderthatblackcoast!Theagitatedwatermadesnarlingsoundsallroundtheship。Attimesawildgustofwindoutofagullyhighuponthecliffsstruckonourriggingaharshandplaintivenotelikethewailofaforsakensoul。
CHAPTERI
Byhalf—pastseveninthemorning,theshipbeingtheninsidetheharbouratlastandmooredwithinalongstone’s—throwfromthequay,mystockofphilosophywasnearlyexhausted。Iwasdressinghurriedlyinmycabinwhenthestewardcametrippinginwithamorningsuitoverhisarm。
Hungry,tired,anddepressed,withmyheadengagedinsideawhiteshirtirritatinglystucktogetherbytoomuchstarch,Idesiredhimpeevishlyto\"heaveroundwiththatbreakfast。\"Iwantedtogetashoreassoonaspossible。
\"Yes,sir。Readyateight,sir。There’sagentlemanfromtheshorewaitingtospeaktoyou,sir。\"
Thisstatementwascuriouslyslurredover。Idraggedtheshirtviolentlyovermyheadandemergedstaring。
\"Soearly!\"Icried。\"Who’she?Whatdoeshewant?\"
Oncominginfromseaonehastopickuptheconditionsofanutterlyunrelatedexistence。Everylittleeventatfirsthasthepeculiaremphasisofnovelty。Iwasgreatlysurprisedbythatearlycaller;buttherewasnoreasonformystewardtolooksoparticularlyfoolish。
\"Didn’tyouaskforthename?\"Iinquiredinasterntone。
\"Hisname’sJacobus,Ibelieve,\"hemumbledshamefacedly。
\"Mr。Jacobus!\"Iexclaimedloudly,moresurprisedthanever,butwithatotalchangeoffeeling。\"Whycouldn’tyousaysoatonce?\"
Butthefellowhadscuttledoutofmyroom。ThroughthemomentarilyopeneddoorIhadaglimpseofatall,stoutmanstandinginthecuddybythetableonwhichtheclothwasalreadylaid;a\"harbour\"table—cloth,stainlessanddazzlinglywhite。Sofargood。
Ishoutedcourteouslythroughthecloseddoor,thatIwasdressingandwouldbewithhiminamoment。Inreturntheassurancethattherewasnohurryreachedmeinthevisitor’sdeep,quietundertone。Histimewasmyown。HedaredsayIwouldgivehimacupofcoffeepresently。
\"Iamafraidyouwillhaveapoorbreakfast,\"Icriedapologetically。\"Wehavebeensixty—onedaysatsea,youknow。\"
Aquietlittlelaugh,witha\"That’llbeallright,Captain,\"washisanswer。Allthis,words,intonation,theglimpsedattitudeofthemaninthecuddy,hadanunexpectedcharacter,asomethingfriendlyinit—propitiatory。Andmysurprisewasnotdiminishedthereby。Whatdidthiscallmean?Wasitthesignofsomedarkdesignagainstmycommercialinnocence?
Ah!Thesecommercialinterests—spoilingthefinestlifeunderthesun。Whymusttheseabeusedfortrade—andforwaraswell?
Whykillandtrafficonit,pursuingselfishaimsofnogreatimportanceafterall?Itwouldhavebeensomuchnicerjusttosailaboutwithhereandthereaportandabitoflandtostretchone’slegson,buyafewbooksandgetachangeofcookingforawhile。But,livinginaworldmoreorlesshomicidalanddesperatelymercantile,itwasplainlymydutytomakethebestofitsopportunities。
Myowners’letterhadleftittome,asIhavesaidbefore,todomybestfortheship,accordingtomyownjudgment。Butitcontainedalsoapostscriptwordedsomewhatasfollows:
\"Withoutmeaningtointerferewithyourlibertyofactionwearewritingbytheoutgoingmailtosomeofourbusinessfriendstherewhomaybeofassistancetoyou。WedesireyouparticularlytocallonMr。Jacobus,aprominentmerchantandcharterer。Shouldyouhititoffwithhimhemaybeabletoputyouinthewayofprofitableemploymentfortheship。\"
Hititoff!Herewastheprominentcreatureabsolutelyonboardaskingforthefavourofacupofcoffee!Andlifenotbeingafairy—taletheimprobabilityoftheeventalmostshockedme。HadI
discoveredanenchantednookoftheearthwherewealthymerchantsrushfastingonboardshipsbeforetheyarefairlymoored?Wasthiswhitemagicormerelysomeblacktrickoftrade?Icameintheend(whilemakingthebowofmytie)tosuspectthatperhapsI
didnotgetthenameright。IhadbeenthinkingoftheprominentMr。Jacobusprettyfrequentlyduringthepassageandmyhearingmighthavebeendeceivedbysomeremotesimilarityofsound……
ThestewardmighthavesaidAntrobus—ormaybeJackson。
Butcomingoutofmystateroomwithaninterrogative\"Mr。Jacobus?\"
Iwasmetbyaquiet\"Yes,\"utteredwithagentlesmile。The\"yes\"
wasratherperfunctory。HedidnotseemtomakemuchofthefactthathewasMr。Jacobus。Itookstockofabig,paleface,hairthinonthetop,whiskersalsothin,ofafadednondescriptcolour,heavyeyelids。Thethick,smoothlipsinreposelookedasifgluedtogether。Thesmilewasfaint。Aheavy,tranquilman。Inamedmytwoofficers,whojustthencamedowntobreakfast;butwhyMr。
Burns’ssilentdemeanourshouldsuggestsuppressedindignationI
couldnotunderstand。
Whileweweretakingourseatsroundthetablesomedisconnectedwordsofanaltercationgoingoninthecompanionwayreachedmyear。Astrangerapparentlywantedtocomedowntointerviewme,andthestewardwasopposinghim。
\"Youcan’tseehim。\"
\"Whycan’tI?\"
\"TheCaptainisatbreakfast,Itellyou。He’llbegoingonshorepresently,andyoucanspeaktohimondeck。\"
\"That’snotfair。Youlet—\"
\"I’vehadnothingtodowiththat。\"
\"Oh,yes,youhave。Everybodyoughttohavethesamechance。Youletthatfellow—\"
TherestIlost。Thepersonhavingbeenrepulsedsuccessfully,thestewardcamedown。Ican’tsayhelookedflushed—hewasamulatto—buthelookedflustered。Afterputtingthedishesonthetableheremainedbythesideboardwiththatlackadaisicalairofindifferenceheusedtoassumewhenhehaddonesomethingtoocleverbyhalfandwasafraidofgettingintoascrapeoverit。
ThecontemptuousexpressionofMr。Burns’sfaceashelookedfromhimtomewasreallyextraordinary。Icouldn’timaginewhatnewbeehadstungthematenow。
TheCaptainbeingsilent,nobodyelsecaredtospeak,asisthewayinships。AndIwassayingnothingsimplybecauseIhadbeenmadedumbbythesplendouroftheentertainment。Ihadexpectedtheusualsea—breakfast,whereasIbeheldspreadbeforeusaveritablefeastofshoreprovisions:eggs,sausages,butterwhichplainlydidnotcomefromaDanishtin,cutlets,andevenadishofpotatoes。ItwasthreeweekssinceIhadseenareal,livepotato。
Icontemplatedthemwithinterest,andMr。Jacobusdisclosedhimselfasamanofhuman,homelysympathies,andsomethingofathought—reader。
\"Trythem,Captain,\"heencouragedmeinafriendlyundertone。
\"Theyareexcellent。\"
\"Theylookthat,\"Iadmitted。\"Grownontheisland,Isuppose。\"
\"Oh,no,imported。Thosegrownherewouldbemoreexpensive。\"
Iwasgrievedattheineptitudeoftheconversation。Werethesethetopicsforaprominentandwealthymerchanttodiscuss?I
thoughtthesimplicitywithwhichhemadehimselfathomeratherattractive;butwhatisonetotalkabouttoamanwhocomesononesuddenly,aftersixty—onedaysatsea,outofatotallyunknownlittletowninanislandonehasneverseenbefore?Whatwere(besidessugar)theinterestsofthatcrumboftheearth,itsgossip,itstopicsofconversation?Todrawhimonbusinessatoncewouldhavebeenalmostindecent—orevenworse:impolitic。
AllIcoulddoatthemomentwastokeeponintheoldgroove。
\"Aretheprovisionsgenerallydearhere?\"Iasked,frettinginwardlyatmyinanity。
\"Iwouldn’tsaythat,\"heansweredplacidly,withthatappearanceofsavinghisbreathhisrestrainedmannerofspeakingsuggested。
Hewouldnotbemoreexplicit,yethedidnotevadethesubject。
Eyeingthetableinaspiritofcompleteabstemiousness(hewouldn’tletmehelphimtoanyeatables)hewentintodetailsofsupply。ThebeefwasforthemostpartimportedfromMadagascar;
muttonofcoursewasrareandsomewhatexpensive,butgoodgoat’sflesh—
\"Arethesegoat’scutlets?\"Iexclaimedhastily,pointingatoneofthedishes。
Posedsentimentallybythesideboard,thestewardgaveastart。
\"Lor’,no,sir!It’srealmutton!\"
Mr。Burnsgotthroughhisbreakfastimpatiently,asifexasperatedbybeingmadeapartytosomemonstrousfoolishness,mutteredacurtexcuse,andwentondeck。Shortlyafterwardsthesecondmatetookhissmoothredcountenanceoutofthecabin。Withtheappetiteofaschoolboy,andaftertwomonthsofsea—fare,heappreciatedthegenerousspread。ButIdidnot。Itsmackedofextravagance。Allthesame,itwasaremarkablefeattohaveproduceditsoquickly,andIcongratulatedthestewardonhissmartnessinasomewhatominoustone。Hegavemeadeprecatorysmileand,inawayIdidn’tknowwhattomakeof,blinkedhisfinedarkeyesinthedirectionoftheguest。
Thelatteraskedunderhisbreathforanothercupofcoffee,andnibbledasceticallyatapieceofveryhardship’sbiscuit。I
don’tthinkheconsumedasquareinchintheend;butmeantimehegaveme,casuallyasitwere,acompleteaccountofthesugarcrop,ofthelocalbusinesshouses,ofthestateofthefreightmarket。
Allthattalkwasinterspersedwithhintsastopersonalities,amountingtoveiledwarnings,buthispale,fleshyfaceremainedequable,withoutagleam,asifignorantofhisvoice。AsyoumayimagineIopenedmyearsverywide。Everywordwasprecious。Myideasastothevalueofbusinessfriendshipwerebeingfavourablymodified。Hegavemethenamesofallthedisponibleshipstogetherwiththeirtonnageandthenamesoftheircommanders。
Fromthat,whichwasstillcommercialinformation,hecondescendedtomereharbourgossip。TheHildahadunaccountablylostherfigureheadintheBayofBengal,andhercaptainwasgreatlyaffectedbythis。Heandtheshiphadbeengettingoninyearstogetherandtheoldgentlemanimaginedthisstrangeeventtobetheforerunnerofhisownearlydissolution。TheStellahadexperiencedawfulweatherofftheCape—hadherdecksswept,andthechiefofficerwashedoverboard。Andonlyafewhoursbeforereachingportthebabydied。
PoorCaptainH—andhiswifewereterriblycutup。Iftheyhadonlybeenabletobringitintoportaliveitcouldhavebeenprobablysaved;butthewindfailedthemforthelastweekorso,lightbreezes,and……thebabywasgoingtobeburiedthisafternoon。HesupposedIwouldattend—
\"DoyouthinkIoughtto?\"Iasked,shrinkingly。
Hethoughtso,decidedly。Itwouldbegreatlyappreciated。Allthecaptainsintheharbourweregoingtoattend。PoorMrs。H—wasquiteprostrated。PrettyhardonH—altogether。
\"Andyou,Captain—youarenotmarriedIsuppose?\"
\"No,Iamnotmarried,\"Isaid。\"Neithermarriednorevenengaged。\"
MentallyIthankedmystars;andwhilehesmiledinamusing,dreamyfashion,Iexpressedmyacknowledgmentsforhisvisitandfortheinterestingbusinessinformationhehadbeengoodenoughtoimparttome。ButIsaidnothingofmywonderthereat。
\"Ofcourse,Iwouldhavemadeapointofcallingonyouinadayortwo,\"Iconcluded。
Heraisedhiseyelidsdistinctlyatme,andsomehowmanagedtolookrathermoresleepythanbefore。
\"Inaccordancewithmyowners’instructions,\"Iexplained。\"Youhavehadtheirletter,ofcourse?\"
Bythattimehehadraisedhiseyebrowstoobutwithoutanyparticularemotion。Onthecontraryhestruckmethenasabsolutelyimperturbable。
\"Oh!Youmustbethinkingofmybrother。\"
Itwasforme,then,tosay\"Oh!\"ButIhopethatnomorethancivilsurpriseappearedinmyvoicewhenIaskedhimtowhat,then,Iowedthepleasure……Hewasreachingforaninsidepocketleisurely。
\"Mybrother’saverydifferentperson。ButIamwellknowninthispartoftheworld。You’veprobablyheard—\"
Itookacardheextendedtome。Athickbusinesscard,asI
lived!AlfredJacobus—theotherwasErnest—dealerineverydescriptionofship’sstores!Provisionssaltandfresh,oils,paints,rope,canvas,etc。,etc。Shipsinharbourvictualledbycontractonmoderateterms—
\"I’veneverheardofyou,\"Isaidbrusquely。
Hislow—pitchedassurancedidnotabandonhim。
\"Youwillbeverywellsatisfied,\"hebreathedoutquietly。
Iwasnotplacated。Ihadthesenseofhavingbeencircumventedsomehow。YetIhaddeceivedmyself—iftherewasanydeception。
Buttheconfoundedcheekofinvitinghimselftobreakfastwasenoughtodeceiveanyone。Andthethoughtstruckme:Why!Thefellowhadprovidedalltheseeatableshimselfinthewayofbusiness。Isaid:
\"Youmusthavegotupmightyearlythismorning。\"
Headmittedwithsimplicitythathewasonthequaybeforesixo’clockwaitingformyshiptocomein。Hegavemetheimpressionthatitwouldbeimpossibletogetridofhimnow。
\"Ifyouthinkwearegoingtoliveonthatscale,\"Isaid,lookingatthetablewithanirritatedeye,\"youarejollywellmistaken。\"
\"You’llfinditallright,Captain。Iquiteunderstand。\"
Nothingcoulddisturbhisequanimity。Ifeltdissatisfied,butI
couldnotverywellflyoutathim。Hehadtoldmemanyusefulthings—andbesideshewasthebrotherofthatwealthymerchant。
Thatseemedqueerenough。
IroseandtoldhimcurtlythatImustnowgoashore。Atonceheofferedtheuseofhisboatforallthetimeofmystayinport。
\"Ionlymakeanominalcharge,\"hecontinuedequably。\"Mymanremainsalldayatthelanding—steps。Youhaveonlytoblowawhistlewhenyouwanttheboat。\"
And,standingasideateverydoorwaytoletmegothroughfirst,hecarriedmeoffinhiscustodyafterall。Aswecrossedthequarter—decktwoshabbyindividualssteppedforwardandinmournfulsilenceofferedmebusinesscardswhichItookfromthemwithoutawordunderhisheavyeye。Itwasauselessandgloomyceremony。
Theywerethetoutsoftheothership—chandlers,andheplacidatmyback,ignoredtheirexistence。
Wepartedonthequay,afterhehadexpressedquietlythehopeofseeingmeoften\"atthestore。\"Hehadasmoking—roomforcaptainsthere,withnewspapersandaboxof\"ratherdecentcigars。\"Ilefthimveryunceremoniously。
Myconsigneesreceivedmewiththeusualbusinessheartiness,buttheiraccountofthestateofthefreight—marketwasbynomeanssofavourableasthetalkofthewrongJacobushadledmetoexpect。
NaturallyIbecameinclinednowtoputmytrustinhisversion,rather。AsIclosedthedooroftheprivateofficebehindmeI
thoughttomyself:\"H’m。Alotoflies。Commercialdiplomacy。
That’sthesortofthingamancomingfromseahasgottoexpect。
Theywouldtrytochartertheshipunderthemarketrate。\"
Inthebig,outerroom,fullofdesks,thechiefclerk,atall,lean,shavedpersoninimmaculatewhiteclothesandwithashiny,closely—croppedblackheadonwhichsilverygleamscameandwent,rosefromhisplaceanddetainedmeaffably。Anythingtheycoulddoforme,theywouldbemosthappy。WasIlikelytocallagainintheafternoon?What?Goingtoafuneral?Oh,yes,poorCaptainH—。
Hepulledalong,sympatheticfaceforamoment,then,dismissingfromthisworkadayworldthebaby,whichhadgotillinatempestandhaddiedfromtoomuchcalmatsea,heaskedmewithadental,shark—likesmile—ifsharkshadfalseteeth—whetherIhadyetmademylittlearrangementsfortheship’sstayinport。
\"Yes,withJacobus,\"Iansweredcarelessly。\"Iunderstandhe’sthebrotherofMr。ErnestJacobustowhomIhaveanintroductionfrommyowners。\"
IwasnotsorrytolethimknowIwasnotaltogetherhelplessinthehandsofhisfirm。Hescrewedhisthinlipsdubiously。
\"Why,\"Icried,\"isn’thethebrother?\"
\"Oh,yes……Theyhaven’tspokentoeachotherforeighteenyears,\"headdedimpressivelyafterapause。
\"Indeed!What’sthequarrelabout?\"
\"Oh,nothing!Nothingthatonewouldcaretomention,\"heprotestedprimly。\"He’sgotquitealargebusiness。Thebestship—chandlerhere,withoutadoubt。Businessisallverywell,butthereissuchathingaspersonalcharacter,too,isn’tthere?
Good—morning,Captain。\"
Hewentawaymincinglytohisdesk。Heamusedme。Heresembledanoldmaid,acommercialoldmaid,shockedbysomeimpropriety。Wasitacommercialimpropriety?Commercialimproprietyisaseriousmatter,foritaimsatone’spocket。OrwasheonlyapuristinconductwhodisapprovedofJacobusdoinghisowntouting?Itwascertainlyundignified。Iwonderedhowthemerchantbrotherlikedit。Butthendifferentcountries,differentcustoms。Inacommunitysoisolatedandsoexclusively\"trading\"socialstandardshavetheirownscale。
CHAPTERII
Iwouldhavegladlydispensedwiththemournfulopportunityofbecomingacquaintedbysightwithallmyfellow—captainsatonce。
HoweverIfoundmywaytothecemetery。Wemadeaconsiderablegroupofbareheadedmeninsombregarments。Inoticedthatthoseofourcompanymostapproachingtothenowobsoletesea—dogtypewerethemostmoved—perhapsbecausetheyhadless\"manner\"thanthenewgeneration。Theoldsea—dog,awayfromhisnaturalelement,wasasimpleandsentimentalanimal。Inoticedone—hewasfacingmeacrossthegrave—whowasdroppingtears。Theytrickleddownhisweather—beatenfacelikedropsofrainonanoldruggedwall。Ilearnedafterwardsthathewaslookeduponastheterrorofsailors,ahardman;thathehadneverhadwifeorchickofhisown,andthat,engagedfromhistenderestyearsindeep—seavoyages,heknewwomenandchildrenmerelybysight。
Perhapshewasdroppingthosetearsoverhislostopportunities,fromsheerenvyofpaternityandinstrangejealousyofasorrowwhichhecouldneverknow。Man,andeventhesea—man,isacapriciousanimal,thecreatureandthevictimoflostopportunities。Buthemademefeelashamedofmycallousness。I
hadnotears。
IlistenedwithhorriblycriticaldetachmenttothatserviceIhadhadtoreadmyself,onceortwice,overchildlikemenwhohaddiedatsea。Thewordsofhopeanddefiance,thewingedwordssoinspiringinthefreeimmensityofwaterandsky,seemedtofallwearilyintothelittlegrave。WhatwastheuseofaskingDeathwhereherstingwas,beforethatsmall,darkholeintheground?
Andthenmythoughtsescapedmealtogether—awayintomattersoflife—andnoveryhighmattersatthat—ships,freights,business。Intheinstabilityofhisemotionsmanresemblesdeplorablyamonkey。Iwasdisgustedwithmythoughts—andI
thought:ShallIbeabletogetachartersoon?Time’smoney……WillthatJacobusreallyputgoodbusinessinmyway?Imustgoandseehiminadayortwo。
Don’timaginethatIpursuedthesethoughtswithanyprecision。
Theypursuedmerather:vague,shadowy,restless,shamefaced。
Theirswasacallous,abominable,almostrevolting,pertinacity。
Anditwasthepresenceofthatpertinaciousship—chandlerwhichhadstartedthem。Hestoodmournfullyamongstourlittlebandofmenfromthesea,andIwasangryathispresence,which,suggestinghisbrotherthemerchant,hadcausedmetobecomeoutrageoustomyself。ForindeedIhadpreservedsomedecencyoffeeling。Itwasonlythemindwhich—
Itwasoveratlast。Thepoorfather—amanoffortywithblack,bushyside—whiskersandapatheticgashonhisfreshly—shavedchin—thankedusall,swallowinghistears。Butforsomereason,eitherbecauseIlingeredatthegateofthecemeterybeingsomewhathazyastomywayback,orbecauseIwastheyoungest,orascribingmymoodinesscausedbyremorsetosomemoreworthyandappropriatesentiment,orsimplybecauseIwasevenmoreofastrangertohimthantheothers—hesingledmeout。Keepingatmyside,herenewedhisthanks,whichIlistenedtoinagloomy,conscience—strickensilence。Suddenlyheslippedonehandundermyarmandwavedtheotherafteratall,stoutfigurewalkingawaybyitselfdownastreetinaflutterofthin,greygarments:
\"That’sagoodfellow—arealgoodfellow\"—heswalloweddownabelatedsob—\"thisJacobus。\"
AndhetoldmeinalowvoicethatJacobuswasthefirstmantoboardhisshiponarrival,and,learningoftheirmisfortune,hadtakenchargeofeverything,volunteeredtoattendtoallroutinebusiness,carriedofftheship’spapersonshore,arrangedforthefuneral—
\"Agoodfellow。Iwasknockedover。Ihadbeenlookingatmywifefortendays。Andhelpless。Justyouthinkofthat!Thedearlittlechapdiedtheverydaywemadetheland。HowImanagedtotaketheshipinGodaloneknows!Icouldn’tseeanything;I
couldn’tspeak;Icouldn’t……You’veheard,perhaps,thatwelostourmateoverboardonthepassage?Therewasnoonetodoitforme。Andthepoorwomannearlycrazydownbelowthereallalonewiththe……BytheLord!Itisn’tfair。\"
Wewalkedinsilencetogether。Ididnotknowhowtopartfromhim。Onthequayheletgomyarmandstruckfiercelyhisfistintothepalmofhisotherhand。
\"ByGod,itisn’tfair!\"hecriedagain。\"Don’tyouevermarryunlessyoucanchucktheseafirst……Itisn’tfair。\"
Ihadnointentionto\"chuckthesea,\"andwhenheleftmetogoaboardhisshipIfeltconvincedthatIwouldnevermarry。WhileI
waswaitingatthestepsforJacobus’sboatman,whohadgoneoffsomewhere,thecaptainoftheHildajoinedme,aslendersilkumbrellainhishandandthesharppointsofhisarchaic,Gladstonianshirt—collarframingasmall,clean—shaved,ruddyface。
Itwaswonderfullyfreshforhisage,beautifullymodelledandlitupbyremarkablyclearblueeyes。Alotofwhitehair,glossylikespunglass,curledupwardsslightlyunderthebrimofhisvaluable,ancient,panamahatwithabroadblackribbon。Intheaspectofthatvivacious,neat,littleoldmantherewassomethingquaintlyangelicandalsoboyish。
Heaccostedme,asthoughhehadbeeninthehabitofseeingmeeverydayofhislifefrommyearliestchildhood,withawhimsicalremarkontheappearanceofastoutnegrowomanwhowassittinguponastoolneartheedgeofthequay。PresentlyheobservedamiablythatIhadaveryprettylittlebarque。
Ireturnedthiscivilspeechbysayingreadily:
\"NotsoprettyastheHilda。\"
Atoncethecornersofhisclear—cut,sensitivemouthdroppeddismally。
\"Oh,dear!Icanhardlybeartolookathernow。\"
DidIknow,heaskedanxiously,thathehadlostthefigureheadofhisship;awomaninabluetunicedgedwithgold,thefaceperhapsnotsovery,verypretty,butherbarewhitearmsbeautifullyshapedandextendedasifshewereswimming?DidI?Whowouldhaveexpectedsuchathings……Aftertwentyyearstoo!
Nobodycouldhaveguessedfromhistonethatthewomanwasmadeofwood;histremblingvoice,hisagitatedmannergavetohislamentationsaludicrouslyscandalousflavour……Disappearedatnight—aclearfinenightwithjustaslightswell—inthegulfofBengal。Wentoffwithoutasplash;nooneintheshipcouldtellwhy,how,atwhathour—aftertwentyyearslastOctober……DidIeverhear!……
IassuredhimsympatheticallythatIhadneverheard—andhebecameverydoleful。Thismeantnogoodhewassure。Therewassomethinginitwhichlookedlikeawarning。ButwhenIremarkedthatsurelyanotherfigureofawomancouldbeprocuredIfoundmyselfbeingsoundlyratedformylevity。TheoldboyflushedpinkunderhiscleartanasifIhadproposedsomethingimproper。Onecouldreplacemasts,Iwastold,oralostrudder—anyworkingpartofaship;butwherewastheuseofstickingupanewfigurehead?Whatsatisfaction?Howcouldonecareforit?ItwaseasytoseethatIhadneverbeenshipmateswithafigureheadforovertwentyyears。
\"Anewfigurehead!\"hescoldedinunquenchableindignation。\"Why!
I’vebeenawidowernowforeight—and—twentyyearscomenextMayandIwouldjustassoonthinkofgettinganewwife。You’reasbadasthatfellowJacobus。\"
Iwashighlyamused。
\"WhathasJacobusdone?Didhewantyoutomarryagain,Captain?\"
Iinquiredinadeferentialtone。Buthewaslaunchednowandonlygrinnedfiercely。
\"Procure—indeed!He’sthesortofchaptoprocureyouanythingyoulikeforaprice。Ihadn’tbeenmooredhereforanhourwhenhegotonboardandatonceofferedtosellmeafigureheadhehappenstohaveinhisyardsomewhere。HegotSmith,mymate,totalktomeaboutit。’Mr。Smith,’saysI,’don’tyouknowmebetterthanthat?AmIthesortthatwouldpickupwithanotherman’scast—offfigurehead?’Andafteralltheseyearstoo!Thewaysomeofyouyoungfellowstalk—\"
Iaffectedgreatcompunction,andasIsteppedintotheboatIsaidsoberly:
\"ThenIseenothingforitbuttofitinaneatfiddlehead—
perhaps。Youknow,carvedscrollwork,nicelygilt。\"
Hebecameverydejectedafterhisoutburst。
\"Yes。Scrollwork。Maybe。Jacobushintedatthattoo。He’sneveratalosswhenthere’sanymoneytobeextractedfromasailorman。
Hewouldmakemepaythroughthenoseforthatcarving。Agiltfiddleheaddidyousay—eh?Idaresayitwoulddoforyou。Youyoungfellowsdon’tseemtohaveanyfeelingforwhat’sproper。\"
Hemadeaconvulsivegesturewithhisrightarm。
\"Nevermind。Nothingcanmakemuchdifference。Iwouldjustassoonlettheoldthinggoabouttheworldwithabarecutwater,\"hecriedsadly。Thenastheboatgotawayfromthestepsheraisedhisvoiceontheedgeofthequaywithcomicalanimosity:
\"Iwould!Ifonlytospitethatfigurehead—procuringbloodsucker。
Iamanoldbirdhereanddon’tyouforgetit。Comeandseemeonboardsomeday!\"
Ispentmyfirsteveninginportquietlyinmyship’scuddy;andgladenoughwasItothinkthattheshorelifewhichstrikesoneassopettilycomplex,discordant,andsofullofnewfacesonfirstcomingfromsea,couldbekeptoffforafewhourslonger。IwashoweverfatedtoheartheJacobusnoteoncemorebeforeIslept。
Mr。Burnshadgoneashoreaftertheeveningmealtohave,ashesaid,\"alookround。\"AsitwasquitedarkwhenheannouncedhisintentionIdidn’taskhimwhatitwasheexpectedtosee。Sometimeaboutmidnight,whilesittingwithabookinthesaloon,I
heardcautiousmovementsinthelobbyandhailedhimbyname。
Burnscamein,stickandhatinhand,incrediblyvulgarisedbyhissmartshoretogs,withajauntyairandanodioustwinkleinhiseye。Beingaskedtositdownhelaidhishatandstickonthetableandafterwehadtalkedofshipaffairsforalittlewhile:
\"I’vebeenhearingprettytalesonshoreaboutthatship—chandlerfellowwhosnatchedthejobfromyousoneatly,sir。\"
Iremonstratedwithmylatepatientforhismannerofexpressinghimself。Butheonlytossedhisheaddisdainfully。Aprettydodgeindeed:boardingastrangeshipwithbreakfastintwobasketsforallhandsandcalmlyinvitinghimselftothecaptain’stable!
Neverheardofanythingsocraftyandsoimpudentinhislife。
IfoundmyselfdefendingJacobus’sunusualmethods。
\"He’sthebrotherofoneofthewealthiestmerchantsintheport。\"
Themate’seyesfairlysnappedgreensparks。
\"Hisgrandbrotherhasn’tspokentohimforeighteenortwentyyears,\"hedeclaredtriumphantly。\"Sothere!\"
\"Iknowallaboutthat,\"Iinterruptedloftily。
\"Doyousir?H’m!\"Hismindwasstillrunningontheethicsofcommercialcompetition。\"Idon’tliketoseeyourgoodnaturetakenadvantageof。He’sbribedthatstewardofourswithafive—
rupeenotetolethimcomedown—ortenforthatmatter。Hedon’tcare。Hewillshovethatandmoreintothebillpresently。\"
\"Isthatoneofthetalesyouhaveheardashore?\"Iasked。
Heassuredmethathisownsensecouldtellhimthatmuch。No;
whathehadheardonshorewasthatnorespectablepersoninthewholetownwouldcomenearJacobus。Helivedinalargeold—
fashionedhouseinoneofthequietstreetswithabiggarden。
AftertellingmethisBurnsputonamysteriousair。\"Hekeepsagirlshutuptherewho,theysay—\"
\"Isupposeyou’veheardallthisgossipinsomeeminentlyrespectableplace?\"Isnappedathiminamostsarcastictone。
Theshafttold,becauseMr。Burns,likemanyotherdisagreeablepeople,wasverysensitivehimself。Heremainedasifthunderstruck,withhismouthopenforsomefurthercommunication,butIdidnotgivehimthechance。\"And,anyhow,whatthedeucedoIcare?\"Iadded,retiringintomyroom。
Andthiswasanaturalthingtosay。YetsomehowIwasnotindifferent。Iadmititisabsurdtobeconcernedwiththemoralsofone’sship—chandler,ifeversowellconnected;buthispersonalityhadstampeditselfuponmyfirstdayinharbour,inthewayyouknow。
AfterthisinitialexploitJacobusshowedhimselfanythingbutintrusive。Hewasoutinaboatearlyeverymorninggoingroundtheshipsheserved,andoccasionallyremainingonboardoneofthemforbreakfastwiththecaptain。
AsIdiscoveredthatthispracticewasgenerallyaccepted,Ijustnoddedtohimfamiliarlywhenonemorning,oncomingoutofmyroom,Ifoundhiminthecabin。GlancingoverthetableIsawthathisplacewasalreadylaid。Hestoodawaitingmyappearance,verybulkyandplacid,holdingabeautifulbunchofflowersinhisthickhand。Heofferedthemtomynoticewithafaint,sleepysmile。
Fromhisowngarden;hadaveryfineoldgarden;pickedthemhimselfthatmorningbeforegoingouttobusiness;thoughtIwouldlike……Heturnedaway。\"Steward,canyouobligemewithsomewaterinalargejar,please。\"
Iassuredhimjocularly,asItookmyplaceatthetable,thathemademefeelasifIwereaprettygirl,andthathemustn’tbesurprisedifIblushed。Buthewasbusyarranginghisfloraltributeatthesideboard。\"StanditbeforetheCaptain’splate,steward,please。\"Hemadethisrequestinhisusualundertone。
TheofferingwassopointedthatIcoulddonolessthantoraiseittomynose,andashesatdownnoiselesslyhebreathedouttheopinionthatafewflowersimprovednotablytheappearanceofaship’ssaloon。HewonderedwhyIdidnothaveashelffittedallroundtheskylightforflowersinpotstotakewithmetosea。Hehadaskilledworkmanabletofitupshelvesinaday,andhecouldprocuremetwoorthreedozengoodplants—
Thetipsofhisthick,roundfingersrestedcomposedlyontheedgeofthetableoneachsideofhiscupofcoffee。Hisfaceremainedimmovable。Mr。Burnswassmilingmaliciouslytohimself。I
declaredthatIhadn’ttheslightestintentionofturningmyskylightintoaconservatoryonlytokeepthecabin—tableinaperpetualmessofmouldanddeadvegetablematter。
\"Rearmostbeautifulflowers,\"heinsistedwithanupwardglance。
\"It’snotroublereally。\"
\"Oh,yes,itis。Lotsoftrouble,\"Icontradicted。\"Andintheendsomefoolleavestheskylightopeninafreshbreeze,aflickofsaltwatergetsatthemandthewholelotisdeadinaweek。\"
Mr。Burnssnortedacontemptuousapproval。Jacobusgaveupthesubjectpassively。AfteratimeheungluedhisthicklipstoaskmeifIhadseenhisbrotheryet。Iwasverycurtinmyanswer。
\"No,notyet。\"
\"Averydifferentperson,\"heremarkeddreamilyandgotup。Hismovementswereparticularlynoiseless。\"Well—thankyou,Captain。
Ifanythingisnottoyourlikingpleasementionittoyoursteward。Isupposeyouwillbegivingadinnertotheoffice—
clerkspresently。\"
\"Whatfor?\"Icriedwithsomewarmth。\"IfIwereasteadytradertotheportIcouldunderstandit。Butacompletestranger!……
Imaynotturnupagainhereforyears。Idon’tseewhy!……Doyoumeantosayitiscustomary?\"
\"Itwillbeexpectedfromamanlikeyou,\"hebreathedoutplacidly。\"Eightoftheprincipalclerks,themanager,that’snine,youthreegentlemen,that’stwelve。Itneedn’tbeveryexpensive。Ifyoutellyourstewardtogivemeaday’snotice—\"
\"Itwillbeexpectedofme!Whyshoulditbeexpectedofme?IsitbecauseIlookparticularlysoft—orwhat?
Hisimmobilitystruckmeasdignifiedsuddenly,hisimperturbablequalityasdangerous。\"There’splentyoftimetothinkaboutthat,\"Iconcludedweaklywithagesturethattriedtowavehimaway。Butbeforehedepartedhetooktimetomentionregretfullythathehadnotyethadthepleasureofseeingmeathis\"store\"tosamplethosecigars。Hehadaparcelofsixthousandtodisposeof,verycheap。
\"Ithinkitwouldbeworthyourwhiletosecuresome,\"headdedwithafat,melancholysmileandleftthecabin。
Mr。Burnsstruckhisfistonthetableexcitedly。
\"Didyoueverseesuchimpudence!He’smadeuphismindtogetsomethingoutofyouonewayoranother,sir。\"
AtoncefeelinginclinedtodefendJacobus,Iobservedphilosophicallythatallthiswasbusiness,Isupposed。Butmyabsurdmate,mutteringbrokendisjointedsentences,suchas:\"I
cannotbear!……Markmywords!……\"andsoon,flungoutofthecabin。IfIhadn’tnursedhimthroughthatdeadlyfeverI
wouldn’thavesufferedsuchmannersforasingleday。
CHAPTERIII
JacobushavingputmeinmindofhiswealthybrotherIconcludedI
wouldpaythatbusinesscallatonce。Ihadbythattimeheardalittlemoreofhim。HewasamemberoftheCouncil,wherehemadehimselfobjectionabletotheauthorities。Heexercisedaconsiderableinfluenceonpublicopinion。Lotsofpeopleowedhimmoney。Hewasanimporteronagreatscaleofallsortsofgoods。
Forinstance,thewholesupplyofbagsforsugarwaspracticallyinhishands。ThislastfactIdidnotlearntillafterwards。Thegeneralimpressionconveyedtomewasthatofalocalpersonage。
Hewasabachelorandgaveweeklycard—partiesinhishouseoutoftown,whichwereattendedbythebestpeopleinthecolony。
Thegreater,then,wasmysurprisetodiscoverhisofficeinshabbysurroundings,quiteawayfromthebusinessquarter,amongstalotofhovels。Guidedbyablackboardwithwhitelettering,Iclimbedanarrowwoodenstaircaseandenteredaroomwithabarefloorofplankslitteredwithbitsofbrownpaperandwispsofpackingstraw。Agreatnumberofwhatlookedlikewine—caseswerepiledupagainstoneofthewalls。Alanky,inky,light—yellow,mulattoyouth,miserablylong—neckedandgenerallyrecallingasickchicken,gotoffathree—leggedstoolbehindacheapdealdeskandfacedmeasifgonedumbwithfright。Ihadsomedifficultyinpersuadinghimtotakeinmyname,thoughIcouldnotgetfromhimthenatureofhisobjection。HediditatlastwithanalmostagonisedreluctancewhichceasedtobemysterioustomewhenI
heardhimbeingswornatmenacinglywithsavage,suppressedgrowls,thenaudiblycuffedandfinallykickedoutwithoutanyconcealmentwhatever;becausehecamebackflyingheadforemostthroughthedoorwithastifledshriek。
TosayIwasstartledwouldnotexpressit。Iremainedstill,likeamanlostinadream。Clappingbothhishandstothatpartofhisfrailanatomywhichhadreceivedtheshock,thepoorwretchsaidtomesimply:
\"Willyougoin,please。\"Hislamentableself—possessionwaswonderful;butitdidnotdoawaywiththeincredibilityoftheexperience。ApreposterousnotionthatIhadseenthisboysomewherebefore,athingobviouslyimpossible,waslikeadelicatefinishingtouchofweirdnessaddedtoascenefittoraisedoubtsastoone’ssanity。Istaredanxiouslyaboutmelikeanawakenedsomnambulist。
\"Isay,\"Icriedloudly,\"thereisn’tamistake,isthere?ThisisMr。Jacobus’soffice。\"
Theboygazedatmewithapainedexpression—andsomehowsofamiliar!Avoicewithingrowledoffensively:
\"Comein,comein,sinceyouarethere……Ididn’tknow。\"
Icrossedtheouterroomasoneapproachesthedenofsomeunknownwildbeast;withintrepiditybutinsomeexcitement。Onlynowildbeastthateverlivedwouldrouseone’sindignation;thepowertodothatbelongstotheodiousnessofthehumanbrute。AndIwasveryindignant,whichdidnotpreventmefrombeingatoncestruckbytheextraordinaryresemblanceofthetwobrothers。
Thisonewasdarkinsteadofbeingfairliketheother;buthewasasbig。Hewaswithouthiscoatandwaistcoat;hehadbeendoubtlesssnoozingintherocking—chairwhichstoodinacornerfurthestfromthewindow。Abovethegreatbulkofhiscrumpledwhiteshirt,buttonedwiththreediamondstuds,hisroundfacelookedswarthy。Itwasmoist;hisbrownmoustachehunglimpandragged。Hepushedacommon,cane—bottomedchairtowardsmewithhisfoot。
\"Sitdown。\"
Iglancedatitcasually,then,turningmyindignanteyesfulluponhim,IdeclaredinpreciseandincisivetonesthatIhadcalledinobediencetomyowners’instructions。
\"Oh!Yes。H’m!Ididn’tunderstandwhatthatfoolwassaying……Butnevermind!Itwillteachthescoundreltodisturbmeatthistimeoftheday,\"headded,grinningatmewithsavagecynicism。
Ilookedatmywatch。Itwaspastthreeo’clock—quitethefullswingofafternoonofficeworkintheport。Hesnarledimperiously:\"Sitdown,Captain。\"
Iacknowledgedthegraciousinvitationbysayingdeliberately:
\"Icanlistentoallyoumayhavetosaywithoutsittingdown。\"
Emittingaloudandvehement\"Pshaw!\"heglaredforamoment,veryround—eyedandfierce。Itwaslikeagigantictomcatspittingatonesuddenly。\"Lookathim!……Whatdoyoufancyyourselftobe?Whatdidyoucomeherefor?Ifyouwon’tsitdownandtalkbusinessyouhadbettergotothedevil。\"
\"Idon’tknowhimpersonally,\"Isaid。\"ButafterthisIwouldn’tmindcallingonhim。Itwouldberefreshingtomeetagentleman。\"
Hefollowedme,growlingbehindmyback:
\"Theimpudence!I’veagoodmindtowritetoyourownerswhatI
thinkofyou。\"
Iturnedonhimforamoment:
\"AsithappensIdon’tcare。FormypartIassureyouIwon’teventakethetroubletomentionyoutothem。\"
HestoppedatthedoorofhisofficewhileItraversedthelitteredanteroom。Ithinkhewassomewhattakenaback。
\"Iwillbreakeveryboneinyourbody,\"heroaredsuddenlyatthemiserablemulattolad,\"ifyoueverdaretodisturbmebeforehalf—
pastthreeforanybody。D’yehear?Foranybody!……Letaloneanydamnedskipper,\"headded,inalowergrowl。
Thefrailyoungster,swayinglikeareed,madealowmoaningsound。
Istoppedshortandaddressedthissuffererwithadvice。Itwaspromptedbythesightofahammer(usedforopeningthewine—cases,Isuppose)whichwaslyingonthefloor。
\"IfIwereyou,myboy,IwouldhavethatthingupmysleevewhenI
wentinnextandatthefirstoccasionIwould—\"
Whatwastheresofamiliarinthatlad’syellowface?Entrenchedandquakingbehindtheflimsydesk,heneverlookedup。Hisheavy,loweredeyelidsgavemesuddenlytheclueofthepuzzle。Heresembled—yes,thosethickgluedlips—heresembledthebrothersJacobus。Heresembledboth,thewealthymerchantandthepushingshopkeeper(whoresembledeachother);heresembledthemasmuchasathin,light—yellowmulattoladmayresembleabig,stout,middle—
agedwhiteman。Itwastheexoticcomplexionandtheslightnessofhisbuildwhichhadputmeoffsocompletely。NowIsawinhimunmistakablytheJacobusstrain,weakened,attenuated,dilutedasitwereinabucketofwater—andIrefrainedfromfinishingmyspeech。Ihadintendedtosay:\"Crackthisbrute’sheadforhim。\"
Istillfelttheconclusiontobesound。Butitisnotriflingresponsibilitytocounselparricidetoanyone,howeverdeeplyinjured。
\"Beggarly—cheeky—skippers。\"
Idespisedtheemphaticgrowlatmyback;only,beingmuchvexedandupset,IregrettosaythatIslammedthedoorbehindmeinamostundignifiedmanner。
ItmaynotappearaltogetherabsurdifIsaythatIbroughtoutfromthatinterviewakindlierviewoftheotherJacobus。Itwaswithafeelingresemblingpartisanshipthat,afewdayslater,I
calledathis\"store。\"Thatlong,cavern—likeplaceofbusiness,verydimatthebackandstuffedfullofallsortsofgoods,wasenteredfromthestreetbyaloftyarchway。AtthefarendIsawmyJacobusexertinghimselfinhisshirt—sleevesamonghisassistants。Thecaptains’roomwasasmall,vaultedapartmentwithastonefloorandheavyironbarsinitswindowslikeadungeonconvertedtohospitablepurposes。Acoupleofcheerfulbottlesandseveralgleamingglassesmadeabrilliantclusterroundatall,coolredearthenwarepitcheronthecentretablewhichwaslitteredwithnewspapersfromallpartsoftheworld。Awell—groomedstrangerinasmartgreychecksuit,sittingwithonelegflungoverhisknee,putdownoneofthesesheetsbrisklyandnoddedtome。
Iguessedhimtobeasteamer—captain。Itwasimpossibletogettoknowthesemen。Theycameandwenttooquicklyandtheirshipslaymooredfarout,attheveryentranceoftheharbour。Theirswasanotherlifealtogether。Heyawnedslightly。
\"Dullhole,isn’tit?\"
Iunderstoodthistoalludetothetown。
\"Doyoufinditso?\"Imurmured。
\"Don’tyou?ButI’moffto—morrow,thankgoodness。\"
Hewasaverygentlemanlyperson,good—naturedandsuperior。I
watchedhimdrawtheopenboxofcigarstohissideofthetable,takeabigcigar—caseoutofhispocketandbegintofillitverymethodically。Presently,onoureyesmeeting,hewinkedlikeacommonmortalandinvitedmetofollowhisexample。\"Theyarereallydecentsmokes。\"Ishookmyhead。
\"Iamnotoffto—morrow。\"
\"Whatofthat?ThinkIamabusingoldJacobus’shospitality?
Heavens!Itgoesintothebill,ofcourse。Hespreadssuchlittlemattersalloverhisaccount。Hecantakecareofhimself!Why,it’sbusiness—\"
Inotedashadowfalloverhiswell—satisfiedexpression,amomentaryhesitationinclosinghiscigar—case。Butheendedbyputtingitinhispocketjauntily。Aplacidvoiceutteredinthedoorway:\"That’squitecorrect,Captain。\"
ThelargenoiselessJacobusadvancedintotheroom。Hisquietness,inthecircumstances,amountedtocordiality。Hehadputonhisjacketbeforejoiningus,andhesatdowninthechairvacatedbythesteamer—man,whonoddedagaintomeandwentoutwithashort,jarringlaugh。Aprofoundsilencereigned。WithhisdrowsystareJacobusseemedtobeslumberingopen—eyed。Yet,somehow,Iwasawareofbeingprofoundlyscrutinisedbythoseheavyeyes。Intheenormouscavernofthestoresomebodybegantonaildownacase,expertly:tap—tap……tap—tap—tap。
Twootherexperts,oneslowandnasal,theothershrillandsnappy,startedcheckinganinvoice。
\"Ahalf—coilofthree—inchmanillarope。\"
\"Right!\"
\"Sixassortedshackles。\"
\"Right!\"
\"Sixtinsassortedsoups,threeofpate,twoasparagus,fourteenpoundstobacco,cabin。\"
\"Right!\"
\"It’sforthecaptainwhowasherejustnow,\"breathedouttheimmovableJacobus。\"Thesesteamerordersareverysmall。Theypickupwhattheywantastheygoalong。ThatmanwillbeinSamaranginlessthanafortnight。Verysmallordersindeed。\"
Thecallingoveroftheitemswentonintheshop;anextraordinaryjumbleofvariedarticles,paint—brushes,YorkshireRelish,etc。,etc……\"Threesacksofbestpotatoes,\"readoutthenasalvoice。
AtthisJacobusblinkedlikeasleepingmanrousedbyashake,anddisplayedsomeanimation。Athisorder,shoutedintotheshop,asmirkinghalf—casteclerkwithhisringletsmuchoiledandwithapenstuckbehindhisear,broughtinasampleofsixpotatoeswhichheparadedinarowonthetable。
BeingurgedtolookattheirbeautyIgavethemacoldandhostileglance。Calmly,JacobusproposedthatIshouldordertenorfifteentons—tons!Icouldn’tbelievemyears。Mycrewcouldnothaveeatensuchalotinayear;andpotatoes(excusethesepracticalremarks)areahighlyperishablecommodity。Ithoughthewasjoking—orelsetryingtofindoutwhetherIwasanunutterableidiot。Buthispurposewasnotsosimple。I
discoveredthathemeantmetobuythemonmyownaccount。
\"Iamproposingyouabitofbusiness,Captain。Iwouldn’tchargeyouagreatprice。\"
ItoldhimthatIdidnotgoinfortrade。IevenaddedgrimlythatIknewonlytoowellhowthatsortofspec。generallyended。