\"Justaminute,\"saidtheyoungman。\"Waitjustaminute。Atkins,supposeIaskedyouanotherquestion——wouldyoubecomeviolentatonce?ormerelybydegrees?\"
Sethfrowned。Thesuspiciouslookreturnedtohisface。
\"Humph!\"hegrunted。\"Dependedonwhatyouaskedme,maybe。\"
\"Yes。Well,thisoneisharmless——atleast,Ihopeitis。I
thoughttheotherwas,also,butI……There!there!becalm。
Sitdownagainandlisten。Thisquestionisnothinglikethat。
It’saboutthatassistantofyours,thechapwholeftadayortwobeforeIdriftedin。Whatwerehisduties?Whatdidhehavetodowhenhewashere?\"
\"Wa-al,\"drawledSethwithsarcasm,resuminghisseatonthebench;
\"hewasSUPPOSEDtodoconsider’blemanythings。Standwatchandwatchwithme,andscrubbrassandcleanuparound,andsweepandwashdishesand——and——well,makehimselfgen’rallyuseful。Themwasthedutieshewassupposedtohave。Whathedonewasdiff’rent。
Peskyloafer!Why?\"
\"That’swhatI’mgoingtotellyou。Havetheyappointedhissuccessoryet?Haveyougotanyonetotakehisplace?\"
\"No。Factis,I’doughttohavetelegraphedrightofftotheBoard,butIain’t。IwassogladtoseethelastofhimthatIkeptputtin’itoff。I’lldoittomorrer。\"
\"Perhapsyouwon’tneedto。\"
\"CourseI’llneedto!Whynot?Gottohavesomebodytohelp。
That’srulesandregulations;and,besides,Ican’tkeepawakedayandnight,too。WhatmakesyouthinkIwon’tneedto?\"
Theyoungmanknockedtheashesfromhispipe。Rising,helaidahandonhiscompanion’sshoulder。
\"Becauseyou’vegotanassistantrighthereonthepremises,\"hesaid。\"DeliveredbytheAtlanticexpressrightatyourdoor。Farbeitfrommetotootmyhorn,Mr。Atkins,ortoproclaimmymeritsfromthehousetops。But,speakingasonediscerningpersontoanother,whenitcomestoanA1,firstchoplightkeeper’sassistant,Iask:’What’sthematterwithyourstruly,JohnBrown?’\"
Seth’sreplywasnotinwords。Thehandholdinghispipefelllimpuponhislap,andhestaredatthespeaker。Thelatter,entirelyunabashed,wavedanairygesture,andcontinued。
\"Irepeat,\"hesaid,\"’What’sthematterwithJohnBrown?’Andechoanswers,’He’sallright!’IamacandidateforthepositionofassistantkeeperatEastboroTwin-Lights。\"
\"YOU?\"
\"Me。\"
\"But——but——aw,goon!You’refoolin’。\"
\"Notafool。Imeanit。Iamhere。I’mgreen,butinthesunshineofyourexperienceIagreetoripenrapidly。Icanwashdishes——
you’veseenme。IbelieveIcouldscrubbrassandsweep。\"
\"Youwantin’tobeassistantataplacelikethis!YOU!anedicated,ableyoungchap,that’sbeenusedtovaletsandservantsand——\"
\"Whydoyousaythat?HowdoyouknowI’vebeenusedtothosethings?\"
\"’Cause,asIhintedtoyouaspellago,Iain’taltogetheradumfool。Icanputtwoandtwotogetherandmakefour,withouthavingtheexampledoneformeonablackboard。You’rearichman’sson;
you’vebeenusedtosassietyandcitywaysandgoodclothes。YOU
wantin’toputinyourdaysandnightsinaforsakenholelikethis!
Nonsense!Getout!\"
ButMr。Brownrefusedtogetout。
\"Nononsenseaboutit,\"hedeclared。\"ItisthehandofFate。WiththewholebroadsideofCapeCodtolandupon,whywasIwashedashorejustatthisparticularspot?Answer:——Becauseatthisspot,atthistime,EastboroTwin-Lightsneededanassistantkeeper。I
likethespot。Itisbeautiful。’Farfromthemaddingcrowd’signoblestrife。’Withyourpermission,I’llstayhere。Theleopardmayormaynotchangehisspots,butIsha’n’t。IlikethisoneandhereIstay。Yes,Imeanit。Istay——asyourassistant。Come,whatdoyousay?Isitago?\"
Thelightkeeperroseoncemore。\"I’mgoin’onwatch,\"hesaidwithdecision。\"Youturnin。You’llfeelbetterinthemornin’。\"
Hestartedtowardsthetower。ButJohnBrownsprangfromthebenchandfollowedhim。
\"Notuntilyou’veansweredmyquestion,\"hedeclared。\"AMItobeyourassistant?\"
\"No,courseyouain’t。It’sdumfoolishness。Besides,Iain’tgotthesay;thegovernmenthiresitsownkeepers。\"
\"Butyoucansquarethegovernment。Thatwillbeeasy。Why,\"withamodestgesture,\"lookwhatthegovernmentisgetting。Itwilljumpatthechance。Atkins,youmustsayyes。\"
\"Isha’n’t,neither。Letgoofmyarm。It’sblamefoolishness,I
tellyou。Why,\"impatiently,\"courseit’sfoolishness!Idon’tknowthefirstthingaboutyou。\"
\"Whatofit?Idon’tknowanythingaboutyou,either。\"
Againthelightkeeperseemedunaccountablyagitated。Hestoppedinhisstrideandwhirledtofacehiscompanion。
\"Whatdoyoumeanbythat?\"hedemandedfiercely。Beforetheyoungmancouldreply,heturnedagain,strodetothedoorofthelight,flungitopen,anddisappearedwithin。Thedoorclosedbehindhimwithathunderousbang。
JohnBrowngazedafterhiminbewilderment。Thenheshruggedhisshouldersandreturnedtothebench。
Thesurfatthefootofthebluffgrumbledandchuckledwickedly,asifitknewallofpoorhumanity’ssecretsandfoundacynic’senjoymentintheknowledge。
CHAPTERIV
THECOMINGOFJOB
ThenextmorningSethwasgloomyanduncommunicative。Atthebreakfasttable,whenBrownglancedupfromhisplate,heseveraltimescaughtthelightkeeperlookingintentlyathimwiththedistrustful,half-suspiciousgazeofthenightbefore。Thoughquiteawareofthisscrutiny,hemadenocommentuponituntilthemealwasnearlyover;thenheobservedsuddenly:
\"It’sallright;youneedn’t。\"
\"Needn’twhat?\"demandedAtkins,inastonishment。
\"Lookatmeasifyouexpectedmetoexplodeatanyminute。I
sha’n’t。I’mnotloaded。\"
Sethcolored,underhiscoatofsunburn,andseemedembarrassed。
\"Idon’tknowwhatyou’retalkin’about,\"hestammered。\"HavethemoskeetersaffectedYOURbrains?\"
\"No。Mybrains,suchastheyare,areallright,andIwanttokeepthemso。That’swhyIrequestyounottolookatmeinthatway。\"
\"HowwasIlookin’atyou?Idon’tknowwhatyoumean。\"
\"Yes,youdo。YouarewonderinghowmuchIknow。Idon’tknowanythingandI’mnotcurious。That’sthetruth。Nowwhynotletitgoatthat?\"
\"Seehere,youngfeller,I——\"
\"No;youseehere。I’mnotanOldSleuth;Ihaven’tanyambitionsthatway。Idon’tknowanythingaboutyou——whatyou’vebeen,whatyou’vedone——\"
\"Done!\"Sethleanedacrossthetablesosuddenlythatheupsethischair。\"Done?\"hecried;\"whatdoyoumeanbythat?WhosaidI’ddoneanything?It’salie。\"
\"Whatisalie?\"
\"Why——why——er——whatevertheysaid!\"
\"Whosaid?\"
\"Why,theonesthat——thatsaidwhatyousaidtheysaid。\"
\"Ididn’tsayanyonehadsaidanything。\"
\"Thenwhatdoyoumeanby——byhintin’?Hey?Whatdoyoumeanbyit?\"
Hebrandishedaclenchedfistoverthebreakfastdishes。Brownleanedbackinhischairandclosedhiseyes。
\"Callmewhenthepatientrecovershissenses,\"hedrawledwearily。
\"Thisdeliriumispainfultoasensitivenature。\"
Atkins’sfistwaveredinmid-air,opened,andwasdrawnacrossitsowner’sforehead。
\"Well,byjiminy!\"exclaimedthelightkeeperwithemphasis,\"thisis——is——……IguessIBEcrazy。IfIain’t,youare。Wouldyoumindtellin’mewhatintimeyoumeanbyTHAT?\"
\"Itisnotthemosquitoes,\"continuedhiscompanion,inapparentsoliloquy;\"therearenomosquitoesatpresent。Itmustbetheotherthing,ofcourse。Butsoearlyinthemorning,andsoviolent。Alcoholis——\"
\"SHUTUP!\"Itwasnotarequest,butanorder。Brownopenedhiseyes。
\"Youwereaddressingme?\"heasked,blandly。\"Yes?\"
\"Addressin’you!Forthundersakes,whoelsewouldIbead——……
There!there!NowIcal’lateyou’rehintin’thatI’mdrunk。I
ain’t。\"
\"Indeed?\"
\"Yes,indeed。AndIain’toutofmyhead——notyet;thoughkeepin’
companywithaBedlamitemayhavesomeeffect,Ishouldn’twonder。
Mr。JohnBrown——ifthat’syourname,whichIdoubt——youlistentome。\"
\"Verywell,Mr。SethAtkins——ifthatisyourname,whichIneitherdoubtnorbelieve,notbeingparticularlyinterested——I’mlistening。
Proceed。\"
\"Youtoldmelastnightthatyouwantedthejobofassistantkeeperhereattheselights。Courseyoudidn’tmeanit。\"
\"Idid。\"
\"YouDID!……Well,YOUmustbedrunkorloony。\"
\"I’mneither。AndImeantit。Iwantthejob。\"
Sethlookedathim,andhelookedatSeth。Atlengththelightkeeperspokeagain。
\"Well,\"hesaid,slowly,\"Idon’tunderstanditatall,butnevermind。Whateverhappens,we’vegottounderstandeachother。MindI
don’tsaythejob’syours,evenifwedo;butwecan’teventhinkofitunlessweunderstandeachotherplain。Tobeginwith,IwanttotellyouthatIain’tdonenothin’that’scrooked,norwicked,nornothin’butwhatIthinkisrightandwhatI’ddooveragain。Doyoubelievethat?\"
\"Certainly。AsItoldyou,I’mnotinterested,butI’llbelieveitwithpleasureifyouwishmeto。\"
\"Idon’twishnothin’。You’veGOTtobelieveit。Andwhetheryoustayheretenminutesortenyearsyou’vegottomindyourownbusiness。Iwon’thaveanyhintsorquestionsaboutme——fromyounornobodyelse。’Mindyourownbusiness,’that’sthemottoofEastboroTwin-Lights,whileI’mbossof’em。Ifyoudon’tlikeit——
well,thevillageisonlyfivemileoff,andI’llp’intouttheroadtoyou。\"
Hedeliveredthisultimatumwithextraordinaryenergy。Thenhereachedforhisoverturnedchair,setitonitslegs,andthrewhimselfintoit。\"Well,\"hedemanded,afteramoment;\"whatdoyousaytothat?\"
\"Hurrah!\"repliedMr。Browncheerfully。
\"Hurrah?Forthelandsakes!……Say,CAN’Tyoutalksensible,ifyoutryrealhardandsetyourmindtoit?Whatistheretohurrahabout?\"
\"Everything。Thewholesituation。Atkins,\"Brownleanedforwardnowandspokewithearnestness,\"Ilikeyourmotto。Itsuitsme。
’Mindyourownbusiness’suitsmedowntotheground。ItprovesthatyouandIweremadetoworktogetherinaplacejustlikethis。\"
\"Does,hey?Iwanttoknow!\"
\"Youdoknow。Why,justthink:eachofushaspleaded’notguilty。’
We’vedonenothing——we’reentirelyinnocent——andwewanttoforgetit。Iagreenottoaskyouhowoldyouare,norwhyyouwearyourbrandofwhiskers,norhowyoulikethem,nor——noranything。I
agreenottoaskquestionsatall。\"
\"Humph!butyouaskedsomelastnight。\"
\"Purelybyaccident。Youdidn’tanswerthem。Youaskedmesome,also,ifyouwillremember,andIdidn’tanswerthem,either。Good!
Weforgeteverythingandagreenottodoitagain。\"
\"Ugh!ItellyouIain’tdonenothin’。\"
\"Iknow。NeitherhaveI。Letthedeadpastbeitsownundertaker,sofarasweareconcerned。I’mhonest,Atkins,andtolerablystraight。Ibelieveyouare;Ireallydo。Butwedon’tcaretotalkaboutourselves,that’sall。And,fortunately,kindProvidencehasbroughtustogetherinaplacewherethere’snooneelseTO
talk。Ilikeyou,Icredityouwithgoodtaste;therefore,youmustlikeme。\"
\"Hey?Ho,ho!\"Sethlaughed,inspiteofhimself。\"Youngman,\"heobserved,\"youain’tcultivatedyourmodestyunderglass,haveyou?\"
Brownsmiled。\"Jokingaside,\"hesaid,\"Idon’tseewhyI
shouldn’t,intime,makeanidealassistantlightkeeper。Givemeatrial,atanyrate。Ineedanemployer;youneedahelper。Herewebothare。Come;itisabargain,isn’tit?Anybrasstobescrubbed——boss?\"
Ofcourse,hadEastboroTwin-Lightsbeenanimportantstation,thepossibilityofJohnBrown’sremainingtherewouldhavebeennonexistent。Ifithadbeenwinter,orevenearlyspringorfall,aregularassistantwouldhavebeenappointedatonce,andthecastawaygivenhiswalkingpapers。IfSethAtkinshadnotbeenSethAtkins,particularfriendofthedistrictsuperintendent,mattersmighthavebeendifferent。ButtheEastborolightswereunimportant,merelyahalf-waymarkbetweenOrhamontheonehandandthepowerfulSeaboardHeightsbeaconontheother。Itwasthebeginningofsummer,whenwrecksalmostneveroccurred。AndthesuperintendentlikedSeth,andSethlikedhim。So,althoughMr。
Atkinsstillscoffedathisguest’sbecomingapermanentfixtureatthelights,andmerelyconsented,aftermoreparley,toseeifhecouldn’tarrangeforhimto\"hangaroundandhelpaspelluntilsomebodyelsewassent,\"theconversationwiththesuperintendentoverthelongdistance’phoneresultedmorefavorablyforBrownthanthatnonchalantyounggentlemanhadareasonablerighttoexpect。
\"TheLordknowswhoIcansendyounow,Atkins!\"saidthesuperintendent。\"Ican’tthinkofamananywherethatcanbespared。Ifyoucangetonforadayortwolonger,I’lltrytogetahelperdown!butwherehe’scomingfromIdon’tsee。\"
ThenSethsprungthenewsthathehada\"sortofhelper\"already。
\"He’salikelyyoungchapenough,\"admittedthelightkeeper,whisperingthewordsintothetransmitter,inorderthatthe\"likelyyoungchap\"mightnothear;\"buthe’spurtygreenyet。Hewantsthereg’larjoband,givemetimeenough,Ical’lateIcanbreakhimin。
Yes,I’mprettysureIcan。Andit’stheoffseason,sotherereallyain’tnodanger。Inamonthhe’dbedoin’fust-rate。\"
\"Whoishe?Wheredidhecomefrom?\"askedthesuperintendent。
\"Name’sBrown。Hecomefrom——fromoffhereaways,\"wasthestrictlytruthfulanswer。\"Heusedtobeonasteamboat。\"
\"Allright。Ifyou’lltakeashareoftheresponsibility,I’lltaketherest。And,assoonasIcan,I’llsendyouaregularman。\"
\"Ican’tpayyounosteadywages,\"Sethexplainedtohisnewhelper。
\"Salariescomefromthegov’ment,and,untiltheysayso,Iain’tgotnorighttodoit。AndIcan’tletyoumonkeywiththelights,excepttocleanuparoundandsuch。Ifyouwanttostayaspell,untilanassistant’sapp’inted,I’llundertaketoberesponsibleforyourkeep。Andifyouneedsomenewshoesorstockin’soracap,orthelikeofthat,I’llseeyouget’em。Further’nthatIcan’tgoyet。It’saprettypoorjobforafellowlikeyou,andifIwasyouIwouldn’ttakeit。\"
\"Oh,yes,youwould,\"repliedBrown,withconviction。\"IfyouwereI,youwouldtakeitwithbellson。Othersmayyearnforthestrenuouslife,butnotyourhumbleservant。Asforme,Istayhereand’cleanuparound。’\"
Andstayhedid,performingthecleaningupandotherdutieswithunexpectedsuccessandzeal。Atkins,forthefirstdayortwo,watchedhimintently,beingstillatriflesuspiciousandfearfulofhis\"substituteassistant。\"Butastimepassedandthelatteraskednomorequestions,seemednotintheleastcuriousconcerninghissuperior,andremainedthesamecool,easy-going,cheerfulindividualwhomSethhadfoundasleeponthebeach,thelightkeeper’ssuspicionswereended。ItwastruethatBrownwasasmysteriousandsecretiveaseverconcerninghisownpast,butthathadbeenapartoftheirbargain。Atkins,whopridedhimselfonbeingajudgeofhumannature,decidedthathishelperwasayounggentlemanintrouble,butthatthetrouble,whateveritmightbe,involvednothingcriminalordishonest。Thathewasagentleman,hewassure——hisbearingandmannerprovedthat;buthewasagentlemanwhodidnot\"putonairs。\"Notthattherewasanyreasonwhyheshouldputonairs,but,sofarasthatwasconcerned,therewasnoapparentreasonforthemonumentalconceitandcondescensionofsomeoftheinflatedcityboardersinthevillage。Brownwasnotlikethosepeopleatall。
Sethhadtakenafancytohimattheirfirstmeeting。Nowhislikingsteadilyincreased。CompanionshipinalonelyspotlikeEastboroTwin-Lightsisatestofaman’stemper。Brownstoodthetestwell。Ifhemademistakesinthework——andhedidmakesomeridiculousones——hecheerfullyundidthemwhentheywerepointedouttohim。Hewas,forthemostpart,good-naturedandwillingtotalk,thoughtherewereperiodswhenheseemeddepressedandwanderedoffbyhimselfalongthebeachorsatbytheedgeofthebluff,staringouttosea。Thelightkeepermadenocommentonthistraitinhischaracter。Ithelpedtoconfirmhisownjudgmentconcerningtheyoungfellow’strouble。Peopleintroubleweresubjecttofitsofthe\"blues,\"andduringthesefitstheylikedtobealone。Sethknewthisfromhisownexperience。Thereweretimeswhenhe,too,soughtsolitude。
Hetrustedhishelpermoreandmore。Hedidnot,ofcourse,permithimtotakethenightwatchinthelights,buthedidtrusthimtotheextentofleavinghimaloneforawholeafternoonwhilehedrovetheoldhorse,attachedtotheantique\"openwagon\"——bothsteedandvehicleapartofthegovernmentproperty——overtoEastborotopurchasetobaccoandnewspapersatthestore。Onhisreturnhefoundeverythingasitshouldbe,andthistestledhimtomakeothers,eachofwhichwassuccessfulinprovingJohnBrownfaithfuloverafewthingsand,therefore,intime,tobeintrustedwithmanyandmoreimportantones。
Brown,onhispart,likedSeth。Hehadprofessedtolikehimduringtheconversationatthebreakfasttablewhichresultedinhisremainingatthelights,butthenhewasnotentirelyserious。Hewas,ofcourse,gratefulforthekindnessshownhimbytheoddlongshoremanandenjoyedthelatter’ssocietyanddrollremarksashewouldhaveenjoyedanythingoutoftheordinaryandquaintlyamusing。Butnowhereallylikedtheman。SethAtkinswasacountryman,andamarkedcontrasttoanyindividualBrownhadevermet,buthewasfarfrombeingafool。Hepossessedafundofdrycommonsense,andhiscommentsonpeopleandhappeningsintheworld——aknowledgeofwhichhederivedfromthenewspapersandmagazinesobtainedonhistripstoEastboro——wereaconstantdelight。And,morethanall,herespectedhiscompanion’sdesiretoremainamystery。BrowndecidedthatAtkinswas,ashehadjokinglycalledhim,amanwithapast。Whatthatpastmightbe,hedidnotknowortrytolearn。\"Mindyourownbusiness,\"SethhaddeclaredtobethemottoofEastboroTwin-Lights,andthatmottosuitedbothpartiestotheagreement。
Thelightkeeperstoodwatchinthetoweratnight。Duringmostofthedayheslept;but,afterthefirstweekwasover,andhistrustinhishelperbecamemorefirm,hedevelopedthehabitofrisingattwointheafternoon,eatingabreakfast——ordinner,orwhateverthemealmightbecalled——andwanderingoffalongthecrookedroadleadingsouthandinthedirectionofPounddugSlough。Theroad,littleusedandgrassgrown,twistedandturnedamidthedunesuntilitdisappearedinadistantgroveofscruboaksandpitchpines。
Eachafternoon——exceptonSundaysandontheoccasionsofhisexcursionstothevillage——Atkinswouldrisefromthetable,sauntertothedoortolookattheweather,andthen,withoutexcuseorexplanation,startslowlydowntheroad。Forthefirsthundredyardshesauntered,thenthesaunterbecameabriskwalk,andwhenhereachedtheedgeofthegrovehewashurryingalmostatadogtrot。Sometimeshecarriedaburdenwithhim,abrownpaperparcelbroughtfromEastboro,ahammer,asaw,oracoilofrope。Oncehedescendedtotheboathouseatthefootofthebluffbytheinletandemergedbearingabigbundleofcanvas,apparentlyanoldsail;thishearranged,withsomedifficulty,onhisshoulderandstumbleduptheslope,pastthecornerofthehouseandawaytowardthegrove。
Brownwatchedhimwonderingly。Wherewashegoing,andwhy?Whatwasthemysteriousdestinationofallthesetoolsandoldjunk?
WheredidSethspendhisafternoonsandwhy,whenhereturned,didhishandsandclothessmelloftar?Thesubstituteassistantwaspuzzled,butheaskednoquestions。AndSethvolunteerednosolutionofthepuzzle。
Yetthesolutioncame,andinanunexpectedway。Sethdrovetothevillageoneafternoonandreturnedwithliterature,smokingmaterialsandanannouncement。Thelatterhemadeduringsupper。
\"Itriedtobuythatflypaperwewantedtoday,\"heobserved,asapreliminary。\"Couldn’tgetnone。Allout。\"
\"Butwillhavesomeinveryshortly,Ipresume,\"suggestedtheassistant,whoknewtheidiosyncrasiesofcountrystores。
\"Oh,yes,sartin!Expectin’iteveryminute。Thatstore’sgotaconsider’blesightmoreexpectationsinitthanithasanythingelse。They’realwayssixmonthsaheadoftheseasonorbehinditinthatstore。Whenit’ssocoldthatthesnowbirdsgetchilblainsthey’llhavetheshelveschuckfullofflypaper。Now,whenit’shotterthanakittleofpeppertea,thebulkoftheirstockisicepicksandmittens。Bah!However,they’regoin’tosendtheflypaperoverwhenitcomes,alongwiththedog。\"
\"Thedog?\"repeatedBrowninamazement。
\"Yup。That’swhatIwasgoin’totellyou——aboutthedog。I
orderedadogtoday。Didn’tpaynothin’forhim,youunderstand。
HenryG。,thestorekeeper,gavehimtome。Theboy’llfetchhimdownwhenhefetchestheflypaper。\"
\"Adog?We’re——you’regoingtokeepadog——here?\"
\"Surething。Whynot?Gotroomenoughtokeepawholezoologicalmenagerieifwewantedto,ain’twe?Besides,adog’llbehandytohavearound。BillFoster,thelifesaver,toldmethatsomebodybustedintothestationhenhouseonenightaweekagoandgotawaywithfouroftheirlikeliestpullets。Hecal’lates’twastrampsorboys。Wedon’tkeephens,butthere’ssomestuffinthatboathouseIwouldn’twantstole,and,bein’asthere’snolockonthedoor,adogwouldbeasortofprotection,asyoumightsay。\"
\"Butthieveswouldnevercomewaydownhere。\"
\"Whynot?’Tain’tanyfurtherawayfromtherestofcreationthanthelifesavin’station,isit?Anyhow,HenryG。givethedogtomefreefornothin’,andthat’samiracleofitself。You’dsayso,too,ifyouknewHenry。IwassosurprisedthatIsaidI’dtakeitrightoff;felt’twouldbeflyin’inthefaceofProvidencenotto。
Amiracle——jumpin’Judas!IneverknewHenrytogiveanybodyanythingafore——unless’twasthesmallpox,andthen’twan’tagenuinecase,nothin’butvarioloid。\"
\"Butwhatkindofadogisit?\"
\"Idon’tknow。Henryusedtoownthemotherofit,andshewasonequartermastiffandtherestassortedvarieties。Thisonehe’sgivin’meain’tawholedog,yousee;justahalf-grownpup。Thevarioloidalloveragain——hey?Ho,ho!Ididn’treallytakehimforsartin,youunderstand;justontrial。Ifwelikehim,we’llkeephim,that’sall。\"
Thethirdafternoonfollowingthisannouncement,Brownwasaloneinthekitchen,andbusy。Sethhaddepartedononeofhismysteriousexcursions,carryingacoilofrope,apulleyandagalloncanofpaint。Beforeleavingthehousehehadgivenhishelpersomeinstructionsconcerningsupper。
\"Might’swellhavealobstertonight,\"hesaid。\"Evercookalobster,didyou?\"
No,Mr。Brownhadnevercookedalobster。
\"Well,it’ssimpleenough。Allyou’vegottodoisbilehim。Bilehiminhotwatertillhe’sdone。\"
\"Isee。\"Thesubstituteassistantwasnotenthusiastic。Cookinghedidnotlove。
\"Humph!\"hegrunted。\"Iimaginedifhewasboiledatall,itwasbeinhotwater,notcold。\"
Atkinschuckled。\"Imeanyouwanttohavethewaterbilin’hotwhenyouputhimin,\"heexplained。\"Waittillshebilesupgoodandthensousehim;see?\"
\"Iguessso。Howdoyouknowwhenhe’sdone?\"
\"Oh——er——Ican’ttellyou。You’llhavetotrusttoyourinstinct,I
cal’late。Whenhelooksdone,heISdone,mostgen’rallyspeakin’。\"
\"Dearme!howclearyoumakeit。Wouldyoumindhintin’astohowhelookswhenhe’sdone?\"
\"Why——why,DONE,ofcourse。\"
\"Yes,ofcourse。Howstupidofme!Heisdonewhenhelooksdone,andwhenhelooksdoneheisdone。Anychildcouldfollowthosedirections。HOWishedone——brown?\"
\"No。Brown!theidea!Red,ofcourse。He’sgreenwhenyouputhiminthekittle,andwhenyoutakehimout,he’sred。That’sonewayyoucantell。\"
\"Yes,thatwillhelpsome。Allright,I’llboilhimtillhe’sred,youneedn’tworryaboutthat。\"
\"Oh,Isha’n’tworry。Solong。I’llbebackaboutsixorso。Puthiminwhenthewater’sgoodandhot,andyou’llcomeoutallright。\"
\"Thankyou。IhopeHEwill,butIhavemydoubts。Whereishe?\"
\"Who?thelobster?There’sdozensdowninthecarbythewharf。
Liftthecoverandfishoneoutwiththedipnet。Pickoutthebiggestoneyoucanfind,’causeI’mlikelytobehungrywhenIgetback,andyourappetiteain’tahummin’bird’s。There!I’vegottogoifIwanttogetanythingdoneafore——……Humph!nevermind。
Solong。\"
Hehurriedaway,asifconsciousthathehadsaidmorethanheintended。Atthecornerofthehouseheturnedtocall:
\"Isay!Brown!bekindofcarefulwhenyoudiphimout。Noneof’emareplugged。\"
\"What?\"
\"Isaynoneofthemlobsters’clawsareplugged。Ididn’thavetimetoplugthelastlotIgotfrommypots,soyouwanttohandle’emcarefullike,elsethey’llnipyou。Totetheoneyoupickoutuptothehouseinthedip-net;thenyou’llbeallright。\"
Evidentlyconsideringthiswarningsufficienttopreventanypossibletrouble,hedeparted。JohnBrownseatedhimselfinthearmchairbythedoorandgazedatthesea。Hegazedandthoughtuntilhecouldbeartothinknolonger;thenheroseandenteredthekitchen,wherehekindledafireintherangeandfilledakettlewithwater。Havingthusmadereadythesacrificialaltar,hetookthelong-handleddip-netfromitsnailanddescendedtheblufftothewharf。
Thelobstercar,agood-sizedaffairoflathswithahingedcoverclosingtheopeninginitsuppersurface,wasfloatingunderthewharf,towhichitwasattachedbyarope。Brownkneltonthestring-pieceandpeereddownatit。Itfloateddeepinthewater,thetideripplingstronglythroughit,betweenthelaths。Thecoverwasfastenedwithawoodenbutton。
Thesubstituteassistant,afteradealoffutileandexasperatingpokingwiththehandleofthenet,managedtoturnthebuttonandthrowbacktheleather-hingedcover。Throughthesquareopeningthewaterbeneathlookeddarklygreen。Therewasmuchseaweedinthecar,andoccasionallythisweedwasstirredbylivingthingswhichmovedsluggishly。
JohnBrownreversedthenet,and,lyingflatonthewharf,gingerlythrustthebusinessendofthecontrivancethroughtheopeningandintothedark,weed-streakedwater。Thenhebeganfeelingforhisprey。
Hecouldfeelit。Apparentlythecarwasalivewithlobsters。Ashemovedthenetthroughthewatertherewasalwaysonejustbeforeitorbehindit;butatleasttenminuteselapsedbeforehemanagedtogetoneinit。Atlength,whenhisarmswerewearyandhispatiencealmostexhausted,thesubmergednetbecameheavy,andthehandleshookinhisgrasp。Heshortenedhisholdandbegantopullinhandoverhand。Hehadalobster,abiglobster。
Hecouldseeapairofclawsopeningandshuttingwickedly。Heraisedthecreaturethroughtheopening,balancedthenetonitsedge,roseononeknee,triedtostanderect,stumbled,losthisholdonthehandleandshotthelobsterneatlyoutofthemeshes,overtheedgeofthecar,andintothefreewatersofthechannel。
Thenheexpressedhisfeelingsaloudandwithemphasis。
Fiveminuteslaterhegotanother,butitwastoosmalltobeofuse。Intwentyminuteshenettedthreemore,twoofwhichgotaway。
Thethird,however,hedraggedpantinglytothewharfandsatbesideit,gloating。Itwashisforkeeps,anditwasabigone,thegreat-grandaddyoflobsters。Itsclawsclashedandsnappedatthetwineofthenetlikeapairofgiantnutcrackers。
Carryingitasfarfromhisbodyasitsweightattheendofthehandlewouldpermit,heboreitintriumphtothekitchen。Toboilalobsteralivehadseemedameantrick,andcruel,whenSethAtkinsfirstorderedhimtodoit。Nowhedidn’tmind;itwouldservethethingrightforbeingsohardtocatch。Enteringthekitchen,hebalancedthenetacrossachairandsteppedtotherangetoseeifthewaterwasboiling。Itwasnot,andforaverygoodreason——thefirehadgoneout。AgainMr。Brownexpressedhisfeelings。
Thefire,newlykindled,hadburnedtothelastash。Ifhehadbeentheretoaddmorecoalinseason,itwouldhavesurvived;buthehadbeenotherwiseengaged。Therewasnothingtobedoneexceptrakeouttheashesandbeginanew。Thishedid。Whenheremovedthekettlehedecidedatoncethatitwasmuchtoosmallforthepurposerequiredofit。Toboilalobsterofthatsizeinakettleofthatsizewouldnecessitateboilingoneendatatime,andthat,bothforthevictimandhimself,wouldbetroublesomeandagonizing。Hehuntedaboutforalargerkettleand,findingnone,seizedindesperationuponthewashboiler,filledit,andliftedittothetopofthestoveabovetheflickeringnewfire。
Thefireburnedslowly,andhesatdowntorestandwait。Ashesankintothechair——notthatacrosswhichthenettedlobsterwasbalanced,butanother——hebecameawareofcurioussoundsfromwithout。Distantsoundstheywere,faroffandfaint,butgrowingsteadilylouder;wailsandlong-drawnhowls,mournfulanddespairing。
\"A-a-oo-ow!Aa-ow-ooo!\"
\"Whatintheworld?\"mutteredBrown,andranoutofthekitchenandaroundthecornerofthehouse。
Therewasnothinginsight,nothingstrangeorunusual,thatis。
Joshua,Seth’soldhorse,pickettedtoapostinthebackyardandgrazing,ortryingtograze,onthestubbybeachgrass,wastheonlylivingexhibit。Butthesoundscontinuedandgrewlouder。
\"Aa-ow-ooo!Ow-oo-ow-ooo!\"
Overtheriseofadune,ahundredyardsoff,wheretheroadtoEastborovillagedippedtowardsaswampyhollow,appearedahorse’sheadandthetopofacoveredwagon。Amomentlaterthedriverbecamevisible,afreckledfacedboygrinninglikeapumpkinlantern。Thehorsetrottedthroughthesanduptothelights。
Joshuawhinniedasifheenjoyedtheprospectofcompany。Fromthebackofthewagon,somewherebeneaththeshadeofthecover,aroseaheartrendingwail,reekingofsorrowandagony。
\"Aa-ow-OOO!Ooo-aa-OW!\"
\"Forheaven’ssake,\"exclaimedthelightkeeper’shelper,runningtomeetthevehicle,\"whatisthematter?\"
Theboygrinnedmoreexpansivelythanever。\"Whoa!\"heshouted,tothehorsehewasdriving。Theanimalstoppedinhistracks,evidentlygladoftheopportunity。Anotherhowlburstfromthecovereddepthsofthewagon。
\"I’vegothim,\"saidtheboy,withatriumphantnodandajerkofhisthumboverhisshoulder。\"He’sinthere。\"
\"He?Who?What?\"
\"Job。He’sinthere。Hearhim?He’sbeengoin’onlikethateversincehefinishedhisbone,andthatwasovertwomileback。Say,\"
admiringly,\"he’ssomesinger,ain’the!Hearthat,willye?\"
Anotherwailarosefromthewagon。Brownhastenedtotherearofthevehicle,onthecanvassideofwhichwerepaintedthewords\"HenryG。Goodspeed,Groceries,DryandFancyGoodsandNotions,Eastboro,\"andpeeredinoverthetailboard。Theinteriorofthewagonwaswellnighfilledbyabigboxwithstripsofboardnailedacrossitstop。Frombetweenthesestripsatawnynosewasuplifted。Asthehelperstaredwonderinglyattheboxandthenose,theboysprangfromhisseatandjoinedhim。
\"That’shim,\"declaredtheboy。\"Hi,there,Job,tuneupnow!
What’sthematterwithye?\"
Hisanswerwasanunearthlyhowlfromthebox,accompaniedbyamightyscratching。Theboylaugheddelightedly。
\"Ain’theawonder?\"hedemanded。\"Oughttobeinchurchchoir,hadn’the。\"
Brownsteppedonthehubofarearwheel,and,clingingtothepostofthewagoncover,lookeddownintothebox。Thecreatureinsidewasaboutthesizeofamontholdcalf。
\"It’sa——it’sadog,\"heexclaimed。\"Adog,isn’tit?\"
\"Sure,it’sadog。Orhe’llbeadogwhenhegrowsup。Nothin’butapupnow,heain’t。where’sSeth?\"
\"Seth?Oh,Mr。Atkins;he’snothere。\"
\"Ain’the?Where’shegone?\"
\"Idon’tknow。\"
\"Don’tye?When’shecomin’back?HUSHUP!\"Thislastwasacommandtotheprisonerinthebox,whopaidabsolutelynoattentiontoit。
\"Idon’tknowwhenhe’llbeback。Doyouwanttoseehimpersonally?Won’tIdo?I’minchargeheretillhereturns。\"
\"Beye?Oh,you’rethenewassistantfromBoston。You’lldo。AllIwanttodoisunloadhim——Job,Imean——andleaveacouplebundlesofflypaperSethordered。Here!\"loweringthetailboardandclimbingintothewagon,youcatchaholtoft’otherendofthebox,andI’llshoveonthisone。Hushup,Job!Nobody’sgoin’toeatye——’lessit’sthemoskeeters。Now,then,mister,herehecomes。\"
Hebeganpushingtheboxtowardtheopenendofthewagon。Thedog’swhinesandscreamsandscratchingsfurnishedanaccompanimentalmostdeafening。
\"Wait!Stop!Forheaven’ssake,wait!\"shoutedBrown。\"Whatareyouputtingthatbruteoffherefor?Idon’twanthim。\"
\"Yes,youdo。Sethdoes,anyhow。HenryG。madehimapresentofJoblasttimeSethwasovertothestore。Didn’thetellye?\"
Thenthesubstituteassistantremembered。Thiswasthe\"half-grownpup\"Atkinshadsaidwastobebroughtoverbythegroceryboy。
Thiswasthecreaturetheyweretoaccept\"ontrial。\"
\"Well,byGeorge!\"heexclaimedindisgust。
\"Didn’tSethtellye?\"askedtheboyagain。
\"Yes……Yes,Ibelievehedid。But——\"
\"ThenstandbywhileIunloadhim。Herehecomesnow。H’isthimdowneasyasyoucan。\"
Thatwasnottooeasy,fortheendoftheboxslidfromthetail-
boardtothegroundwithathumpthatshookthebreathfromtheprisonerwithin。Butthebreathcamebackagainandfurnishedmotivepowerformoreandworsehowlsandwhines。Joshuaprickeduphisearsandtrottedtothefurtherendofhishalter。
\"There!\"saidHenryG。’sboy,jumpingtothegroundbesidethebox,\"that’soffmyhands,thankthemercy!Here’syourflypaper。Fivedozensheets。Youmusthaveprettynighasmanyfliesdownhereasyouhavemoskeeters。Well,solong。Igottobegoin’。\"
\"Waitaminute,\"pleadedBrown。\"WhatshallIdowiththis——er——
blesseddog?Ishesavage?Whydidyoubringhiminacrate——likeapiano?\"
\"’Cause’twastheeasiestway。Youcouldn’ttiehimup,notinacartnobigger’nthis。Might’swelltieupanelephant。Besides,hewon’tstaytiedupnowheres。BustedmoreclotheslinesthanI’vegotfingersandtoes,thatpuphas。Heneedsachaincabletokeephimtohismoorin’s。Don’tye,Job,youoldearthquake?Hey?\"
Hepoundedonthebox,andtheearthquakeobligedwitharenewedseriesofshocksandshakings。
Thelightkeeper’sassistantsmiledinspiteofhimself。
\"WhonamedhimJob?\"heasked。
\"HenryG。’scousinfromBoston。Hesaidheseemedtobealwayssufferin’andfillin’thelandwithroarin’s,likeJobintheBible。
So,bein’ashehadn’tnonameexceptcusswords,thatonestuck。I
cal’lateHenryG。’sgladenoughtogetridofhim。Ho!ho!\"
\"DidMr。Atkinsseehis——this——didheseehispresentbeforeheacceptedit?\"
\"No。That’sthebestpartofthejoke。Well,\"clamberingtohisseatandpickingupthereins,\"I’vegotfivemileofsandandmoskeeterstonavigate,soI’vegottobejoggin’。Oh,say!goin’
toleavehimintheboxthere,beye?\"
\"Iguessso,forthepresent。\"
\"Well,Iwouldn’tleavehimtoolong。He’sstronger’nSamsonandthePhilippinesrolledtogether,andhe’shumpeduphisbacksomuchonthewayacrostthathe’sstartedmostofthenailsinthemslatsovertopofhim。Itellyewhatyoudo:Givehimaboneorachunkoftoughmeattochawon。Thenhe’llresteasyforaspell。
Goodbye。IwishIcouldstayandseeSethwhenhelooksathispresent,butIcan’t。Gid-dap,January。\"
Thegrocerywagonrolledoutoftheyard。TheforsakenJobsentaroarofregretafterhim。Also,he\"humpedushisback,\"andthenailsholdingtheslatsinplacestartedandgavealarmingly。JohnBrownhastenedtothehouseinquestofabone。
CHAPTERV
THEGOINGOFJOSHUA
Hefoundone,afteratime,therelicofaham,withagooddealofmeatonit。Atkins,economicalsoul,wouldhaveprotestedinhorroragainstthesinfulwaste,buthishelperwouldcheerfullyhavesacrificedawholehogtoquietthewailsfromtheboxintheyard。
Hepushedthehambonebetweentheslats,andJobreceiveditgreedily。Thehowlsandwhinesceasedandweresucceededbygnawingsandcrunchings。Brownreturnedtothekitchentoinspecthisneglectedfire。
Thistimethefirewasnotout,butitburnedslowly。Thewaterinthewashboilerwasonlylukewarm。Thebiglobsterinthenetbalancedonthechairclashedhisclawswickedlyasthesubstituteassistantapproached。Thedoorhadbeenleftopen,andtheroomhummedwithflies。Brownshutthedoorand,whilewaitingforthewatertoheat,separatedadozensheetsofthestickyflypaperandplacedtheminconspicuousplaces。Hewonderedashedidsowhatsomeofhisformeracquaintanceswouldsayiftheycouldseehim。
He——HE——acook,andaroustabout,adishwasherandascrubberofbrassatEastboroTwin-Lights!Howlongmusthestaythere?Formonthsatleast。Heshouldbethankfulthathewasthere;thankfulthattherewassuchaplace,wherenoonecameandwherehecouldremainuntilhewasforgotten。Hewasthankful,ofcoursehewas。
Butwhatalifetolive!
HewonderedwhatAtkinsthoughtofhim;howmuchthelightkeeperguessedconcerninghisidentityandhisstory。Hecouldnotguesswithinmilesofthetruth,buthemustindulgeinsomecuriousspeculations。ThenhefelltowonderingaboutSethhimself。Whatwasitthatthelight-keeperwashidingfromtheworld?Oddthattwopeople,eachpossessingasecret,shouldcometogetheratthatlonelyspot。WherewasitthatSethwentalmosteveryafternoon?
Hadthesedailyabsencesanyconnectionwiththegreatmystery?
Hedistributedthesheetsofflypaperabouttheroom,inplaceswherehejudgedthemlikelytodothemostgood,andhadthesatisfactionofseeinganumberofthetormentinginsectscaughtimmediately。Thenhetestedthewaterintheboiler。Itwaswarmer,evenhot,butnotboiling。
Hehadalmostforgottenthedog,butnowwasremindedbytheanimalitself,who,havingapparentlyswallowedthebonewhole,beganoncemoretohowllugubriously。Browndecidedtolethimhowlforthepresent,and,goingintotheliving-room,pickedupanoldmagazineandbeganlistlesslytoread。
Thehowlsfromtheyardcontinued,swelledtoacrescendoofshrieksandthensuddenlyceased。Amomentlatertherewasathumpandamightyscratchingatthekitchendoor。Thesubstituteassistantdroppedthemagazineandsprangfromhischair。
\"GoodLord!\"heexclaimed;\"Ibelieve——\"
Hedidnotfinishthesentence。Therewasnoneed。Ifhehadanydoubtsastothecauseoftheracketatthedoortheyweredispelledbyahowllikeafogwhistle。\"Job\"hadescapedfromdurancevileandwasseekingcompanionship。
Brownmutteredanexclamationofimpatienceand,openingthedooraverylittleway,peepedthroughthecrack。Thepup——helookedlikeascrawnyyounglion——hailedhisappearancewithaseriesofwildyelps。HismouthopenedlikeaMammothCaveinminiature,andafootofredtongueflappedlikeadangersignal。
\"Getout,youbrute!\"orderedBrown。
Jobdidnotgetout。Insteadheyelpedagainandcaperedwiththegraceofacow。Hisfeetandlegsseemedtohavegrownoutofproportiontotherestofhim;theywereenormous。Downthelengthofhisyellowbackwerethreerawfurrowswhichthenailsoftheboxcoverhadscrapedasheclimbedfromunderthem。
\"Nicedog!\"coaxedthelightkeeper’shelper。\"Nicedoggie!Goodoldboy!\"
Thegoodoldboyprancedjoyfullyandmadeachargeatthedoor。
Brownslammeditshutjustintime。
\"Clearout!\"heyelled,frombehindit。\"Goaway!Goandliedown!\"
Theanswerwasamightyhowlofdisappointmentandanassaultonthedoorwhichthreatenedtoshatterthepanels。Job’spawswerearmedwithclawsproportionatetotheirsize。
Thiswouldneverdo。Thepaintonthatdoorhadbeenfurnishedbythegovernment,andAtkinswasverycarefulofit。Brown,within,poundedaprotestandagaincommandedthedogtogoandliedown。
Job,without,thumpedandscratchedandhowledlouderthanever。Hehaddecidedlythebestoftheduet,andthedoorwassufferingeverysecond。Brownpickedupthefireshovelandthrewthedoorwideopen。
\"Getout!\"heroared。\"GetoutorI’llkillyou!\"
Hebrandishedtheshovel,expectinganassault。Butnonecame。ItwasevidentthatJobknewashovelwhenhesawit,hadencounteredothershovelsinthecourseofhisbriefyounglife。Hisearsandtaildrooped,andhebackedaway。
\"Clearout!\"repeatedBrown,advancingthreateningly。Witheachstepoftheadvance,Jobretreatedacorrespondingdistance。Whentheassistantstopped,hestopped。Brownloweredtheshovelandlookedathim。Thedoggrovelledinthesandandwhineddolefully。