\"SYLVESTER。
\"P。S。——Ofcoursehe’sgrownalittle,anddoesn’ttakethingsalwaysasquietlyashedid。HedroppedratherheavilyontwoofWatson’s’purps’lastweek,andsnatchedoldWatsonhimselfbaldheaded,forinterfering。YourememberWatson?Foranintelligentman,heknowsverylittleofCaliforniafauna。HowareyoufixedforbearsonMontgomeryStreet,Imeaninregardtocorralsandthings?S。
\"P。P。S。——He’sgotsomenewtricks。Theboyshavebeenteachinghimtoputuphishandswiththem。Heslingsanuglyleft。S。\"
IamafraidthatmydesiretopossessmyselfofBabyovercameallotherconsiderations;andItelegraphedanaffirmativeatoncetoSylvester。WhenIreachedmylodgingslatethatafternoon,mylandladywasawaitingmewithatelegram。ItwastwolinesfromSylvester,——
\"Allright。Babygoesdownonnight-boat。Beafathertohim。
S。\"
Itwasdue,then,atoneo’clockthatnight。ForamomentIwasstaggeredatmyownprecipitation。Ihadasyetmadenopreparations,hadsaidnothingtomylandladyabouthernewguest。
Iexpectedtoarrangeeverythingintime;andnow,throughSylvester’sindecenthaste,thattimehadbeenshortenedtwelvehours。
Something,however,mustbedoneatonce。IturnedtoMrs。Brown。
Ihadgreatrelianceinhermaternalinstincts:Ihadthatstillgreaterreliancecommontooursexinthegeneraltender-
heartednessofprettywomen。ButIconfessIwasalarmed。Yet,withafeeblesmile,Itriedtointroducethesubjectwithclassicaleaseandlightness。Ievensaid,\"IfShakspeare’sAthenianclown,Mrs。Brown,believedthatalionamongladieswasadreadfulthing,whatmust\"——ButhereIbrokedown;forMrs。
Brown,withtheawfulintuitionofhersex,Isawatoncewasmoreoccupiedwithmymannerthanmyspeech。SoItriedabusinessbrusquerie,and,placingthetelegraminherhand,saidhurriedly,\"Wemustdosomethingaboutthisatonce。It’sperfectlyabsurd;
buthewillbehereatoneto-night。Begthousandpardons;butbusinesspreventedmyspeakingbefore\"——andpausedoutofbreathandcourage。
Mrs。Brownreadthetelegramgravely,liftedherprettyeyebrows,turnedthepaperover,andlookedontheotherside,andthen,inaremoteandchillingvoice,askedmeifsheunderstoodmetosaythatthemotherwascomingalso。
\"Oh,dearno!\"Iexclaimedwithconsiderablerelief。\"Themotherisdead,youknow。Sylvester,thatismyfriendwhosentthis,shotherwhenthebabywasonlythreedaysold。\"ButtheexpressionofMrs。Brown’sfaceatthismomentwassoalarming,thatIsawthatnothingbutthefullestexplanationwouldsaveme。
Hastily,andIfearnotverycoherently,Itoldherall。
Sherelaxedsweetly。ShesaidIhadfrightenedherwithmytalkaboutlions。Indeed,IthinkmypictureofpoorBaby,albeitatriflehighlycolored,touchedhermotherlyheart。ShewasevenalittlevexedatwhatshecalledSylvester’s\"hard-heartedness。\"
StillIwasnotwithoutsomeapprehension。ItwastwomonthssinceIhadseenhim;andSylvester’svagueallusiontohis\"slinginganuglyleft\"painedme。IlookedatsympatheticlittleMrs。Brown;
andthethoughtofWatson’spupscoveredmewithguiltyconfusion。
Mrs。Brownhadagreedtositupwithmeuntilhearrived。Oneo’clockcame,butnoBaby。Twoo’clock,threeo’clock,passed。Itwasalmostfourwhentherewasawildclatterofhorses’hoofsoutside,andwithajerkawagonstoppedatthedoor。InaninstantIhadopenedit,andconfrontedastranger。Almostatthesamemoment,thehorsesattemptedtorunawaywiththewagon。
Thestranger’sappearancewas,tosaytheleast,disconcerting。
Hisclotheswerebadlytornandfrayed;hislinensackhungfromhisshoulderslikeaherald’sapron;oneofhishandswasbandaged;
hisfacescratched;andtherewasnohatonhisdishevelledhead。
Toaddtothegeneraleffect,hehadevidentlysoughtrelieffromhiswoesindrink;andheswayedfromsidetosideasheclungtothedoor-handle,and,inaverythickvoice,statedthathehad\"suthin\"formeoutside。Whenhehadfinished,thehorsesmadeanotherplunge。
Mrs。Brownthoughttheymustbefrightenedatsomething。
\"Frightened!\"laughedthestrangerwithbitterirony。\"Oh,no!
Hossishain’tfrightened!On’yranawayfourtimeshcomin’here。
Oh,no!Nobody’sfrightened。Everythin’sallri’。Ain’tit,Bill?\"hesaid,addressingthedriver。\"On’ybeenoverboardtwish;
knockeddownahatchwayonce。Thashnothin’!On’ytwomenunnerdoctor’shan’satStockton。Thashnothin’!Sixhunnerdollarshcoveralldammish。\"
Iwastoomuchdisheartenedtoreply,butmovedtowardthewagon。
Thestrangereyedmewithanastonishmentthatalmostsoberedhim。
\"Doyoureckontotacklethatanimileyourself?\"heasked,ashesurveyedmefromheadtofoot。
Ididnotspeak,but,withanappearanceofboldnessIwasfarfromfeeling,walkedtothewagon,andcalled\"Baby!\"
\"Allri’。Cashloosethemstraps,Bill,andstan’clear。\"
Thestrapswerecutloose;andBaby,theremorseless,theterrible,quietlytumbledtotheground,and,rollingtomyside,rubbedhisfoolishheadagainstme。
Ithinktheastonishmentofthetwomenwasbeyondanyvocalexpression。Withoutaword,thedrunkenstrangergotintothewagon,anddroveaway。
AndBaby?Hehadgrown,itistrue,atriflelarger;buthewasthin,andborethemarksofevidentillusage。Hisbeautifulcoatwasmattedandunkempt;andhisclaws,thosebrightsteelhooks,hadbeenruthlesslyparedtothequick。Hiseyeswerefurtiveandrestless;andtheoldexpressionofstupidgoodhumorhadchangedtooneofintelligentdistrust。Hisintercoursewithmankindhadevidentlyquickenedhisintellect,withoutbroadeninghismoralnature。
IhadgreatdifficultyinkeepingMrs。Brownfromsmotheringhiminblankets,andruininghisdigestionwiththedelicaciesofherlarder;butIatlastgothimcompletelyrolledupinthecornerofmyroom,andasleep。Ilayawakesometimelaterwithplansforhisfuture。IfinallydeterminedtotakehimtoOakland——whereI
hadbuiltalittlecottage,andalwaysspentmySundays——theverynextday。Andinthemidstofarosypictureofdomesticfelicity,Ifellasleep。
WhenIawoke,itwasbroadday。MyeyesatoncesoughtthecornerwhereBabyhadbeenlying;buthewasgone。Isprangfromthebed,lookedunderit,searchedthecloset,butinvain。Thedoorwasstilllocked;buttherewerethemarksofhisbluntedclawsuponthesillofthewindowthatIhadforgottentoclose。Hehadevidentlyescapedthatway。Butwhere?Thewindowopeneduponabalcony,towhichtheonlyotherentrancewasthroughthehall。Hemustbestillinthehouse。
Myhandwasalreadyuponthebell-rope;butIstayeditintime。
Ifhehadnotmadehimselfknown,whyshouldIdisturbthehouse?
Idressedmyselfhurriedly,andslippedintothehall。Thefirstobjectthatmetmyeyeswasabootlyinguponthestairs。ItborethemarksofBaby’steeth;and,asIlookedalongthehall,Isawtooplainlythattheusualarrayoffreshly-blackenedbootsandshoesbeforethelodgers’doorswasnotthere。AsIascendedthestairs,Ifoundanother,butwiththeblackingcarefullylickedoff。Onthethirdfloorweretwoorthreemoreboots,slightlymouthed;butatthispointBaby’stasteforblackinghadevidentlypalled。Alittlefartheronwasaladder,leadingtoanopenscuttle。Imountedtheladder,andreachedtheflatroof,thatformedacontinuouslevelovertherowofhousestothecornerofthestreet。Behindthechimneyontheverylastroof,somethingwaslurking。ItwasthefugitiveBaby。Hewascoveredwithdustanddirtandfragmentsofglass。Buthewassittingonhishind-
legs,andwaseatinganenormousslabofpeanutcandy,withalookofmingledguiltandinfinitesatisfaction。Heeven,Ifancied,slightlystrokedhisstomachwithhisdisengagedfore-pawasI
approached。HeknewthatIwaslookingforhim;andtheexpressionofhiseyesaidplainly,\"Thepast,atleast,issecure。\"
Ihurriedhim,withtheevidencesofhisguilt,backtothescuttle,anddescendedontiptoetothefloorbeneath。Providencefavoredus:Imetnooneonthestairs;andhisowncushionedtreadwasinaudible。Ithinkhewasconsciousofthedangersofdetection;forheevenforeboretobreathe,ormuchlesschewthelastmouthfulhehadtaken;andheskulkedatmysidewiththesirupdroppingfromhismotionlessjaws。Ithinkhewouldhavesilentlychokedtodeathjustthen,formysake;anditwasnotuntilIhadreachedmyroomagain,andthrewmyselfpantingonthesofa,thatIsawhownearstrangulationhehadbeen。Hegulpedonceortwiceapologetically,andthenwalkedtothecornerofhisownaccord,androlledhimselfuplikeanimmensesugarplum,sweatingremorseandtreacleateverypore。
IlockedhiminwhenIwenttobreakfast,whenIfoundMrs。Brown’slodgersinastateofintenseexcitementovercertainmysteriouseventsofthenightbefore,andthedreadfulrevelationsofthemorning。Itappearedthatburglarshadenteredtheblockfromthescuttles;that,beingsuddenlyalarmed,theyhadquittedourhousewithoutcommittinganydepredation,droppingeventhebootstheyhadcollectedinthehalls;butthatadesperateattempthadbeenmadetoforcethetillintheconfectioner’sshoponthecorner,andthattheglassshow-caseshadbeenruthlesslysmashed。A
courageousservantinNo。4hadseenamaskedburglar,onhishandsandknees,attemptingtoentertheirscuttle;but,onhershouting,\"Awaywidyees!\"heinstantlyfled。
Isatthroughthisrecitalwithcheeksthatburneduncomfortably;
norwasIthelessembarrassed,onraisingmyeyes,tomeetMrs。
Brown’sfixedcuriouslyandmischievouslyonmine。AssoonasI
couldmakemyescapefromthetable,Ididso,and,runningrapidlyupstairs,soughtrefugefromanypossibleinquiryinmyownroom。
Babywasstillasleepinthecorner。Itwouldnotbesafetoremovehimuntilthelodgershadgonedowntown;andIwasrevolvinginmymindtheexpediencyofkeepinghimuntilnightveiledhisobtrusiveeccentricityfromthepubliceye,whentherecameacautioustapatmydoor。Iopenedit。Mrs。Brownslippedinquietly,closedthedoorsoftly,stoodwithherbackagainstit,andherhandontheknob,andbeckonedmemysteriouslytowardsher。
Thensheaskedinalowvoice,——
\"Ishair-dyepoisonous?\"
Iwastooconfoundedtospeak。
\"Oh,do!youknowwhatImean,\"shesaidimpatiently。\"Thisstuff。\"SheproducedsuddenlyfrombehindherabottlewithaGreeklabelsolongastoruntwoorthreetimesspirallyarounditfromtoptobottom。\"Hesaysitisn’tadye:it’savegetablepreparation,forinvigorating\"——
\"Whosays?\"Iaskeddespairingly。
\"Why,Mr。Parker,ofcourse!\"saidMrs。Brownseverely,withtheairofhavingrepeatedthenameagreatmanytimes,——\"theoldgentlemanintheroomabove。ThesimplequestionIwanttoask,\"
shecontinuedwiththecalmmannerofonewhohasjustconvictedanotherofgrossambiguityoflanguage,\"isonlythis:Ifsomeofthisstuffwereputinasaucer,andleftcarelesslyonthetable,andachild,orababy,oracat,oranyyounganimal,shouldcomeinatthewindow,anddrinkitup,——awholesaucerfull,——becauseithadasweettaste,woulditbelikelytohurtthem?\"
IcastananxiousglanceatBaby,sleepingpeacefullyinthecorner,andaverygratefuloneatMrs。Brown,andsaidIdidn’tthinkitwould。
\"Because,\"saidMrs。Brownloftilyassheopenedthedoor,\"I
thought,ifitwaspoisonous,remediesmightbeusedintime。
Because,\"sheaddedsuddenly,abandoningherloftymanner,andwildlyrushingtothecornerwithafranticembraceoftheunconsciousBaby,\"because,ifanynastystuffshouldturnitsboofulhairahorridgreen,oranaughtypink,itwouldbreakitsownmuzzer’sheart,itwould!\"
But,beforeIcouldassureMrs。Brownoftheinefficiencyofhair-
dyeasaninternalapplication,shehaddartedfromtheroom。
Thatnight,withthesecrecyofdefaulters,BabyandIdecampedfromMrs。Brown’s。Distrustingthetooemotionalnatureofthatnobleanimal,thehorse,Ihadrecoursetoahandcart,drawnbyastoutIrishman,toconveymychargetotheferry。Eventhen,Babyrefusedtogo,unlessIwalkedbythecart,andattimesrodeinit。
\"Iwish,\"saidMrs。Brown,asshestoodbythedoor,wrappedinanimmenseshawl,andsawusdepart,\"Iwishitlookedlesssolemn,——
lesslikeapauper’sfuneral。\"
Imustadmit,that,asIwalkedbythecartthatnight,IfeltverymuchasifIwereaccompanyingtheremainsofsomehumblefriendtohislastresting-place;andthat,whenIwasobligedtorideinit,InevercouldentirelyconvincemyselfthatIwasnothelplesslyovercomebyliquor,orthevictimofanaccident,enroutetothehospital。Butatlastwereachedtheferry。Ontheboat,IthinknoonediscoveredBaby,exceptadrunkenman,whoapproachedmetoaskforalightforhiscigar,butwhosuddenlydroppedit,andfledindismaytothegentlemen’scabin,wherehisincoherentravingswereluckilytakenfortheearlierindicationsofdeliriumtremens。
ItwasnearlymidnightwhenIreachedmylittlecottageontheoutskirtsofOakland;anditwaswithafeelingofreliefandsecuritythatIentered,lockedthedoor,andturnedhimlooseinthehall,satisfiedthathenceforwardhisdepredationswouldbelimitedtomyownproperty。Hewasveryquietthatnight;andafterhehadtriedtomountthehatrack,underthemistakenimpressionthatitwasintendedforhisowngymnasticexercise,andknockedallthehatsoff,hewentpeaceablytosleepontherug。
Inaweek,withtheexerciseaffordedhimbytherunofalarge,carefully-boardedenclosure,herecoveredhishealth,strength,spirits,andmuchofhisformerbeauty。Hispresencewasunknowntomyneighbors,althoughitwasnoticeablethathorsesinvariably\"shied\"inpassingtothewindwardofmyhouse,andthatthebakerandmilkmanhadgreatdifficultyinthedeliveryoftheirwaresinthemorning,andindulgedinunseemlyandunnecessaryprofanityinsodoing。
Attheendoftheweek,IdeterminedtoinviteafewfriendstoseetheBaby,andtothatpurposewroteanumberofformalinvitations。
Afterdescanting,atsomelength,onthegreatexpenseanddangerattendinghiscaptureandtraining,Iofferedaprogrammeoftheperformance,ofthe\"InfantPhenomenonofSierranSolitudes,\"drawnupintothehighestprofessionalprofusionofalliterationandcapitalletters。Afewextractswillgivethereadersomeideaofhiseducationalprogress:——
1。Hewill,rolledupinaRoundBall,rolldowntheWood-ShedRapidly,illustratingHismannerofEscapingfromHisEnemyinHisNativeWilds。
2。HewillAscendtheWell-Pole,andremovefromtheVeryTopaHat,andasmuchoftheCrownandBrimthereof,asMaybePermitted。
3。Hewillperforminapantomime,descriptiveoftheConductoftheBigBear,TheMiddle-SizedBear,andTheLittleBearofthePopularNurseryLegend。
4。HewillshakehischainRapidly,showinghisMannerofstrikingDismayandTerrorintheBreastsofWanderersinUrsineWildernesses。
Themorningoftheexhibitioncame;butanhourbeforetheperformancethewretchedBabywasmissing。TheChinesecookcouldnotindicatehiswhereabouts。Isearchedthepremisesthoroughly;
andthen,indespair,tookmyhat,andhurriedoutintothenarrowlanethatledtowardtheopenfieldsandthewoodsbeyond。ButI
foundnotracenortrackofBabySylvester。Ireturned,afteranhour’sfruitlesssearch,tofindmyguestsalreadyassembledontherearveranda。Ibrieflyrecountedmydisappointment,myprobableloss,andbeggedtheirassistance。
\"Why,\"saidaSpanishfriend,whopridedhimselfonhisaccurateknowledgeofEnglish,toBarker,whoseemedtobetryingvainlytorisefromhisrecliningpositionontheveranda,\"whydoyounotdisengageyourselffromtheverandaofourfriend?Andwhy,inthenameofHeaven,doyouattachtoyourselfsomuchofthisthing,andmaketoyourselfsuchunnecessarycontortion?Ah,\"hecontinued,suddenlywithdrawingoneofhisownfeetfromtheverandawithanevidenteffort,\"Iammyselfattached!Surelyitissomethinghere!\"
Itevidentlywas。Myguestswereallrisingwithdifficulty。Theflooroftheverandawascoveredwithsomeglutinoussubstance。Itwas——sirup!
Isawitallinaflash。Irantothebarn。Thekegof\"goldensirup,\"purchasedonlythedaybefore,layemptyuponthefloor。
Therewerestickytracksallovertheenclosure,butstillnoBaby。
\"There’ssomethingmovingthegroundovertherebythatpileofdirt,\"saidBarker。
Hewasright。Theearthwasshakinginonecorneroftheenclosurelikeanearthquake。Iapproachedcautiously。Isaw,whatIhadnotbeforenoticed,thatthegroundwasthrownup;andthere,inthemiddleofanimmensegrave-likecavity,crouchedBabySylvester,stilldigging,andslowlybutsurelysinkingfromsightinamassofdustandclay。
Whatwerehisintentions?Whetherhewasstungbyremorse,andwishedtohidehimselffrommyreproachfuleyes,orwhetherhewassimplytryingtodryhissirup-besmearedcoat,Inevershallknow;
forthatday,alas!washislastwithme。
Hewaspumpeduponfortwohours,attheendofwhichtimehestillyieldedathintreacle。Hewasthentaken,andcarefullyinwrappedinblankets,andlockedupinthestore-room。Thenextmorninghewasgone!Thelowerportionofthewindowsashandpaneweregonetoo。Hissuccessfulexperimentsonthefragiletextureofglassattheconfectioner’s,onthefirstdayofhisentrancetocivilization,hadnotbeenlostuponhim。Hisfirstessayatcombiningcauseandeffectendedinhisescape。
Wherehewent,wherehehid,whocapturedhim,ifhedidnotsucceedinreachingthefoothillsbeyondOakland,eventheofferofalargereward,backedbytheeffortsofanintelligentpolice,couldnotdiscover。Ineversawhimagainfromthatdayuntil——
DidIseehim?Iwasinahorse-caronSixthAvenue,afewdaysago,whenthehorsessuddenlybecameunmanageable,andleftthetrackforthesidewalk,amidtheoathsandexecrationsofthedriver。Immediatelyinfrontofthecaracrowdhadgatheredaroundtwoperformingbearsandashowman。Oneoftheanimals,thin,emaciated,andthemerewreckofhisnativestrength,attractedmyattention。Iendeavoredtoattracthis。Heturnedapairofbleared,sightlesseyesinmydirection;buttherewasnosignofrecognition。Ileanedfromthecar-window,andcalledsoftly,\"Baby!\"Buthedidnotheed。Iclosedthewindow。Thecarwasjustmovingon,whenhesuddenlyturned,and,eitherbyaccidentordesign,thrustacallouspawthroughtheglass。
\"It’sworthadollarandhalftoputinanewpane,\"saidtheconductor,\"iffolkswillplaywithbears!\"
ANEPISODEOFFIDDLETOWN。
In1858Fiddletownconsideredheraveryprettywoman。Shehadaquantityoflightchestnuthair,agoodfigure,adazzlingcomplexion,andacertainlanguidgracewhichpassedeasilyforgentlewomanliness。Shealwaysdressedbecomingly,andinwhatFiddletownacceptedasthelatestfashion。Shehadonlytwoblemishes:oneofhervelvetyeyes,whenexaminedclosely,hadaslightcast;andherleftcheekboreasmallscarleftbyasingledropofvitriol——happilytheonlydropofanentirephial——thrownuponherbyoneofherownjealoussex,thatreachedtheprettyfaceitwasintendedtomar。But,whentheobserverhadstudiedtheeyessufficientlytonoticethisdefect,hewasgenerallyincapacitatedforcriticism;andeventhescaronhercheekwasthoughtbysometoaddpiquancytohersmile。Theyouthfuleditorof\"TheFiddletownAvalanche\"hadsaidprivatelythatitwas\"anexaggerateddimple。\"Col。Starbottlewasinstantly\"remindedofthebeautifyingpatchesofthedaysofQueenAnne,butmoreparticularly,sir,oftheblankestbeautifulwomen,that,blankyou,youeverlaidyourtwoblankeyesupon,——aCreolewoman,sir,inNewOrleans。Andthiswomanhadascar,——alineextending,blankme,fromhereyetoherblankchin。Andthiswoman,sir,thrilledyou,sir;maddenedyou,sir;absolutelysentyourblanksoultoperditionwithherblankfascination!AndonedayIsaidtoher,’Celeste,howinblankdidyoucomebythatbeautifulscar,blankyou?’Andshesaidtome,’Star,thereisn’tanotherwhitemanthatI’dconfideinbutyou;butImadethatscarmyself,purposely,Idid,blankme。’Thesewereherverywords,sir,andperhapsyouthinkitablanklie,sir;butI’llputupanyblanksumyoucannameandproveit,blankme。\"
Indeed,mostofthemalepopulationofFiddletownwereorhadbeeninlovewithher。Ofthisnumber,aboutone-halfbelievedthattheirlovewasreturned,withtheexception,possibly,ofherownhusband。Healonehadbeenknowntoexpressscepticism。
ThenameofthegentlemanwhoenjoyedthisinfelicitousdistinctionwasTretherick。HehadbeendivorcedfromanexcellentwifetomarrythisFiddletownenchantress。She,also,hadbeendivorced;
butitwashintedthatsomepreviousexperiencesofhersinthatlegalformalityhadmadeitperhapslessnovel,andprobablylesssacrificial。Iwouldnothaveitinferredfromthisthatshewasdeficientinsentiment,ordevoidofitshighestmoralexpression。
Herintimatefriendhadwritten(ontheoccasionofherseconddivorce),\"ThecoldworlddoesnotunderstandClarayet;\"andCol。
Starbottlehadremarkedblankly,thatwiththeexceptionofasinglewomaninOpelousasParish,La。,shehadmoresoulthanthewholecaboodleofthemputtogether。Fewindeedcouldreadthoselinesentitled\"Infelissimus,\"commencing,\"Whywavesnocypresso’erthisbrow?\"originallypublishedin\"TheAvalanche,\"overthesignatureof\"TheLadyClare,\"withoutfeelingthetearofsensibilitytrembleonhiseyelids,ortheglowofvirtuousindignationmantlehischeek,atthelowbrutalityandpitiablejocularityof\"TheDutchFlatIntelligencer,\"whichthenextweekhadsuggestedtheexoticcharacterofthecypress,anditsentireabsencefromFiddletown,asareasonableanswertothequery。
Indeed,itwasthistendencytoelaborateherfeelingsinametricalmanner,anddeliverthemtothecoldworldthroughthemediumofthenewspapers,thatfirstattractedtheattentionofTretherick。SeveralpoemsdescriptiveoftheeffectsofCaliforniasceneryuponatoosensitivesoul,andofthevagueyearningsfortheinfinite,whichanenforcedstudyoftheheartlessnessofCaliforniasocietyproducedinthepoeticbreast,impressedMr。
Tretherick,whowasthendrivingasix-mulefreight-wagonbetweenKnight’sFerryandStockton,toseekouttheunknownpoetess。Mr。
Tretherickwashimselfdimlyconsciousofacertainhiddensentimentinhisownnature;anditispossiblethatsomereflectionsonthevanityofhispursuit,——hesuppliedseveralmining-campswithwhiskeyandtobacco,——inconjunctionwiththedrearinessofthedustyplainonwhichhehabituallydrove,mayhavetouchedsomechordinsympathywiththissensitivewoman。
Howbeit,afterabriefcourtship,——asbriefaswasconsistentwithsomepreviouslegalformalities,——theyweremarried;andMr。
TretherickbroughthisblushingbridetoFiddletown,or\"Fideletown,\"asMrs。Tretherickpreferredtocallitinherpoems。
Theunionwasnotafelicitousone。ItwasnotlongbeforeMr。
TretherickdiscoveredthatthesentimenthehadfosteredwhilefreightingbetweenStocktonandKnight’sFerrywasdifferentfromthatwhichhiswifehadevolvedfromthecontemplationofCaliforniasceneryandherownsoul。Beingamanofimperfectlogic,thiscausedhimtobeather;andshe,beingequallyfaultyindeduction,wasimpelledtoacertaindegreeofunfaithfulnessonthesamepremise。ThenMr。Tretherickbegantodrink,andMrs。
Trethericktocontributeregularlytothecolumnsof\"TheAvalanche。\"ItwasatthistimethatCol。StarbottlediscoveredasimilarityinMrs。Tretherick’sversetothegeniusofSappho,andpointeditouttothecitizensofFiddletowninatwo-columnedcriticism,signed\"A。S。,\"alsopublishedin\"TheAvalanche,\"andsupportedbyextensivequotation。As\"TheAvalanche\"didnotpossessafontofGreektype,theeditorwasobligedtoreproducetheLeucadiannumbersintheordinaryRomanletter,totheintensedisgustofCol。Starbottle,andthevastdelightofFiddletown,whosawfittoacceptthetextasanexcellentimitationofChoctaw,——alanguagewithwhichthecolonel,asawhilomresidentoftheIndianTerritories,wassupposedtobefamiliar。Indeed,thenextweek’s\"Intelligencer\"containedsomeviledoggerel,supposedtobeananswertoMrs。Tretherick’spoem,ostensiblywrittenbythewifeofaDiggerIndianchief,accompaniedbyaglowingeulogium,signed\"A。S。S。\"
Theresultofthisjocularitywasbrieflygiveninalatercopyof\"TheAvalanche。\"\"AnunfortunaterencountertookplaceonMondaylast,betweentheHon。JacksonFlashof\"TheDutchFlatIntelligencer\"andthewell-knownCol。Starbottleofthisplace,infrontoftheEurekasaloon。Twoshotswerefiredbythepartieswithoutinjurytoeither,althoughitissaidthatapassingChinamanreceivedfifteenbuckshotinthecalvesofhislegsfromthecolonel’sdouble-barrelledshot-gun,whichwerenotintendedforhim。JohnwilllearntokeepoutofthewayofMelicanman’sfire-armshereafter。Thecauseoftheaffrayisnotknown,althoughitishintedthatthereisaladyinthecase。Therumorthatpointstoawell-knownandbeautifulpoetesswhoselucubrationshaveoftengracedourcolumnsseemstogaincredencefromthosethatareposted。\"
MeanwhilethepassivenessdisplayedbyTretherickunderthesetryingcircumstanceswasfullyappreciatedinthegulches。\"Theoldman’sheadislevel,\"saidonelong-bootedphilosopher。\"EfthecolonelkillsFlash,Mrs。Tretherickisavenged:ifFlashdropsthecolonel,Tretherickisallright。Eitherway,he’sgotasurething。\"Duringthisdelicateconditionofaffairs,Mrs。Tretherickonedayleftherhusband’shome,andtookrefugeattheFiddletownHotel,withonlytheclothesshehadonherback。Hereshestaidforseveralweeks,duringwhichperioditisonlyjusticetosaythatsheboreherselfwiththestrictestpropriety。
ItwasaclearmorninginearlyspringthatMrs。Tretherick,unattended,leftthehotel,andwalkeddownthenarrowstreettowardthefringeofdarkpineswhichindicatedtheextremelimitsofFiddletown。Thefewloungersatthatearlyhourwerepre-
occupiedwiththedepartureoftheWingdowncoachattheotherextremityofthestreet;andMrs。Tretherickreachedthesuburbsofthesettlementwithoutdiscomposingobservation。Hereshetookacrossstreetorroad,runningatrightangleswiththemainthoroughfareofFiddletown,andpassingthroughabeltofwoodland。
Itwasevidentlytheexclusiveandaristocraticavenueofthetown。
Thedwellingswerefew,ambitious,anduninterruptedbyshops。AndhereshewasjoinedbyCol。Starbottle。
Thegallantcolonel,notwithstandingthatheboretheswellingportwhichusuallydistinguishedhim,thathiscoatwastightlybuttoned,andhisbootstightlyfitting,andthathiscane,hookedoverhisarm,swungjauntily,wasnotentirelyathisease。Mrs。
Tretherick,however,vouchsafedhimagracioussmileandaglanceofherdangerouseyes;andthecolonel,withanembarrassedcoughandaslightstrut,tookhisplaceatherside。
\"Thecoastisclear,\"saidthecolonel,\"andTretherickisoveratDutchFlatonaspree。ThereisnooneinthehousebutaChinaman;andyouneedfearnotroublefromhim。I,\"hecontinued,withaslightinflationofthechestthatimperilledthesecurityofhisbutton,\"Iwillseethatyouareprotectedintheremovalofyourproperty。\"
\"I’msureit’sverykindofyou,andsodisinterested!\"simperedtheladyastheywalkedalong。\"It’ssopleasanttomeetsomeonewhohassoul,——someonetosympathizewithinacommunitysohardenedandheartlessasthis。\"AndMrs。Tretherickcastdownhereyes,butnotuntiltheywroughttheirperfectandacceptedworkuponhercompanion。
\"Yes,certainly,ofcourse,\"saidthecolonel,glancingnervouslyupanddownthestreet,——\"yes,certainly。\"Perceiving,however,thattherewasnooneinsightorhearing,heproceededatoncetoinformMrs。Tretherickthatthegreattroubleofhislife,infact,hadbeenthepossessionoftoomuchsoul。Thatmanywomen——asagentlemanshewouldexcusehim,ofcourse,frommentioningnames——
butmanybeautifulwomenhadoftensoughthissociety,butbeingdeficient,madam,absolutelydeficient,inthisquality,hecouldnotreciprocate。Butwhentwonaturesthoroughlyinsympathy,despisingalikethesordidtrammelsofalowandvulgarcommunity,andtheconventionalrestraintsofahypocriticalsociety,——whentwosoulsinperfectaccordmetandmingledinpoeticalunion,then——butherethecolonel’sspeech,whichhadbeenremarkableforacertainwhiskey-and-wateryfluency,grewhusky,almostinaudible,anddecidedlyincoherent。PossiblyMrs。Tretherickmayhaveheardsomethinglikeitbefore,andwasenabledtofillthehiatus。
Nevertheless,thecheekthatwasonthesideofthecolonelwasquitevirginalandbashfullyconsciousuntiltheyreachedtheirdestination。
Itwasaprettylittlecottage,quitefreshandwarmwithpaint,verypleasantlyrelievedagainstaplatoonofpines,someofwhoseforemostfileshadbeendisplacedtogivefreedomtothefencedenclosureinwhichitsat。Inthevividsunlightandperfectsilence,ithadanew,uninhabitedlook,asifthecarpentersandpaintershadjustleftit。Atthefartherendofthelot,aChinamanwasstolidlydigging;buttherewasnoothersignofoccupancy。\"Thecoast,\"asthecolonelhadsaid,wasindeed\"clear。\"Mrs。Tretherickpausedatthegate。Thecolonelwouldhaveenteredwithher,butwasstoppedbyagesture。\"Comeformeinacoupleofhours,andIshallhaveeverythingpacked,\"shesaid,asshesmiled,andextendedherhand。Thecolonelseizedandpresseditwithgreatfervor。Perhapsthepressurewasslightlyreturned;forthegallantcolonelwasimpelledtoinflatehischest,andtripawayassmartlyashisstubby-toed,high-heeledbootswouldpermit。Whenhehadgone,Mrs。Tretherickopenedthedoor,listenedamomentinthedesertedhall,andthenranquicklyupstairstowhathadbeenherbedroom。
Everythingtherewasunchangedasonthenightsheleftit。Onthedressing-tablestoodherbandbox,assherememberedtohaveleftitwhenshetookoutherbonnet。Onthemantlelaytheothergloveshehadforgotteninherflight。Thetwolowerdrawersofthebureauwerehalfopen(shehadforgottentoshutthem);andonitsmarbletoplayhershawl-pinandasoiledcuff。WhatotherrecollectionscameuponherIknownot;butshesuddenlygrewquitewhite,shivered,andlistenedwithabeatingheart,andherhanduponthedoor。Thenshesteppedtothemirror,andhalffearfully,halfcuriously,partedwithherfingersthebraidsofherblondehairaboveherlittlepinkear,untilshecameuponanugly,half-
healedscar。Shegazedatthis,movingherprettyheadupanddowntogetabetterlightuponit,untiltheslightcastinhervelvetyeyesbecameverystronglymarkedindeed。Thensheturnedawaywithalight,reckless,foolishlaugh,andrantotheclosetwherehungherpreciousdresses。Thesesheinspectednervously,andmissingsuddenlyafavoriteblacksilkfromitsaccustomedpeg,foramoment,thoughtsheshouldhavefainted。Butdiscoveringitthenextinstantlyinguponatrunkwhereshehadthrownit,afeelingofthankfulnesstoasuperiorBeingwhoprotectsthefriendless,forthefirsttimesincerelythrilledher。Then,albeitshewashurriedfortime,shecouldnotresisttryingtheeffectofacertainlavenderneck-ribbonuponthedressshewasthenwearing,beforethemirror。Andthensuddenlyshebecameawareofachild’svoiceclosebesideher,andshestopped。Andthenthechild’svoicerepeated,\"Isitmamma?\"
Mrs。Tretherickfacedquicklyabout。Standinginthedoorwaywasalittlegirlofsixorseven。Herdresshadbeenoriginallyfine,butwastornanddirty;andherhair,whichwasaveryviolentred,wastumbledserio-comicallyaboutherforehead。Forallthis,shewasapicturesquelittlething,eventhroughwhosechildishtimiditytherewasacertainself-sustainedairwhichisapttocomeuponchildrenwhoareleftmuchtothemselves。Shewasholdingunderherarmaragdoll,apparentlyofherownworkmanship,andnearlyaslargeasherself,——adollwithacylindricalhead,andfeaturesroughlyindicatedwithcharcoal。Alongshawl,evidentlybelongingtoagrownperson,droppedfromhershoulders,andsweptthefloor。
ThespectacledidnotexciteMrs。Tretherick’sdelight。Perhapsshehadbutasmallsenseofhumor。Certainly,whenthechild,stillstandinginthedoorway,againasked,\"Isitmamma?\"sheansweredsharply,\"No,itisn’t,\"andturnedaseverelookupontheintruder。
Thechildretreatedastep,andthen,gainingcouragewiththedistance,saidindeliciouslyimperfectspeech,——
\"Dow’waythen!whydon’tyoudowaway?\"
ButMrs。Tretherickwaseyingtheshawl。Suddenlyshewhippeditoffthechild’sshoulders,andsaidangrily,——
\"Howdaredyoutakemythings,youbadchild?\"
\"Isityours?Thenyouaremymamma;ain’tyou?Youaremamma!\"
shecontinuedgleefully;and,beforeMrs。Tretherickcouldavoidher,shehaddroppedherdoll,and,catchingthewoman’sskirtswithbothhands,wasdancingupanddownbeforeher。
\"What’syourname,child?\"saidMrs。Tretherickcoldly,removingthesmallandnotverywhitehandsfromhergarments。
\"Tarry。\"
\"Tarry?\"
\"Yeth。Tarry。Tarowline。\"
\"Caroline?\"
\"Yeth。TarowlineTretherick。\"
\"WhosechildAREyou?\"demandedMrs。Tretherickstillmorecoldly,tokeepdownarisingfear。
\"Why,yours,\"saidthelittlecreaturewithalaugh。\"I’myourlittledurl。You’remymamma,mynewmamma。Don’tyouknowmyolemamma’sdornaway,nevertoturnbackanymore?Idon’tlivewidmyol’mammanow。Ilivewidyouandpapa。\"
\"Howlonghaveyoubeenhere?\"askedMrs。Trethericksnappishly。
\"Ifinkit’sfreedays,\"saidCarryreflectively。
\"Youthink!Don’tyouknow?\"sneeredMrs。Tretherick。\"Then,wheredidyoucomefrom?\"
Carry’slipbegantoworkunderthissharpcross-examination。Withagreateffortandasmallgulp,shegotthebetterofit,andanswered,——
\"Papa,papafetchedme,——fromMissSimmons——fromSacramento,lastweek。\"
\"Lastweek!Yousaidthreedaysjustnow,\"returnedMrs。Tretherickwithseveredeliberation。
\"Imeanamonf,\"saidCarry,nowutterlyadriftinsheerhelplessnessandconfusion。
\"Doyouknowwhatyouaretalkingabout?\"demandedMrs。Tretherickshrilly,restraininganimpulsetoshakethelittlefigurebeforeher,andprecipitatethetruthbyspecificgravity。
ButtheflamingredheadheresuddenlydisappearedinthefoldsofMrs。Tretherick’sdress,asifitweretryingtoextinguishitselfforever。
\"Therenow——stopthatsniffling,\"saidMrs。Tretherick,extricatingherdressfromthemoistembracesofthechild,andfeelingexceedinglyuncomfortable。\"Wipeyourfacenow,andrunaway,anddon’tbother。Stop,\"shecontinued,asCarrymovedaway。\"Where’syourpapa?\"
\"He’sdornawaytoo。He’ssick。He’sbeendorn\"——shehesitated——
\"two,free,days。\"
\"Whotakescareofyou,child?\"saidMrs。Tretherick,eyinghercuriously。
\"John,theChinaman。Itressesmyselth。Johntooksandmakesthebeds。\"
\"Well,now,runawayandbehaveyourself,anddon’tbothermeanymore,\"saidMrs。Tretherick,rememberingtheobjectofhervisit。
\"Stop——whereareyougoing?\"sheadded,asthechildbegantoascendthestairs,draggingthelongdollafterherbyonehelplessleg。
\"Doinupstairstoplayandbedood,andnobothermamma。\"
\"Iain’tyourmamma,\"shoutedMrs。Tretherick,andthensheswiftlyre-enteredherbedroom,andslammedthedoor。
Onceinside,shedrewforthalargetrunkfromthecloset,andsettoworkwithquerulousandfretfulhastetopackherwardrobe。Shetoreherbestdressintakingitfromthehookonwhichithung:
shescratchedhersofthandstwicewithanambushedpin。Allthewhile,shekeptupanindignantcommentaryontheeventsofthepastfewmoments。Shesaidtoherselfshesawitall。Tretherickhadsentforthischildofhisfirstwife——thischildofwhoseexistencehehadneverseemedtocare——justtoinsulther,tofillherplace。Doubtlessthefirstwifeherselfwouldfollowsoon,orperhapstherewouldbeathird。Redhair,notauburn,butRED,——ofcoursethechild,thisCaroline,lookedlikeitsmother,and,ifso,shewasanythingbutpretty。Orthewholethinghadbeenprepared:thisred-hairedchild,theimageofitsmother,hadbeenkeptataconvenientdistanceatSacramento,readytobesentforwhenneeded。Sherememberedhisoccasionalvisitsthereon——
business,ashesaid。Perhapsthemotheralreadywasthere;butno,shehadgoneEast。Nevertheless,Mrs。Tretherick,inherthenstateofmind,preferredtodwelluponthefactthatshemightbethere。Shewasdimlyconscious,also,ofacertainsatisfactioninexaggeratingherfeelings。Surelynowomanhadeverbeensoshamefullyabused。Infancy,shesketchedapictureofherselfsittingaloneanddeserted,atsunset,amongthefallencolumnsofaruinedtemple,inamelancholyyetgracefulattitude,whileherhusbanddroverapidlyawayinaluxuriouscoach-and-four,withared-hairedwomanathisside。Sittinguponthetrunkshehadjustpacked,shepartlycomposedalugubriouspoem,describinghersufferings,as,wanderingalone,andpoorlyclad,shecameuponherhusbandand\"another\"flauntinginsilksanddiamonds。Shepicturedherselfdyingofconsumption,broughtonbysorrow,——abeautifulwreck,yetstillfascinating,gazeduponadoringlybytheeditorof\"TheAvalanche,\"andCol。Starbottle。AndwherewasCol。
Starbottleallthiswhile?Whydidn’thecome?He,atleast,understoodher。He——shelaughedthereckless,lightlaughofafewmomentsbefore;andthenherfacesuddenlygrewgrave,asithadnotafewmomentsbefore。
Whatwasthatlittlered-hairedimpdoingallthistime?Whywasshesoquiet?Sheopenedthedoornoiselessly,andlistened。Shefanciedthatsheheard,abovethemultitudinoussmallnoisesandcreakingsandwarpingsofthevacanthouse,asmallervoicesingingonthefloorabove。This,assheremembered,wasonlyanopenatticthathadbeenusedasastoreroom。Withahalf-guiltyconsciousness,shecreptsoftlyupstairs,and,pushingthedoorpartlyopen,lookedwithin。
Athwartthelong,low-studdedattic,aslantsunbeamfromasinglesmallwindowlay,filledwithdancingmotes,andonlyhalfilluminatingthebarren,drearyapartment。Intherayofthissunbeamshesawthechild’sglowinghair,asifcrownedbyaredaureola,asshesatuponthefloorwithherexaggerateddollbetweenherknees。Sheappearedtobetalkingtoit;anditwasnotlongbeforeMrs。Tretherickobservedthatshewasrehearsingtheinterviewofahalf-hourbefore。Shecatechisedthedollseverely,cross-examiningitinregardtothedurationofitsstaythere,andgenerallyonthemeasureoftime。TheimitationofMrs。
Tretherick’smannerwasexceedinglysuccessful,andtheconversationalmostaliteralreproduction,withasingleexception。Aftershehadinformedthedollthatshewasnothermother,atthecloseoftheinterviewsheaddedpathetically,\"thatifshewasdood,verydood,shemightbehermamma,andloveherverymuch。\"
IhavealreadyhintedthatMrs。Tretherickwasdeficientinasenseofhumor。Perhapsitwasforthisreasonthatthiswholesceneaffectedhermostunpleasantly;andtheconclusionsentthebloodtinglingtohercheek。Therewassomething,too,inconceivablylonelyinthesituation。Theunfurnishedvacantroom,thehalf-
lights,themonstrousdoll,whoseverysizeseemedtogiveapatheticsignificancetoitsspeechlessness,thesmallnessoftheoneanimate,self-centredfigure,——allthesetouchedmoreorlessdeeplythehalf-poeticsensibilitiesofthewoman。Shecouldnothelputilizingtheimpressionasshestoodthere,andthoughtwhatafinepoemmightbeconstructedfromthismaterial,iftheroomwerealittledarker,thechildlonelier,——say,sittingbesideadeadmother’sbier,andthewindwailingintheturrets。Andthenshesuddenlyheardfootstepsatthedoorbelow,andrecognizedthetreadofthecolonel’scane。
Sheflewswiftlydownthestairs,andencounteredthecolonelinthehall。Hereshepouredintohisastonishedearavolubleandexaggeratedstatementofherdiscovery,andindignantrecitalofherwrongs。\"Don’ttellmethewholethingwasn’tarrangedbeforehand;forIknowitwas!\"shealmostscreamed。\"Andthink,\"
sheadded,\"oftheheartlessnessofthewretch,leavinghisownchildalonehereinthatway。\"
\"It’sablankshame!\"stammeredthecolonelwithouttheleastideaofwhathewastalkingabout。Infact,utterlyunableashewastocomprehendareasonforthewoman’sexcitementwithhisestimateofhercharacter,Ifearheshoweditmoreplainlythanheintended。
Hestammered,expandedhischest,lookedstern,gallant,tender,butallunintelligently。Mrs。Tretherick,foraninstant,experiencedasickeningdoubtoftheexistenceofnaturesinperfectaffinity。
\"It’sofnouse,\"saidMrs。Tretherickwithsuddenvehemence,inanswertosomeinaudibleremarkofthecolonel’s,andwithdrawingherhandfromtheferventgraspofthatardentandsympatheticman。