HegripesmythroattothatdegreeIcan\'thistalonsbear；
Andifyoudonotholdhishands，He\'llthrottleme，Ifear。
AtthisabutcherofthetownStepsuptoRalphinire，-
What，willyousqueezehisgulletthrough，Yousonofbloodandfire？
YouaretheDevil\'sinstrumentToexecutethelaws；
What，willyoumurtherthepoormanWithyourphanatickclaws？
Atwhichthesquirequitshishold，Andluggingouthisblade，Fullatthesturdybutcher\'spateAfuriousstrokehemade。
AdismaloutcrythenbeganAmongthecountryfolk；
WhoallconcludethebutcherslainBysuchamortalstroke。
Butheregoodfortune，thathasstillAfriendshipforthebrave，I\'th\'nickmisguidesthefatalblow，Anddoesthebutchersave。
Theknight，whoheardthenoisewithin，Runsoutwithmightandmain，AndseeingRalphamidstthecrowdIndangertobeslain，WithoutregardtoageorsexOldbasket-hiltsoply\'d，ThatinaninstantthreeorfourLaybleedingathisside。
AndgreatermischiefsinhisrageThisfuriousknighthaddone，IfhehadnotpreventedbeenByDick，theblacksmith\'sson，Whocatch\'dhisworshiponthehip，Andgavehimsuchasquelch，ThathesomemomentsbreathlesslayErehewasheardtobelch。
Norwasthesquireinbettercase，Bysturdybutcherply\'d，WhofromtheshouldertotheflankHadsoundlyswingedhishide。
Whilstthingsinthisconfusionstood，Andknightandsquiredisarm\'d，UpcomesaneighbouringgentlemanTheoutcryhadalarm\'d；
Whoridingupamongthecrowd，Thevicarfirsthespy\'d，WithsleevelessgownandbloodybandAndhandsbehindhimty\'d。
Blessme，sayshe，whatmeansallthis？
Thenturningroundhiseyes，Inthesameplight，orinaworse，Thecobblerbleedingspies。
Andlookingfurtherroundhesaw，Likeoneindolefuldump，Theknight，amidstagapingmob，Sitpensiveonhisrump。
AndbyhissidelayRalphhissquire，Whombutcherfellhadmaul\'d；
Whobitterlybemoan\'dhisfate，Andforasurgeoncall\'d。
Surprisedatfirsthepausedawhile，Andthenaccoststheknight，-
Whatmakesyouhere，SirSamuel，Inthisunhappyplight？
Atthistheknightgave\'sbreastathump，Andstretchingouthishand，-
Ifyouwillpullmeup，hecried，I\'lltryifIcanstand。
AndthenI\'llletyouknowthecause；
ButfirsttakecareofRalph，WhoinmygoodorillsuccessDothalwaysstandmyhalf。
Inshort，hegothisworshipupAndledhiminthedoor；
WhereheatlengthrelatesthetaleAsIhavetoldbefore。
Whenhehadheardthestoryout，Thegentlemanreplies，-
Itisnotinmyprovince，sir，Yourworshiptoadvise。
ButwereIinyourworship\'splace，TheonlythingI\'ddo，Wasfirsttoreprimandthefools，Andthentoletthemgo。
IthinkitfirstadvisableTotakethemfromtherabble，AndletthemcomeandbothsetforthTheoccasionofthesquabble。
ThisistheVicar，Sir，ofBray，Amanofnorepute，Thescornandscandalofhistribe，Aloose，ill-manner\'dbrute。
Thecobbler\'sapoorstrollingwretchThatmendsmyservants\'shoes；
AndoftencallsashegoesbyTobringmecountrynews。
Atthishisworshipgrip\'dhisbeard，Andinanangrymood，SworebythelawsofchivalryThatbloodrequiredblood。
Besides，I\'mbytheCommonwealthEntrustedtochastiseAllknavesthatstraggleupanddownToraisesuchmutinies。
However，since\'tisyourrequest，Theyshallbecall\'dandheard；
ButneitherRalphnorIcangrantSuchrascalsshouldbeclear\'d。
Andso，towindthetaleupshort，Theywerecall\'dintogether；
Andbythegentlemenwereask\'dWhatwind\'twasblewthemthither。
GoodaleandhandsomelandladiesYoumighthavenearerhome；
Andtherefore\'tisforsomethingmoreThatyousofararecome。
Towhichthevicaranswer\'dfirst，-
Mylivingissosmall，ThatIamforcedtostrollaboutTotryandgetacall。
And，quoththecobbler，IamforcedToleavemywifeanddwelling，T\'escapethedangerofbeingpress\'dTogoacolonelling。
There\'smanyanhonestjovialladUnwarilydrawnin，ThatIhavereasontosuspectWillscarcegetoutagain。
Theproverbsays，HARMWATCHHARMCATCH，I\'lloutofdangerkeep，ForhethatsleepsinawholeskinDothmostsecurelysleep。
MybusinessistomendbadsoalsAndstitchupbrokenquarters：
Acobbler\'snamewouldlookbutoddAmongalistofmartyrs。
Faith，cobbler，quoththegentleman，Andthatshallbemycase；
Iwillneitherpartyjoin，Letwhatwillcometopass。
NoimportunitiesorthreatsMyfixtresolvesshallrest；
Comehere，SirSamuel，where\'shishealthThatlovesoldEnglandbest。
IpitythoseunhappyfoolsWho，eretheywereaware，DesigningandambitiousmenHavedrawnintoasnare。
But，vicar，tocometothecase，-
Amidstasenselesscrowd，Whaturgedyoutosuchviolence，Andmadeyoutalksoloud？
PassionI\'msuredoesillbecomeYourcharacterandcloath，And，tho\'thecausebene\'ersojust，Bringsscandaluponboth。
Vicar，Ispeakitwithregret，AninadvertentpriestRendershimselfridiculous，Andeverybody\'sjest。
ThevicartobethusrebukedAlittletimestoodmute；
Buthavinggulp\'dhispassiondown，Replies，-ThatcobblingbruteHastreatedmewithsuchcontempt，Suchvileexpressionsused，ThatInolongercouldforbearTohearmyselfabused。
TherascalhadtheinsolenceTogivehimselfthelie，Andtoaverh\'haddonemoregoodAndsavedmoresoalsthanI。
Nay，further，Sir，thismiscreantTotellmewassobold，Ourtradeswereverynearofkin，Buthiswasthemoreold。
Now，Sir，IwilltoyouappealOnsuchaprovocation，IftherewasnotsufficientcauseTousealittlepassion？
Now，quoththecobbler，withyourleave，I\'llproveittohisface，Allthisismeresuggestion，Andforeigntothecase。
AndsincehecallssomanynamesAndtalkssoveryloud，Iwillbeboundtomakeitplain\'Twashethatraisedthecrowd。
Nay，further，Iwillmake\'tappearHeandthepriestshavedoneMoremischiefthanthecobblersfarAlloverChristendom。
AllEuropegroansbeneaththeiryoke，AndpoorGreatBritainowesTothemherpresentmiseries，Anddreadoffuturewoes。
ThepriestsofallreligionsareAndwillbestillthesame，Andall，tho\'inadifferentway，Areplayingthesamegame。
Atthisthegentlemanstoodup，-
Cobbler，youruntoofast；
BythuscondemningallthetribeYougobeyondyourlast。
Muchmischiefhasbypriestsbeendone，Andmoreisdoingstill；
ButthentocensureallalikeMustbeexceedingill。
Toomany，Imustneedsconfess，Aremightilytoblame，WhobytheirwickedpracticesDisgracetheveryname。
But，cobbler，stillthemajorpartTheminorshouldconclude；
Toargueatanotherrate\'sImpertinentandrude。
BythistimealltheneighboursroundWereflock\'daboutthedoor，Andsomewereonthevicar\'sside，Butonthecobbler\'smore。
Amongtherestagrazier，whoHadlatelybeenattownTosellhisoxenandhissheep，Brim-fullofnewscamedown。
Quothhe，Thepriestshavepreach\'dandpray\'d，Andmadesodamn\'dapother，ThatallthepeoplearerunmadTomurtheroneanother。
BytheircontrivancesandartsThey\'veplay\'dtheirgamesolong，Thatnomanknowswhichsideisright，Orwhichisinthewrong。
I\'msureI\'veSmithfieldmarketusedFormorethantwentyyear，ButneverdidsuchmurmuringsAnddreadfuloutcrieshear。
Someforachurch，andsomeatub，Andsomeforbothtogether；
Andsome，perhapsthegreaterpart，Havenoregardforeither。
Someforaking，andsomefornone；
AndsomehavehankeringsTomendtheCommonwealth，andmakeAnempireofallkings。
What\'sworse，oldNollismarchingoff，AndDick，hisheir-apparent，Succeedshiminthegovernment，Averylamevicegerent。
He\'llreignbutlittletime，poorfool，ButsinkbeneaththeState，Thatwillnotfailtoridethefool\'Bovecommonhorseman\'sweight。
Andrulers，whentheylosethepower，Likehorsesoverweigh\'d，Musteitherfallandbreaktheirknees，Orelseturnperfectjade。
ThevicartobetwicerebukedNolongercouldcontain；
Butthusreplies，-ToknaveslikeyouAllargumentsarevain。
TheChurchmustuseherarmofflesh，Theotherwillnotdo；
TheclergywastetheirbreathandtimeOnmiscreantslikeyou。
Youaresostubbornandsoproud，Sodullandprepossest，ThatnoinstructionscanprevailHowwellsoe\'eraddrest。
Whowouldreformsuchreprobates，Mustdrubthemsoundlyfirst；
IknownootherwaybutthatTomakethemwiseorjust。
Fie，vicar，fie，hispatronsaid，Surethatisnottheway；
YoushouldinstructyourauditorsTosufferorobey。
ThosewerethedoctrinesthatofoldThelearnedfatherstaught；
And\'twasbythemtheChurchatfirstWastoperfectionbrought。
Come，vicar，layyourfeudsaside，Andcalmlytakeyourcup；
AndletustryinfriendlywiseTomakethematterup。
That\'scertainlythewisercourse，Andbettertoobyfar；
AllmenofprudencestrivetoquenchThesparksofcivilwar。
ByfuriousheatsandilladviceOurneighboursareundone，ThenletustimelycautiontakeFromtheirdestruction。
Ifwewouldturnourheadsabout，Andlooktowardsforty-one，WesoonshouldseewhatlittlejarsThosecruelwarsbegun。
Aone-eyedcobblerthenwasoneOfthatrebelliouscrew，ThatdidinCharlesthemartyr\'sbloodTheirwickedhandsimbrue。
ImentionthisnottodefaceThiscobbler\'sreputation，WhomIhavealwayshonestfound，Andusefulinhisstation。
ButthisIurgetoletyouseeThedangerofafightBetweenacobblerandapriest，Thoughhewerene\'ersoright。
Thevicarsareanumeroustribe，Soarethecobblerstoo；
Andifageneralquarrelrise，Whatmustthecountrydo？
OuroutwardandourinwardsoalsMustquicklywantrepair；
AndalltheneighbourhoodaroundWouldthemisfortuneshare。
Sir，quoththegrazier，IbelieveOuroutwardsoalsindeedMayquicklywantthecobbler\'shelpTobefromleakingsfreed。
Butforourinwardsouls，IthinkThey\'reofaworthtoogreatTobecommittedtothecareOfanyholycheat，WhoonlyserveshisGodforgain，Religionishistrade；
And\'tisbysuchastheseourChurchSoscandalousismade。
WhyshouldItrustmysoulwithoneThatpreaches，swears，andprays，AndthenextmomentcontradictsHimselfinallhesays？
HissolemnoathshelooksuponAsonlywordsofcourse！
WhichliketheirwivesourfatherstookForbetterorforworse。
Buthetakesoathsassometakew-s，Onlytoservehisease；
Androguesandw-s，itiswellknown，Maypartwhene\'ertheyplease。
Atthisthecobblerboldergrew，Andstoutlythusreply\'d，-
Ifyou\'resogoodatdrubbing，Sir，Yourmanhoodshallbetry\'d。
WhatIhavesaidIwillmaintain，Andfurtherprovewithal-
IdailydomoregoodthanyouInmyrespectivecall。
Iknowyourcharacter，quothhe，Youproudinsultingvicar，WhoonlyhuffanddomineerAndquarrelinyourliquor。
Thehonestgentleman，whosaw\'Twouldcomeagaintoblows，Commandsthecobblertoforbear，Andtothevicargoes。
Vicar，sayshe，forshamegiveo\'erAndmitigateyourrage；
YouscandalizeyourclothtoomuchAcobblertoengage。
Allpeople\'seyesareonyourtribe，AndeverylittleillTheymultiplyandaggravateAndwillbecausetheywill。
Butnowlet\'scallanothercause，Soletthishealthgoround；
Bepeaceandplenty，truthandright，IngoodoldEnglandfound。
QuothRalph，AllthisisemptytalkAndonlytendstolaughter；
Ifthesetwovarletsshouldbespared，Who\'dpityushereafter？
Yourworshipmaydowhatyouplease，ButI\'llhavesatisfactionFordrubbingandfordamagesInthisungodlyaction。
IthinkthatyoucandonolessThansendthemtothestocks；
AndI\'llassisttheconstableInfixingintheirhocks。
Therelet\'emsitandfightitout，Orscoldtilltheyarefriends；
Or，whatisbettermuchthanboth，TillIammadeamends。
Ralph，quoththeknight，that\'swelladvised，Letthembothhithergo，Andyouandthesub-magistrateTakecarethatitbeso。
Letthembelock\'dinfacetoface，Barebuttocksontheground；
AndlettheminthatposturesitTilltheywithuscompound。
Thusfixt，wellleavethemforatime，Whilstwewithgriefrelate，HowatawakethisknightandsquireGoteachabrokenpate。
Ballad：TheGenevaBalladFromSamuelButler\'sPosthumousWorks。
OfallthefactionsinthetownMovedbyFrenchspringsorFlemishwheels，Noneturnsreligionupsidedown，Ortearspretencesoutatheels，LikeSPLAYMOUTHwithhisbraceofcaps，Whoseconsciencemightbescann\'dperhapsBythedimensionsofhischaps；
Hewhomthesistersdoadore，Countinghisactionsalldivine，Whowhenthespirithintscanroar，And，ifoccasionserves，canwhine；
Nay，hecanbellow，bray，orbark；
WaseverSIKEABEAUK-LEARN\'DclerkThatspeaksalllinguasoftheark？
Todrawthehornetsinlikebees，Withpleasingtwangshetoneshisprose；
Hegiveshishandkerchiefasqueeze，AnddrawsJohnCalvinthro\'hisnose；
Motiveonmotiveheobtrudes，Withslip-stockingsimilitudes，Eightusesmore，andsoconcludes。
Whenmonarchybegantobleed，Andtreasonhadafinenewname；
WhenThameswasbalderdash\'dwithTweed，Andpulpitsdidlikebeaconsflame；
WhenJeroboam\'scalveswererear\'d，AndLaudwasneitherlovednorfear\'d，Thisgospel-cometfirstappear\'d。
Soonhisunhallow\'dfingersstriptHissovereign-liegeofpowerandland；
And，havingsmotehismaster，sliptHisswordintohisfellow\'shand；
ButhethatwearshiseyesmaynoteOft-timesthebutcherbindsagoat，Andleaveshisboytocutherthroat。
PoorEnglandfelthisfurythenOutweigh\'dQueenMary\'smanygrains；
HisverypreachingslewmoremenThanBonnar\'sfaggots，stakes，andchains：
Withdog-starzeal，andlungslikeBoreas，Hefought，andtaught，and，what\'snotorious，Destroy\'dhisLordtomakehimglorious。
YetdrewforKingandParliament，Asifthewindcouldstandnorth-south；
BrokeMoses\'lawwithblestintent，Murther\'d，andthenhewipedhismouth：
Oblivionaltersnothiscase，NorclemencynoractsofgraceCanblanchanEthiopian\'sface。
Ripeforrebellion，hebeginsTorallyupthesaintsinswarms；
Hebawlsaloud，Sir，leaveyoursins，Butwhispers，Boys，standtoyourarms：
Thushe\'sgrowninsolentlyrude，Thinkinghisgodscan\'tbesubdued-
MONEY，Imean，andMULTITUDE。
MagistratesheregardsnomoreThanStGeorgeortheKingofColon，Vowinghe\'llnotconformbeforeTheoldwiveswindtheirdeadinwoollen：
Hecallsthebishopgray-hair\'dcoff，AndmakeshispowerasmereascoffAsDagonwhenhishandswereoff。
Hark！howheopenswithfullcry，Halloo，myhearts，bewareofRome！
CowardsthatareafraidtodieThusmakedomesticbrawlsathome。
HowquietlygreatCharlesmightreign，WouldalltheseHotspurscrossthemainAndpreachdownPoperyinSpain。
ThestarryruleofHeavenisfixt，There\'snodissensioninthesky；
Andcantherebeameanbetwixt，Confusionandconformity？
Aplacedividedneverthrives，\'Tisbadwhenhornetsdwellinhives，Butworsewhenchildrenplaywithknives。
Iwouldassoonturnbacktomass，OrchangemypraisetoTHEEandTHOU；
LetthePoperidemelikeanass，Andhispriestsmilkmelikeacow！
AsbuckletoSmectymnianlaws，Thebadeffectso\'th\'GoodoldCause，Thathavedove\'splumes，butvulture\'sclaws。
For\'twastheholyKirkthatnursed，TheBrownistsandtheranters\'crew；
Foulerror\'smotleyvesturefirstWasoaded（98）inanorthernblue；
Andwhat\'sth\'enthusiastickbreed，OrmenofKnipperdolin\'screed，ButCov\'nantersrunuptoseed！
YettheyallcrytheylovetheKing，Andmakeboastoftheirinnocence：
TherecannotbesovileathingButmaybecover\'dwithpretence；
Yetwhenall\'ssaid，onethingI\'llswear，Nosubjectliketh\'oldCavalier，NotraytorlikeJACK-PRESBYTER。
Ballad：TheDevil\'sProgressOnEarth，OrHuggleDuggleFromDurfey\'s\"PillstoPurgeMelancholy。\"
FRIERBACONwalksagain，AndDoctorFORSTER（99）too；
PROSPERINEandPLUTO，Andmanyagoblincrew：
Withthatamerrydevil，TomaketheAIRING，vow\'d；
HuggleDuggle，Ha！ha！ha！
TheDevillaugh\'daloud。
Whythinkyouthathelaugh\'d？
Forsoothhecamefromcourt；
AndthereamongstthegallantsHadspy\'dsuchprettysport；
Therewassuchcunningjugling，Andladysgonsoproud；
HuggleDuggle，etc。
WiththatintothecityAwaytheDevilwent；
Toviewthemerchants\'dealingsItwashisfullintent：
AndtherealongthebraveExchangeHecreptintothecroud。
HuggleDuggle，etc。
HewentintothecityToseealltherewaswell；
Theirscaleswerefalse，theirweightswerelight，Theirconsciencefitforhell；
AndPANDERSchosenmagistrates，AndPURITANSallow\'d。
HuggleDuggle，etc。
WiththatuntothecountryAwaytheDevilgoeth；
Forthereisallplaindealing，ForthattheDevilknoweth：
ButtherichmanreapsthegainsForwhichthepoormanplough\'d。
HuggleDuggle，etc。
WiththattheDevilinhasteTookpostawaytohell，Andcall\'dhisfellowfuries，Andtoldthemallonearthwaswell：
Thatfalsehoodtheredidflourish，Plaindealingwasinacloud。
HuggleDuggle，Ha！ha！ha！
Thedevilslaugh\'daloud。
Ballad：ABottleDefinitionOfThatFallenAngel，CalledAWhigFromacollectionofHistoricalandStatePoems，Satyrs，Songs，andEpigrams，byNedWard，A。D。1717。
WhatisaWhig？AcunningrogueThatoncewasin，nowoutofvogue：
ArebeltotheChurchandthrone，OfLucifertheveryspawn。
Atyrant，whoisne\'eratrestInpower，orwhenhe\'sdispossess\'d；
Aknave，whofoolishlyhaslostWhatsomuchbloodandtreasurecost。
Alying，bouncingdesperado，Abomb，astink-pot，agranado；
That\'sreadyprimed，andchargedtobreak，Andmischiefdoformischief\'ssake：
Acomet，whoseportendingphizAppearsmoredreadfulthanitis；
ButnowpropitiousstarsrepelThoseillsitlastlydidfortel。
\'Twillburstwithunregardedspight，And，sincetheParliamentprovesright，Willturntosmoke，whichshoneoflateSobrightandflamingintheState。
Ballad：TheDespondingWhigFromNedWard\'sWorks，vol。iv。1709。
Whenowlesarestrip\'doftheirdisguise，Andwolvesofshepherd\'scloathing，ThosebirdsandbeaststhatpleaseoureyesWillthenbegetourloathing；
WhenfoxestrembleintheirholesAtdangersthattheysee，Andthosewethinksowiseprovefools，Thenlow，boys，downgowe。
IfthosedesignsabortiveproveWe\'vebeensolonginhatching，AndcunningknavesareforcedtomoveFromhomeforfearofcatching；
TherabblesoonwillchangetheirtoneWhenourintriguestheysee，AndcryGodsavetheChurchandThrone，Thenlow，boys，downgowe。
TheweaverthennomoremustleaveHisloomandturnapreacher，NorwithhiscantpoorfoolsdeceiveTomakehimselfthericher。
OurleaderssoonwoulddisappearIfsuchachangeshouldbe，Ourscriblerstoowouldstinkforfear，Thenlow，boys，downgowe。
NocanvisarswoulddaretoshewTheirposturesandgrimaces，Orproph\'sywhattheyneverknew，Bydintofuglyfaces。
Butshovethetumblerthroughthetown，Andquicklybanish\'dbe，Fornonemustteachwithoutagown，Thenlow，boys，downgowe。
Ifsuchunhappydaysshouldcome，Ourvirtue，moderation，WouldsurelyberepaidushomeWithdoublecompensation；
Foraswenevercouldforgive，IfearwethenshouldseeThatwhatwelentwemustreceive，Thenlow，boys，downgowe。
ShouldhonestbrethrenoncediscernOurknaveries，they\'ddisownus，Andbubbl\'dfoolsmorewitshouldlearn，TheLordhavemercyonus；
Let\'sguardagainstthatevilday，Leastsuchatimeshouldbe，Andtackersshouldcomeintoplay，Thenlow，boys，downgowe。
Tho\'hithertowe\'veplay\'dourpartsLikewarycunningfoxes，Andgain\'dthecommonpeople\'sheartsBybroachinghet\'rodoxes，-
Butthey\'reasfickleasthewinds，Withnothinglongagree，Andwhentheychangetheirwav\'ringminds，Thenlow，boys，downgowe。
Let\'spreachandpray，butspitourgallOnthosethatdoopposeus，Andcantofgrace，inspiteofallTheshametheDevilowesus：
Thejust，theloyal，andthewiseWithusshallPapistsbe，ForiftheHIGHCHURCHonceshouldrise，Then，LOWCHURCH，downgowe。
Ballad：PhanatickZeal，OrALooking-glassForTheWhigsFromaCollectionof180LoyalSongs。Tune，\"ASwearingwewillgo。\"
WhowouldnotbeaToryWhentheloyalarecall\'dso：
AndaWhignowisknownTobethenation\'sfoe？
SoaToryIwillbe，willbe，AndaToryIwillbe。
Withlittlebandprecise，HairPresbyteriancut，WhigturnsuphandsandeyesThoughsmokinghotfromslut。
SoaToryIwillbe，etc。
Blackcapturn\'dupwithwhite，Withwolfishneckandface，Andmouthwithnonsensestuft，SpeaksWhigamanofgrace，AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
ThesistersgotomeetingsTomeettheirgallantsthere；
AndoftmistakeformyLord，Andsniveloutmydear。
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
Example，wedoown，Thanpreceptbetteris；
ForCreswellshewassafe，WhenshelivedaprivateMiss。
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
TheWhigs，thoughne\'ersoproud，Sometimeshavebeenaslow，FortherearesomeofnoteHavelongararee-show。
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
ThesemushroomsnowhavegotTheirchampionturn-coathick；
ButifthenakedtruthwereknownThey\'reassistedbyoldNick。
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
TobeandtobenotAtonceisintheirpower；
Forwhenthey\'rein，they\'reguilty，Butclearwhenouto\'thetower。
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
Tocarrytheirdesigns，Though\'tcontradictstheirsense；
They\'reclearaWhiggishtraytorAgainstclearevidence。
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
Theoldproverbdothustell，Eachdogwillhavehisday；
AndWhighashadhistoo，Forwhichhe\'llsoundlypay；
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
ForbodkinsandforthimblesNowletyourtubsterscant；
TheirconfoundedtiredcauseHadneveryetmorewant。
SoaToryIwillbe，etc。
ForignoramusToneyHasleftyouinthelurch；
Andyouhavespentyourmoney，So，faith，e\'encometoChurch；
ForaToryIwillbe，etc。
Theyareofnoreligion，Beitspokentotheirglories，ForStPeterandStPaulWiththembothareTories；
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
They\'reexcellentcontrivers，Iwonderwhatthey\'renot，ForsomethingtheycanmakeOfnothingandaplot。
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
ButnowyourholycheatIsknownthroughoutthenation；
AndaWhigisknowntobeAthingquiteoutoffashion。
AndaToryIwillbe，etc。
Ballad：ANewGameAtCards：Or，WinAtFirstAndLoseAtLastApopularballad，writtenimmediatelyaftertherestorationofCharlesII。；andinwhichthevictoriousCavaliersrenderhonourtoGeneralMonk，DukeofAlbemarle。
Tune，\"Yegallantsthatdelighttoplay。\"
YemerryheartsthatlovetoplayAtcards，seewhohathwontheday；
YouthatoncedidsadlysingTheknaveofclubshathwontheking；
Nowmorehappytimeswehave，Thekinghathovercometheknave。
Notlongagoagamewasplay\'d，Whenthreecrownsatthestakeswerelaid；
Englandhadnocausetoboast，Knaveswonthatwhichkingshadlost：
Coachesgavethewaytocarts，Andclubswerebettercardsthanhearts。
OldNollwastheknaveo\'clubs，Anddadofsuchaspreachintubs；
Bradshaw，Ireton，andPrideWerethreeotherknavesbeside；
Andtheyplay\'dwithhalfthepack，Throwingoutallcardsbutblack。
ButthejustFatesthrewthesefourout，Whichmadetheloyalpartyshout；
ThePopewouldfainhavehadthestock，Andwiththesecardshavewhipthisdock。
ButsoontheDevilthesecardssnatchesTodipinbrimstone，andmakematches。
Butstillthesportfortomaintain，BoldLambert，Haslerigg，andVane，Withone-eyedHewson，tooktheirplaces，Knaveswerebettercardsthanaces；
ButFleetwoodhehimselfdidsave，Becausehewasmorefoolthanknave。
Cromwell，thoughhesomuchhadwon，Yethehadanunluckyson；
Hesitsstill，andnotregards，Whilstcunninggamesterssetthecards；
Andthus，alas！poorsillyDick，Heplay\'dawhile，andlosthistrick。
TheRumpersthathadwonwholetowns，Thespoilsofmartyrsandofcrowns，Werenotcontented，butgrewrough，Asthoughtheyhadnotwonenough；
Theykeptthecardsstillintheirhands，Toplayfortithesandcollegelands。
ThePresbytersbegantofretThattheywereliketolosethesett；
UntotheRumptheydidappeal，Andsaiditwastheirturntodeal；
ThendealtwithPresbyterians，butThearmysworethattheywouldcut。
Theforeignlandsbegantowonder，Toseewhatgallantswelivedunder，Thatthey，whichChristiansdidforswear，Shouldfollowgamingalltheyear，-
Naymore，whichwasthestrangestthing，Toplaysolongwithoutaking。
Theboldphanaticspresentwere，Likebutlerswiththeirboxesthere，NotdoubtingbutthateverygameSomeprofitwouldredoundtothem；
Becausetheywerethegamesters\'minions，Andeverydaybroach\'dnewopinions。
ButCheshiremen（asstoriessay）
Begantoshowthemgamester\'splay；
BraveBoothandallhisarmystrivesTosavethestakes，orlosetheirlives；
But，ohsadfate！theywereundoneByplayingoftheircardstoosoon。
Thusallthewhileaclubwastrump，There\'snonecouldeverbeattheRump，Untilanoblegeneralcame，Andgavethecheatersaclearslam；
Hisfingerdidoutwittheirnoddy，Andscrew\'duppoorJackLambert\'sbody。
ThenHasleriggbegantoscowl，Andsaidthegeneralplay\'dfoul。
Looktohim，partners，forItellye，ThisMonkhasgotakingin\'sbelly。
Notso，quothMonk，butIbelieveSirArthurhasaknavein\'ssleeve。
WhenGeneralMonkdidunderstandTheRumpwerepeepinginto\'shand，Hewiselykepthiscardsfromsight，WhichputtheRumpintoafright；
Hesawhowmanywerebetray\'dThatshow\'dtheircardsbeforetheyplay\'d。
Atlength，quothhe，somecardswelack，Iwillnotplaywithhalfapack；
WhatyoucastoutIwillbringin，Andanewgamewewillbegin：
Withthatthestanders-bydidsayTheyneveryetsawfairerplay。
Butpresentlythisgamewaspast，Andforasecondknaveswerecast；
Allnewcards，notstain\'dwithspots，AswastheRumpersandtheScots，-
Heregoodgamestersplay\'dtheirpartsAndturn\'dupthekingofhearts。
Afterthisgamewasdone，IthinkThestanders-byhadcausetodrink，Andallloyalsubjectssing，Farewellknaves，andwelcomeKing；
For，tillwesawtheKingreturn\'d，Wewish\'dthecardshadallbeenburn\'d。
Ballad：TheCavaleersLitany（March25th，1660。）-FromtheKing\'sPamphlets，BritishMuseum。
Frompardonswhichextendtowoods，Entitlethievestokeepourgoods，Forgiveourrentsaswellasbloods，Godbless，etc。
FromjudgeswhoawardthatnoneOfouroppressoursshouldattone（Thelossessurewerenottheirown），Godbless，etc。
FromChristianswhichcansoonforgetOurinjuries，butnotonebitOfself-concernmentwouldremit，Godbless，etc。
Fromduresse，andtheirdolefulltale，Who，famishtbyalawlesssale，Compoundeditforcakesandale，Godbless，etc。
Frompersonsstilltotreadthestage，Whodidthedrudgeriesofourage（Suchcounsellsare，Ifear，toosage），Godbless，etc。
Frommaximeswhich（tomakeallsure）
Withgreatrewardsthebadallure，\'Causeofthegoodtheyaresecure，Godbless，etc。
Fromcunninggamesters，who，theysay，Aresuretowinne，what-e\'retheyplay；
InAprilLambert，CharlesinMay，Godbless，etc。
Fromneutersandtheirleven\'dlump，WhonametheKingandmeantheRump，Orcarenotmuchwhatcardistrump，Godbless，etc。
Frommidnight-birds，wholyeatcatchSomeplumefrommonarchytosnatch，Andfromfondyouthsthatcannotwatch，Godbless，etc。
Frombrethrenwhomuststilldissent，WhosefrowardgospellbrooksnoLent，Andwhorecant，butne\'errepent，Godbless，etc。
FromLevitesvoidoftruthandshame，Whotothetimetheirpulpitsframe，Andkeepthestylebutchangethename，Godbless，etc。
Frommenbyheynouscrimesmaderich，Who（thoughtheirhopesareintheditch）
Havestillth\'oldfornicatoursitch，Godbless，etc。
Fromsuchasfreelypaidth\'arrearsOftheState-troopsformanyyears，ButgrudgeonetaxforCavaleers，Godbless，etc。
THESECONDPART。
Acrownofgoldwithoutallay，Nothereprovidedforoneday，Butframedabovetolastforaye！
Godsend，etc。
AQueentofilltheemptyplace，Andmultiplyhisnoblerace，WeeallbeseechthethroneofgraceTosend，etc。
ApeoplestillastrueandkindAslate（whenfortheirKingtheypin\'d），Notfickleasthetideorwild，Godsend，etc。
Afleetlikethatinfifty-three，Tore-assertourpoweratsea，AndmakeproudFlemingsbendtheirknee，Godsend，etc。
Fullmagazinesandcashinstore，ThatsuchaswroughthisfatebeforeMayhopetodothesamenomore，Godsend，etc。
Asearchingjudgementtodivine，OfpersonswhethertheydojoynForlove，forfear，orfordesign，Godsend，etc。
Awell-complexion\'dParliament，Thatshall（likeEnglishmen）resentWhatloyallsubjectsunderwent，Godsend，etc。
Reviewofstatuteslatelypast，Madeinsuchheat，pen\'dinsuchhast，Thatalleventswerenotforecast，Godsend，etc。
Dispatchofbusinesse，lawesupright，Andfavourwhereitstandswithright，（Betheirpursesne\'ersolight），Godsend，etc。
Araventosupplytheirneed，Whosemartyrdom（likenobleseed）
Sprungupatlengthandchoak\'ttheweed，Godsend，etc。
TheKingandkingdom\'sdebtsdefray\'d，Andthoseofhonestmenwellpay\'d，Towhichtheirvertuethembetray\'d，Godsend，etc。
IncreaseofcustomestotheKingMayourincreaseoftraffickbring，\'TisthatwillmakethepeoplesingLonglive，etc。
London，printedforRobertCrofts，attheCrown，inChanceryLane，1661。
Ballad：TheCavalier\'sComplaintThisandthefollowingballad，fromtheKing\'sPamphlets，BritishMuseum，expressthediscontentoftheCavaliersattheingratitudeofKingCharlestotheoldsupportersofthefortunesofhisfamily-（March15th，1660。）
Tothetuneof\"Itellthee，Dick。\"
Come，Jack，let\'sdrinkapotofale，AndIshalltelltheesuchataleWillmakethineearstoring；
Mycoyneisspent，mytimeislost，AndIthisonlyfruitcanboast，ThatonceIsawmyKing。
Butthisdothmostafflictmymind：
IwenttoCourtinhopetofindSomeofmyfriendsinplace；
Andwalkingthere，IhadasightOfallthecrew，but，bythislight！
Ihardlyknewoneface。
\'S\'life！ofsomanynoblesparkes，WhoontheirbodiesbearthemarkesOftheirintegritie；
Andsuffer\'druineofestate，Itwasmydamn\'dunhappyfateThatInotonecouldsee。
Notone，uponmylife，amongMyoldacquaintanceallalongAtTruroandbefore；
AndIsupposetheplacecanshowAsfewofthosewhomthoudidstknowAtYorkeorMarston-moore。
ButtrulythereareswarmesofthoseWholatelywereourchiefestfoes，Ofpantaloonsandmuffes；
WhilsttheoldrustyCavaleerRetires，ordaresnotonceappear，Forwantofcoyneandcuffes。
WhennoneoftheseIcoulddescry，Whobetterfardeserv\'dthenI，CalmelyIdidreflect；
\"Oldservices（byruleofState）
Likealmanacksgrowoutofdate，-
WhatthencanIexpect？\"
Troth！incontemptofFortune\'sfrown，I\'llgetmefairlyoutoftown，Andinacloysterpray；
ThatsincethestarresareyetunkindToRoyalists，theKingmayfindMorefaithfullfriendsthanthey。
Ballad：AnEchoToTheCavalier\'sComplaintImarvel，Dick，thathavingbeenSolongabroad，andhavingseenTheworldasthouhastdone，Thoushould\'stacquaintmeewithataleAsoldasNestor，andasstaleAsthatofPriestandNunne。（100）
ArewetolearnwhatisaCourt？
Apageantmadeforfortune\'ssport，Wheremeritsscarceappear；
ForbashfullmeritonlydwellsIncamps，invillages，andcells；
Alas！itdwellsnotthere。
Desertisniceinitsaddresse，AndmeritofttimesdothoppresseBeyondwhatguiltwoulddo；
ButtheyaresureoftheirdemandsThatcometoCourtwithgoldenhands，Andbrazenfaces，too。
TheKing，theysay，dothstillprofesseTogivehispartysomeredresse，Andcherishhonestie；
Buthisgoodwishesproveinvain，Whoseservicewithhisservants\'gainNotalwayesdothagree。
Allprinces（betheyne\'ersowise）
Arefaintoseewithothers\'eyes，Butseldomhearatall；
AndcourtiersfindtheirinterestIntimetofeatherwelltheirnest，Providingfortheirfall。
Ourcomfortdothontimedepend，Thingswhentheyareatworstwillmend；
AndletusbutreflectOnourconditionth\'otherday，Whennonebuttyrantsborethesway，Whatdidwethenexpect？
Meanwhileacalmretreatisbest，Butdiscontent（ifnotsupprest）
Willbreeddisloyaltie；
ThisistheconstantnoteIsing，IhavebeenfaithfultotheKing，Andsoshalleverbe。
London，printedforRobertCrofts，attheCrown，inChanceryLane，1661。
Ballad：ARelationOfTengrandinfamousTraytors，who，fortheirhorridmurderanddetestablevillanyagainstourlatesoveraigneLordKingCharlestheFirst，thateverblessedmartyr，werearraigned，tryed，andexecutedinthemonethofOctober，1660，whichinperpetuitywillbehadinremembranceuntotheworld\'send。
ThisisoneoftheSixBalladsoftheRestorationfoundinatrunk，andsentbySirW。C。TrevelyantotheBritishMuseum。\"NomeasurethrewmoredisgraceontheRestoration，\"saysMrWright，\"thantheprosecutionoftheregicides；andtheheartlessandsanguinarymannerinwhichitwasconductedtendedmorethananyothercircumstancetoopentheeyesofthepeopletotherealcharacterofthegovernmenttowhichtheyhadbeenbetrayed。\"Pepysobservesonthe20thOct。，\"Abloodyweekthisandthelasthavebeen；therebeingtenhanged，drawn，andquartered。\"
Thetuneis\"Comeletusdrinke，thetimeinvites。\"
Heethatcanimposeathing，AndshewforthareasonForwhatwasdoneagainsttheKing，Fromthepalacetotheprison；
Lethimherewithmerecite，FormypenisbenttowriteThehorridfactsoftreason。
SincethereisnolearnedscribeNorarithmaticionEverabletodecideTheusurp\'dbaseambition，WhichintruthIshalldeclare，Traytorsherewhichlatelywere，Whowantedaphisitian。
ForthegranddiseasethatbredNaturecouldnotweaneit；
Fromthefootuntothehead，Wasputrefactedtreasoninit；
Doctorscouldnocuregive，WhichmadethesquirethenbeleeveThathemustfirstbeginit。
Andthephisickdidcompose，Withinapoundofreason；
Firsttotakeawaythecause，Thentopurgeawaythetreason，Withadosseofhempmadeup，Wroughtasthicklyasarope，Andgiventhemindueseason。
ThedoctorsdidprescribeatlastTogive\'umthispotation，Avomitorasinglecast，Welldeserved，inpurgation；
Afterthattolaythemdowne，Andbleedaveineineveryone，Astraytorsofthenation。
Sowhenfirstthephysickewrought，ThethirteenthofOctober，（101）
Thepatientonasledgewasbrought，Likearebellandarover，Totheexecutiontree；
WherewithmuchdexterityWasgentlyturnedover。
THESECONDPART-Tothesametune。
Mondaywasthefifteenthday，AsCarewthendidfollow，（102）
OfwhomallmenIthinkemightsayIntyrannydiddeeplywallow；
TraytorproveduntotheKing，Whichmadehimonthegallowesswing，Andallthepeoplehallow。
Tuesday，afterPeters，Cooke，（103）
Twonotorioustraytors，Thatbroughtoursoveraignetotheblocke，Forwhichwerehang\'dandcutinquarters；
\'TwasCookewhichwroughtthebloodythingTodrawthechargeagainstourKing，Thateverblessedmartyr。
Next，onWednesday，fourecame，Formurthurallimputed，Theretoanswerforthesame，Whichinjudgementwereconfuted。
GregorieClement，Jones，andScot，AndScrooptogether，foraplot，（104）
Likewisewereexecuted。
Thursdaypast，andFridaythen，Toendthefullconclusion，Andmakethetraytorsjustupten，Thatdaywerebroughttoexecution，HackerandproudAxtellhe，（105）
AtTyburnefortheirtreacheryReceivedtheirabsolution。
BeingagainsttheKingandStates，TheCommonsallcondemn\'d\'um，AndtheirquartersonthegatesHangethforamemorandum\'Twixttheheavensandtheearth；
Traytorsaresolittleworth，Todustandsmoakewee\'lsend\'um。
LetnowOctoberwarningmakeTobloody-mindedtraytors，Thatneverphisickemoretheytake，Forinthismoneththeylosttheirquarters；
BeingsoagainsttheKing，Whichtomurthertheydidbring，Theeverblessedmartyr。
London，printedforFr。Coles，T。Vere，M。Wright，andW。
Gilbertson。
Ballad：TheGloryOfTheseNationsOr，Kingandpeopleshappinesse。BeingabriefrelationofKingCharles\'sroyallprogressefromDovertoLondon，howtheLordGenerallandtheLordMayor，withallthenobilityandgentryoftheland，broughthimthorowthefamouscityofLondontohispallaceatWestminster，the29thofMaylast，beinghisMajestiesbirth-day，tothegreatcomfortofhisloyallsubjects。
OneofthesixcuriousbroadsidesfoundbySirW。C。Trevelyanintheliningofatrunk，andnowintheBritishMuseum。
ThenewParliamentmetonthetwenty-fifthofApril，andonthefirstofMaytheKing\'sletterfromBredawasread，andtheRestorationdeterminedbyavoteoftheHouse。TheKingimmediatelyrepairedtothecoast，and，aftermeetingwithsomeobstructionfromtheroughnessoftheweather，wentonboardtheNAZEBYonthe23rdofMay。Onthe25thhelandedatDover。HemadehisentryintoLondononthe29th。
Tothetuneof\"WhentheKingenjoyshisownagain。\"
Where\'sthosethatdidprognosticate，AnddidenvyfairEngland\'sstate，AndsaidKingCharlesnomoreshouldreign？
Theirpredictionswerebutinvain，FortheKingisnowreturn\'d，ForwhomfairEnglandmourn\'d；
Hisnoblesroyallyhimentertain。
Nowblessedbetheday！
Thusdohissubjectssay，ThatGodhathbroughthimhomeagain。
Thetwenty-secondoflovelyMayAtDoverarrived，famedothsay，WhereourmostnoblegenerallDidonhiskneesbeforehimfall，Cravingtokisshishand，Sosoonashedidland。
Royallytheydidhimentertain，Withalltheirpow\'randmight，Tobringhimtohisright，Andplacehiminhisownagain。
ThentheKing，Iunderstand，DidkindlytakehimbythehandAndlovinglydidhimembrace，Rejoycingfortoseehisface。
HeelifthimfromthegroundWithjoythatdidabound，Andgraciouslydidhimentertain；
RejoycingthatoncemoreHewaso\'th\'Englishshore，Toenjoyhisowninpeaceagain。
FromDovertoCanterburytheypast，AndsotoCobham-hallatlast；
FromthencetoLondonmarchamain，Withatriumphantandglorioustrain，Wherehewasreceivedwithjoy，Hissorrowtodestroy，InEnglandoncemorefortoraign；
Nowallmendosing，GodsaveCharlesourKing，Thatnowenjoyeshisownagain。
AtDeptfordthemaidenstheyStoodallinwhitebythehigh-wayTheirloyaltytoCharlestoshow，Theywithsweetflowershiswaytostrew。
Eachworearibbinblew，Theywereofcomelyhue，Withjoytheydidhimentertain，WithacclamationstotheskyeAstheKingpassedby，Forjoythathereceiveshisownagain。
InWallworth-fieldsagallantbandOfLondon\'prenticesdidstand，Allinwhitedubletsverygay，ToentertainKingCharlesthatday，Withmuskets，swords，andpike；
Ineversawthelike，Noramoreyouthfullgallanttrain；
Theyuptheirhatsdidfling，Andcry，\"GodsavetheKing！
Nowheenjoyshisownagain。\"
AtNewington-ButstheLordMayorwilledAfamousboothfortobebuilded，WhereKingCharlesdidmakeastand，Andreceivedtheswordintohishand；
WhichhisMajestydidtake，AndthenreturnedbackUntotheMayorwithloveagain。
Abanquettheyhimmake，Hedoththereofpartake，Thenmarchthistriumphanttrain。
TheKingwithallhisnoblemen，ThroughSouthwarktheymarchedthen；
FirstmarchedMajorGenerallBrown，（106）
ThenNorwichEarleofgreatrenown，（107）
WithmanyavaliantknightAndgallantmenofmight，Richlyattired，marchingamain，ThereLordsMordin，Gerard，andThegoodEarleofCleavland，（108）
TobringtheKingtohisownagain。
NearsixtyflagsandstreamersthenWasbornbeforeathousandmen，Inplushcoatsandchainesofgold，Theseweremostrichfortobehold；
Witheverymanhispage，Thegloryofhisage；
Withcourageboldtheymarchtamain，ThenwithgladnessetheyBroughttheKingonhiswayFortoenjoyhisownagain。
ThenLichfieldsandDarbyesEarles，（109）
TwooffairEngland\'sroyallpearles；
MajorGenerallMasseythenCommandedthelifeguardofmen，TheKingfortodefend，Ifanyshouldcontend，Orseemhiscommingtorestrain；
ButalsojoyfullwereThatnosuchdurstappear，NowtheKingenjoyeshisownagain。
Fourrichmacesbeforethemwent，Andmanyheraldswellcontent；
TheLordMayorandthegenerallDidmarchbeforetheKingwithall。
HisbrothersoneachsideAlongbyhimdidride；
TheSouthwark-waitsdidplayamain，WhichmadethemalltosmileAndtostandstillawhile，Andthentheymarchedonagain。
Thenwithdrawnswordsallmendidside，Andflourishingthesame，thencryed，\"CharlestheSecondnowGodsave，Thathehislawfullrightmayhave！
Andweallonhimattend，Fromdangershimtodefend，Andallthatwithhimdothremain。
BlessedbeGodthatweDidlivethesedaystosee，ThattheKingenjoyeshisownagain！\"
Thebellslikewisedidloudlyring，Bonefiresdidburnandpeoplesing；
Londonconduitsdidrunwithwine，AndallmendotoCharlesincline；
HopingnowthatallUntotheirtradesmayfall，Theirfamyliesfortomaintain，Andfromwrongbefree，\'Causewehaveliv\'dtoseeTheKingenjoyhisownagain。
London，printedforCharlesTyns，onLondonBridge。
Ballad：TheNobleProgressOr，ATrueRelationOfTheLordGeneralMonk\'sPoliticalProceedings。
TheNobleProgresse，oraTrueRelationoftheLordGeneralMonk\'sPoliticalProceedingswiththeRump，thecallinginthesecludedMembers，theirtranscendantvoteforhissacredMajesty，withhisreceptionatDover，androyalconductthroughtheCityofLondontohisfamousPalaceatWhitehall。OneofthebroadsidesintheBritishMuseum，foundintheliningofanoldtrunkbySirW。C。
Trevelyan。
Tune-\"WhenfirsttheScottishwarsbegan。\"
Goodpeople，hearkentomycall，I\'letellyouallwhatdidbefallAndhapnedoflate；
OurnoblevaliantGeneralMonkCametotheRump，wholatelystunkWiththeircouncilofstate。
Admiringwhatthismanwoulddoe，Hissecretmindthere\'snonecouldknow，Theydiv\'dintohimasmuchastheycould，-
Georgewouldnotbewonwiththeirsilvernorgold：
Thesectariansaintsatthislooktblew，Withalltherestofthefactiouscrew，Theyvapour\'dawhile，andwereingoodhope，Butnowtheyhavenothingleftbuttherope。
Anotherinventionthentheysought，WhichlongtheywroughtfortobebroughtToclaspehimwiththey；
QuothVaneandScot，I\'letellyouwhat，Wee\'lhaveaplotandheshallnot，Wee\'lcarrythesway：
Let\'svotehimathousandpoundayeare，AndHamptonCourtforhimandhisHeire。
Indeed，quothGeorge，ye\'reFreeParliamentmenTocutathongoutofanotherman\'sskin。
Thesectarian，etc。
TheysenthimthenwithallhishostsTobreakourpostsandraiseourghosts，Whichwastheirintent；
TocutourgatesandchainalldowneUntotheground-thistricktheyfoundTomakehimbeshent：
ThisplottheRumpdidsoaccordTocastanodiumonmylord，Butinthetaskhewashardputuntoo\'t，\'Twasenoughtoinfectbothhishorseandhisfoot，Thesectarian，etc。
ButwhenmylordperceivedthatnightWhatwastheirspight，hebroughttolightTheirknaveriesall；
ThisParliamentofforty-eight，Whichlongdidwait，cametohimstraight，Togivethemafall，AndsomephanaticalpeopleknewThatGeorgewouldgivethemtheirfatalldue；
Indeedhedidrequitethemagen，Forhepul\'dtheMonsteroutofhisden。
