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类别:其他 作者:William Makepeace Thackeray字数:22472更新时间:19/01/03 14:25:36
CONTENTS TheChronicleoftheDrum。PartI PartII Abd-el-KaderatToulon;or,TheCagedHawkTheKingofBrentford’sTestamentTheWhiteSquallPegofLimavaddyMay-DayOdeTheBalladofBouillabaisseTheMahoganyTreeTheYankeeVolunteersThePenandtheAlbumMrs。Katherine’sLanternLucy’sBirthdayTheCane-Bottom’dChairPiscatorandPiscatrixTheRoseuponmyBalconyRonsardtohisMistressAttheChurchGateTheAgeofWisdomSorrowsofWertherADoeintheCityTheLastofMay\"Ah,BleakandBarrenwastheMoor\" SongoftheVioletFairyDaysPocahontasFromPocahontasLOVE-SONGSMADEEASY:—— WhatmakesmyHearttoThrillandGlow? TheGhazul,or,OrientalLove-Song:—— TheRocksTheMerryBardTheCaiqueMyNoraToMarySerenadeTheMinaretBellsCometotheGreenwoodTreeFIVEGERMANDITTIES:—— ATragicStoryTheChapletTheKingontheTowerOnaveryOldWomanACredoFOURIMITATIONSOFBERANGER:—— LeRoid’YvetotTheKingofYvetotTheKingofBrentfordLeGrenierTheGarretRogerBontempsJollyJackIMITATIONOFHORACE:—— TohisServingBoyAdMinistramOLDFRIENDSWITHNEWFACES:—— TheKnightlyGuerdonTheAlmack’sAdieuWhentheGloomisontheGlen。 TheRedFlagDearJackCommandersoftheFaithfulWhenMoonlikeoretheHazureSeasKingCanuteFriar’sSongAtraCuraRequiescatLinesuponmySister’sPortraitTheLegendofSt。SophiaofKioffTitmarsh’sCarmenLillienseTheWillow-TreeTheWillow-Tree(anotherversion) LYRAHIBERNICA:—— ThePimlicoPavilionTheCrystalPalaceMolony’sLamentMr。Molony’sAccountoftheBallgiventotheNepauleseAmbassadorbythePeninsularandOrientalCompanyTheBattleofLimerickLarryO’TooleTheRoseofFloraTheLastIrishGrievanceTHEBALLADSOFPOLICEMANX。:—— TheWofleNewBalladofJaneRoneyandMaryBrownTheThreeChristmasWaitsLinesonaLateHospiciousEwentTheBalladofElizaDavisDamages,TwoHundredPoundsTheKnightandtheLadyJacobHomnium’sHossTheSpeculatorsAWoefulNewBalladoftheProtestantConspiracytotakethePope’sLifeTheLamentableBalladoftheFoundlingofShoreditchTheOrganBoy’sAppealLittleBilleeTheEndofthePlayVanitasVanitatumBALLADS。 THECHRONICLEOFTHEDRUM。 PARTI。 AtParis,hardbytheMainebarriers,Whoeverwillchoosetorepair,Midstadozenofwooden-leggedwarriorsMayhaplyfallinwitholdPierre。 OnthesunshinybenchofatavernHesitsandhepratesofoldwars,AndmoistenshispipeoftobaccoWithadrinkthatisnamedafterMars。 Thebeermakeshistonguerunthequicker,Andaslongashistapneverfails,ThusoverhisfavoriteliquorOldPeterwilltellhisoldtales。 Sayshe,\"Inmylife’sninetysummersStrangechangesandchancesI’veseen,—— Sohere’stoallgentlemendrummersThateverhavethump’donaskin。 \"BroughtupintheartmilitaryForfourgenerationsweare; Myancestorsdrumm’dforKingHarry,TheHuguenotladofNavarre。 AndaseachmaninlifehashisstationAccordingasFortunemayfix,WhileCondewaswavingthebaton,Mygrandsirewastrollingthesticks。 \"Ah!thosewerethedaysforcommanders! Whatgloriesmygrandfatherwon,Erebigots,andlackeys,andpandersThefortunesofFrancehadundone! InGermany,Flanders,andHolland,—— Whatfoemanresistedusthen? No;mygrandsirewasevervictorious,MygrandsireandMonsieurTurenne。 \"Hedied:andournoblebattalionsThejadefickleFortuneforsook; AndatBlenheim,inspiteofourvaliance,ThevictorylaywithMalbrook。 ThenewsitwasbroughttoKingLouis; Corbleu!howhisMajestysworeWhenheheardtheyhadtakenmygrandsire: Andtwelvethousandgentlemenmore。 \"AtNamur,Ramillies,andMalplaquetWereweposted,onplainorintrench: MalbrookonlyneedtoattackitAndawayfromhimscamper’dweFrench。 Cheerup!’tisnousetobeglum,boys,—— ’Tiswritten,sincefightingbegun,Thatsometimeswefightandweconquer,Andsometimeswefightandwerun。 \"Tofightandtorunwasourfate: Ourfortuneandfamehaddeparted。 Andsoperish’dLouistheGreat,—— Old,lonely,andhalfbroken-hearted。 Hiscoffintheypeltedwithmud,Hisbodytheytriedtolayhandson; AndsohavingburiedKingLouisTheyloyallyservedhisgreat-grandson。 \"GodsavethebelovedKingLouis! (Forsohewasnicknamedbysome,) AndnowcamemyfathertodohisKing’sordersandbeatonthedrum。 Mygrandsirewasdead,buthisbonesMusthaveshakenI’mcertainforjoy,ToheardaddydrummingtheEnglishFromthemeadowsoffamedFontenoy。 \"SowelldidhedruminthatbattleThattheenemyshow’dustheirbacks; Corbleu!itwaspleasanttorattleThesticksandtofollowoldSaxe! WenexthadSoubiseasaleader,Andasluckhathitschangesandfits,AtRossbach,inspiteofdad’sdrumming,’TissaidwewerebeatenbyFritz。 \"Andnowdaddycross’dtheAtlantic,TodrumforMontcalmandhismen; Morbleu!butitmakesamanfranticTothinkwewerebeatenagain! Mydaddyhecross’dthewideocean,Mymotherbroughtmeonherneck,Andwecameintheyearfifty-sevenToguardthegoodtownofQuebec。 \"Intheyearfifty-ninecametheBritons,—— FullwellIremembertheday,—— Theyknockedatourgatesforadmittance,Theirvesselsweremoor’dinourbay。 Saysourgeneral,’DrivemeyonredcoatsAwaytotheseawhencetheycome!’ SowemarchedagainstWolfeandhisbull-dogs,Wemarchedatthesoundofthedrum。 \"IthinkIcanseemypoormammyWithmeinherhandasshewaits,Andourregiment,slowlyretreating,Poursbackthroughthecitadelgates。 Dearmammyshelooksintheirfaces,Andasksifherhusbandiscome? ——Heislyingallcoldontheglacis,Andwillnevermorebeatonthedrum。 \"Come,drink,’tisnousetobeglum,boys,Hediedlikeasoldieringlory; Here’saglasstothehealthofalldrum-boys,AndnowI’llcommencemyownstory。 Oncemoredidwecrossthesaltocean,Wecameintheyeareighty-one; AndthewrongsofmyfatherthedrummerWereavengedbythedrummerhisson。 \"InChesapeakeBaywewerelanded。 InvainstrovetheBritishtopass: Rochambeauourarmiescommanded,OurshipstheywereledbyDeGrasse。 Morbleu!HowIrattledthedrumsticksThedaywemarch’dintoYorktown; Tenthousandofbeef-eatingBritishTheirweaponswecausedtolaydown。 \"Thenhomewardsreturningvictorious,Inpeacetoourcountrywecame,AndwerethankedforourgloriousactionsByLouisSixteenthofthename。 WhatdrummeronearthcouldbeprouderThanI,whileIdrumm’datVersaillesTothelovelycourtladiesinpowder,Andlappets,andlongsatin-tails? \"ThePrincesthatdaypass’dbeforeus,Ourcountrymen’sgloryandhope; Monsieur,whowaslearnedinHorace,D’Artois,whocoulddancethetightrope。 OnenightwekeptguardfortheQueenAtherMajesty’sopera-box,WhiletheKing,thatmajesticalmonarch,Satfilingathomeathislocks。 \"Yes,Idrumm’dforthefairAntoinette,Andsosmilingshelook’dandsotender,Thatourofficers,privates,anddrummers,Allvow’dtheywoulddietodefendher。 Butshecarednotforushonestfellows,Whofoughtandwhobledinherwars,Shesneer’datourgallantRochambeau,AndturnedLafayetteoutofdoors。 \"Ventrebleu!thenIsworeagreatoath,Nomoretosuchtyrantstokneel。 Andsojusttokeepupmydrumming,OnedayIdrumm’ddowntheBastille。 Ho,landlord!astoupoffreshwine。 Come,comrades,abumperwe’lltry,Anddrinktotheyeareighty-nineAndthegloriousfourthofJuly! \"Thenbravelyourcannonitthunder’dAsonwardsourpatriotsbore。 Ourenemieswerebutahundred,Andwetwentythousandormore。 TheycarriedthenewstoKingLouis。 Hehearditascalmasyouplease,And,likeamajesticalmonarch,Keptfilinghislocksandhiskeys。 \"Weshow’dourrepublicancourage,Westorm’dandwebrokethegreatgatein,Andwemurder’dtheinsolentgovernorFordaringtokeepusa-waiting。 Lambescandhissquadronsstoodby: Theyneverstirr’dfingerorthumb。 ThesaucyaristocratstrembledAstheyheardtherepublicandrum。 \"Hurrah!whatastormwasa-brewing: Thedayofourvengeancewascome! ThroughscenesofwhatcarnageandruinDidIbeatonthepatriotdrum! Let’sdrinktothefamedtenthofAugust: AtmidnightIbeatthetattoo,AndwokeupthePikemenofParisTofollowtheboldBarbaroux。 \"Withpikes,andwithshouts,andwithtorchesMarch’donwardsourdustybattalions,AndwegirtthetallcastleofLouis,Amillionoftatterdemalions! Westorm’dthefairgardenswheretower’dThewallsofhisheritagesplendid。 Ah,shameonhim,cravenandcoward,Thathadnotthehearttodefendit! \"Withthecrownofhissiresonhishead,Hisnoblesandknightsbyhisside,Atthefootofhisancestors’palace’Twereeasy,methinks,tohavedied。 Butno:whenweburstthroughhisbarriers,Midheapsofthedyinganddead,Invainthroughthechamberswesoughthim—— Hehadturn’dlikeacravenandfled…… \"YouallknowthePlacedelaConcorde? ’TishardbytheTuileriewall。 Midterraces,fountains,andstatues,Thererisesanobelisktall。 Thererisesanobelisktall,Allgarnish’dandgildedthebaseis: ’TissurelythegayestofallOurbeautifulcity’sgayplaces。 \"Arounditaregardensandflowers,AndtheCitiesofFranceontheirthrones,Eachcrown’dwithhiscircletofflowersSitswatchingthisbiggestofstones! Ilovetogositinthesunthere,Theflowersandfountainstosee,AndtothinkofthedeedsthatweredonethereInthegloriousyearninety-three。 \"’TwasherestoodtheAltarofFreedom; AndthoughneithermarblenorgildingWasusedinthosedaystoadornOursimplerepublicanbuilding,Corbleu!buttheMEREGUILLOTINE Caredlittleforsplendororshow,Soyougaveheranaxeandabeam,Andaplankandabasketorso。 \"Awful,andproud,anderect,Heresatourrepublicangoddess。 Eachmorninghertablewedeck’dWithdaintyaristocrats’bodies。 ThepeopleeachdayflockedaroundAsshesatathermeatandherwine: ’TwasalwaystheuseofournationTowitnessthesovereigndine。 \"Youngvirginswithfairgoldentresses,Oldsilver-hair’dprelatesandpriests,Dukes,marquises,barons,princesses,Weresplendidlyservedatherfeasts。 Ventrebleu!butwepamper’dourogressWiththebestthatournationcouldbring,Anddaintyshegrewinherprogress,AndcalledfortheheadofaKing! \"ShecalledforthebloodofourKing,Andstraightfromhisprisonwedrewhim; Andtoherwithshoutingweledhim,Andtookhim,andboundhim,andslewhim。 ’ThemonarchsofEuropeagainstmeHaveplottedagodlessallianceI’llflingthemtheheadofKingLouis,’ Shesaid,’asmygageofdefiance。’ \"Iseehimasnow,foramoment,Awayfromhisjailershebroke; Andstoodatthefootofthescaffold,Andlinger’d,andfainwouldhavespoke。 ’Ho,drummer!quick!silenceyonCapet,’ SaysSanterre,’withabeatofyourdrum。’ LustilythendidItapit,AndthesonofSaintLouiswasdumb。 PARTII。 \"ThegloriousdaysofSeptemberSawmanyaristocratsfall; ’TwasthenthatourpikesdrunkthebloodInthebeautifulbreastofLamballe。 Pardi,’twasabeautifullady! Iseldomhavelookedonherlike; AndIdrumm’dforagallantprocession,Thatmarchedwithherheadonapike。 \"Let’sshowthepaleheadtotheQueen,Wesaid——she’llrememberitwell。 Shelookedfromthebarsofherprison,Andshriek’dasshesawit,andfell。 Wesetupashoutatherscreaming,Welaugh’datthefrightshehadshownAtthesightoftheheadofherminion; Howshe’dtrembletopartwithherown。 \"WehadtakentheheadofKingCapet,Wecalledforthebloodofhiswife; Undauntedshecametothescaffold,Andbaredherfairnecktotheknife。 Asshefeltthefoulfingersthattouch’dher,Sheshrunk,butshedeignednottospeak: Shelook’dwitharoyaldisdain,Anddiedwithablushonhercheek! \"’Twasthusthatourcountrywassaved; Sotoldusthesafetycommittee! Butpsha!I’vetheheartofasoldier,Allgentleness,mercy,andpity。 Iloathedtoassistatsuchdeeds,AndmydrumbeatitsloudestoftunesAsweofferedtojusticeoffendedThebloodofthebloodytribunes。 \"Awaywithsuchfoulrecollections! Nomoreoftheaxeandtheblock; Isawthelastfightofthesections,Astheyfell’neathourgunsatSaintRock。 YoungBONAPARTEledusthatday; WhenhesoughttheItalianfrontier,Ifollow’dmygallantyoungcaptain,Ifollow’dhimmanyalongyear。 \"Wecametoanarmyinrags,OurgeneralwasbutaboyWhenwefirstsawtheAustrianflagsFlauntproudinthefieldsofSavoy。 Inthegloriousyearninety-six,Wemarch’dtothebanksofthePo; Icarriedmydrumandmysticks,AndwelaidtheproudAustrianlow。 \"Intriumphweenter’dMilan,WeseizedontheMantuankeys; ThetroopsoftheEmperorran,AndthePopehetelldownonhisknees。—— Pierre’scomradesherecall’dafreshbottle,Andclubbingtogethertheirwealth,TheydranktotheArmyofItaly,AndGeneralBonaparte’shealth。 Thedrummernowbaredhisoldbreast,Andshow’dusaplentyofscars,RudepresentsthatFortunehadmadehim,Infiftyvictoriouswars。 \"ThiscamewhenIfollow’dboldKleber—— ’TwasshotbyaMamelukegun; AndthisfromanAustriansabre,WhenthefieldofMarengowaswon。 \"Myforeheadhasmanydeepfurrows,Butthisisthedeepestofall: ABrunswickermadeitatJena,BesidethefairriverofSaal。 Thiscross,’twastheEmperorgaveit; (Godblesshim!)itcoversablow; IhaditatAusterlitzfight,AsIbeatonmydruminthesnow。 \"’Twasthusthatweconquer’dandfought; Butwhereforecontinuethestory? There’sneverababyinFranceButhasheardofourchiefandourglory,—— Buthasheardofourchiefandourfame,Hissorrowsandtriumphscantell,HowbravelyNapoleonconquer’d,Howbravelyandsadlyhefell。 \"Itmakesmyoldhearttobeathigher,TothinkofthedeedsthatIsaw; Ifollow’dboldNeythroughthefire,AndchargedatthesideofMurat。\" AndsodidoldPetercontinueHisstoryoftwentybraveyears; Hisaudiencefollow’dwithcomments—— Rudecommentsofcursesandtears。 HetoldhowthePrussiansinvainHaddiedindefenceoftheirland; Hisaudiencelaugh’datthestory,Andvow’dthattheircaptainwasgrand! HehadfoughttheredEnglish,hesaid,InmanyabattleofSpain; TheycursedtheredEnglish,andprayedTomeetthemandfightthemagain。 HetoldthemhowRussiawaslost,Hadwinternotdriventhemback; Andhiscompanycursedthequickfrost,AnddoublytheycursedtheCossack。 Hetoldhowthestrangerarrived; Theyweptatthetaleofdisgrace: Andtheylong’dbutforonebattlemore,Thestainoftheirshametoefface! \"Ourcountrytheirhordesoverrun,WefledtothefieldsofChampagne,Andfoughtthem,thoughtwentytoone,Andbeatthemagainandagain! Ourwarriorwasconquer’datlast; Theybadehimhiscrowntoresign; TofateandhiscountryheyieldedTherightsofhimselfandhisline。 \"Hecame,andamongushestood,Aroundhimwepress’dinathrong: Wecouldnotregardhimforweeping,Whohadledusandlovedussolong。 ’Ihaveledyoufortwentylongyears,’ Napoleonsaid,erehewent’WhereverwashonorIfoundyou,Andwithyou,mysons,amcontent! \"’ThoughEuropeagainstmewasarm’d,Yourchiefsandmypeoplearetrue; Istillmighthavestruggledwithfortune,AndbaffledallEuropewithyou。 \"’ButFrancewouldhavesuffer’dthewhile,’TisbestthatIsufferalone; Igotomyplaceofexile,Towriteofthedeedswehavedone。 \"’Betruetothekingthattheygiveyou,Wemaynotembraceerewepart; But,General,reachmeyourhand,Andpressme,Ipray,toyourheart。’ \"Hecalledforourbattlestandard; Onekisstotheeaglehegave。 ’Deareagle!’hesaid,’maythiskissLongsoundintheheartsofthebrave!’ ’TwasthusthatNapoleonleftus; Ourpeoplewereweepingandmute,Ashepass’dthroughthelinesofhisguard,Andourdrumsbeatthenotesofsalute…… \"Ilook’dwhenthedrummingwaso’er,Ilook’d,butourherowasgone; Weweredestinedtoseehimoncemore,WhenwefoughtontheMountofSt。John。 TheEmperorrodethroughourfiles; ’TwasJune,andafairSundaymorn; ThelinesofourwarriorsformilesStretch’dwidethroughtheWaterloocorn。 \"Inthousandswestoodontheplain,Thered-coatswerecrowningtheheight; ’GoscatteryonEnglish,’hesaid; ’We’llsup,lads,atBrusselstonight。’ Weansweredhisvoicewithashout; Oureagleswerebrightinthesun; Ourdrumsandourcannonspokeout,Andthethunderingbattlebegun。 \"Onechargetoanothersucceeds,Likewavesthatahurricanebears; AlldaydoourgallopingsteedsDashfierceontheenemy’ssquares。 Atnoonwebeganthefellonset: WechargeduptheEnglishman’shill; Andmadlywechargeditatsunset—— Hisbannerswerefloatingtherestill。 \"——Goto!Iwilltellyounomore; Youknowhowthebattlewaslost。 Ho!fetchmeabeakerofwine,And,comrades,I’llgiveyouatoast。 I’llgiveyouacurseonalltraitors,WhoplottedourEmperor’sruin; Andacurseonthosered-coatedEnglish,Whosebayonetshelp’dourundoing。 \"AcurseonthoseBritishassassins,Whoorder’dtheslaughterofNey; AcurseonSirHudson,whotorturedThelifeofourheroaway。 AcurseonallRussians——Ihatethem—— OnallPrussianandAustrianfry; Andoh!butIpraywemaymeetthem,AndfightthemagainereIdie。\" ’TwasthusoldPeterdidconcludeHischroniclewithcursesfit。 Hespokethetaleinaccentsrude,InruderverseIcopiedit。 Perhapsthetaleamoralbears,(Alltalesintimetothismustcome,) ThestoryoftwohundredyearsWritontheparchmentofadrum。 WhatPetertoldwithdrumandstick,Isendlessthemeforpoet’spen: Isfoundinendlessquartosthick,Enormousbooksbylearnedmen。 Andeversincehistorianwrit,Andeversinceabardcouldsing,DotheachexaltwithallhiswitThenobleartofmurdering。 Welovetoreadthegloriouspage,HowboldAchilleskill’dhisfoe: AndTurnus,fell’dbyTrojans’rage,Wenthowlingtotheshadesbelow。 HowGodfreyledhisred-crossknights,HowmadOrlandoslash’dandslew; There’snotasinglebardthatwritesButdoththegloriousthemerenew。 Andwhile,infashionpicturesque,Thepoetrhymesofbloodandblows,ThegravehistorianathisdeskDescribesthesameinclassicprose。 GoreadtheworksofReverendCox,You’lldulyseerecordedthereThehistoryoftheself-sameknocksHereroughlysungbyDrummerPierre。 Ofbattlesfierceandwarriorsbig,Hewritesinphrasesdullandslow,Andwaveshiscauliflowerwig,Andshouts\"SaintGeorgeforMarlborow!\" TakeDoctorSoutheyfromtheshelf,AnLL。D,——apeacefulman; GoodLord,howdothheplumehimselfBecausewebeattheCorsican! FromfirsttolasthispageisfilledWithstirringtaleshowblowswerestruck。 HeshowshowwetheFrenchmenkill’d,AndpraisesGodforourgoodluck。 Somehints,’tistrue,ofpoliticsThedoctorsgiveandstatesman’sart: Pierreonlybangshisdrumandsticks,Andunderstandsthebloodypart。 Hecaresnotwhatthecausemaybe,Heisnotniceforwrongandright; Butshowhimwhere’stheenemy,Heonlyaskstodrumandfight。 Theybidhimfight,——perhapshewins。 Andwhenhetellsthestoryo’er,Thehonestsavagebragsandgrins,Andonlylongstofightoncemore。 Butluckmaychange,andvalorfail,Ourdrummer,Peter,meetreverse,Andwithamoralpointshistale—— Theendofallsuchtales——acurse。 Lastyear,mylove,itwasmyhapBehindagrenadiertobe,And,butheworeahairycap,Notallerman,methinks,thanme。 PrinceAlbertandtheQueen,Godwot,(Beblessingsonthegloriouspair!) Beforeuspassed,Isawthemnot,Ionlysawacapofhair。 YourorthodoxhistorianputsInforemostrankthesoldierthus,Thered-coatbullyinhisboots,Thathidesthemarchofmenfromus。 Heputshimthereinforemostrank,Youwonderathiscapofhair: Youhearhissabre’scursedclank,Hisspursarejinglingeverywhere。 Goto!Ihatehimandhistrade: Whobadeussotocringeandbend,AndallGod’speacefulpeoplemadeTosuchashimsubservient? TellmewhatfindwetoadmireInepauletsandscarletcoats。 Inmen,becausetheyloadandfire,Andknowtheartofcuttingthroats?…… Ah,gentle,tenderladymine! Thewinterwindblowscoldandshrill,Come,fillmeonemoreglassofwine,Andgivethesillyfoolstheirwill。 Andwhatcareweforwarandwrack,Howkingsandheroesriseandfall; Lookyonder,*inhiscoffinblack,Thereliesthegreatestofthemall! Topluckhimdown,andkeephimup,Diedmanymillionhumansouls; ’Tistwelveo’clock,andtimetosup,BidMaryheapthefirewithcoals。 Hecapturedmanythousandguns; Hewrote\"TheGreat\"beforehisname; Anddying,onlylefthissonsTherecollectionofhisshame。 Thoughmorethanhalftheworldwashis,Hediedwithoutaroodhisown; AndborrowedfromhisenemiesSixfootofgroundtolieupon。 Hefoughtathousandgloriouswars,Andmorethanhalftheworldwashis,Andsomewherenow,inyonderstars,Cantell,mayhap,whatgreatnessis。 1841。 *ThisballadwaswrittenatParisatthetimeoftheSecondFuneralofNapoleon。 ABD-EL-KADERATTOULON。 OR,THECAGEDHAWK。 Nomore,thoulitheandlong-wingedhawk,ofdesert-lifeforthee; Nomoreacrossthesultrysandsshaltthougoswoopingfree: Bluntidletalons,idlebeak,withspurningofthychain,Shatteragainstthycagethewingthoune’ermay’stspreadagain。 Long,sittingbytheirwatchfires,shalltheKabylestellthetaleOfthydashfromBenHalifaonthefatMetidjavale; Howthouswept’stthedesertover,bearingdownthewildElRiff,FromeasternBeniSalahtowesternOuadShelif; Howthywhiteburnouswelitstreaming,likethestorm-racko’erthesea,WhenthourodestinthevanwardoftheMoorishchivalry; Howthyrazziawasawhirlwind,thyonsetasimoom,Howthysword-sweepwasthelightning,dealingdeathfromoutthegloom! Norlessquicktoslayinbattlethaninpeacetospareandsave,Ofbravemenwisestcouncillor,ofwisecouncillorsmostbrave; Howtheeyethatflasheddestructioncouldbeamgentlenessandlove,Howlionintheematedlamb,howeaglemateddove! Availednotorsteelorshot’gainstthatcharmedlifesecure,TillcunningFrance,inlastresource,tossedupthegoldenlure; Andthecarrionbuzzardsroundhimstooped,faithless,tothecast,Andthewildhawkofthedesertiscaughtandcagedatlast。 Weep,maidensofZerifah,abovetheladenloom! Scar,chieftainsofAlElmah,yourcheeksingriefandgloom! SonsoftheBeniSnazam,throwdowntheuselesslance,AndstoopyournecksandbareyourbackstoyokeandscourgeofFrance! Twasnotinfighttheyborehimdown;henevercriedaman; HeneversankhisswordbeforethePRINCEOFFRANGHISTAN; Butwithtraitorsallaroundhim,hisstaruponthewane,HeheardthevoiceofALLAH,andhewouldnotstriveinvain。 Theygavehimwhatheaskedthem;fromkingtokinghespake,Asonethatplightedwordandsealnotknowethhowtobreak; \"Letmepassfromoutmydeserts,be’tmineownchoicewheretogo,Ibrooknofetteredlifetolive,acaptiveandashow。\" Andtheypromised,andhetrustedthem,andproudandcalmhecame,Uponhisblackmareriding,girtwithhisswordoffame。 Goodsteed,goodsword,herenderedbothuntotheFrankishthrong; Heknewthemfalseandfickle——butaPrince’swordisstrong。 Howhavetheykepttheirpromise?Turnedtheythevessel’sprowUntoAcre,Alexandria,astheyhavesworne’ennow? Notso:fromOrannorthwardsthewhitesailsgleamandglance,AndthewildhawkofthedesertisborneawaytoFrance! WhereToulon’swhite-walledlazaretlookssouthwardo’erthewave,SitshethattrustedinthewordasonofLouisgave。 Onoblefaithofnobleheart!Andwasthewarningvain,ThetextwritbytheBOURBONintheblurredblackbookofSpain? Theyhaveneedoftheetogazeon,theyhaveneedoftheetograceThetriumphofthePrince,togildthepinchbeckoftheirrace。 Wordsarebutwind,conditionsmustbeconstruedbyGUIZOT; Dashoutthyheart,thoudeserthawk,erethouartmadeashow! THEKINGOFBRENTFORD’STESTAMENT。 ThenobleKingofBrentfordWasoldandverysick,Hesummon’dhisphysiciansTowaituponhimquick; Theystepp’dintotheircoachesAndbroughttheirbestphysick。 Theycramm’dtheirgraciousmasterWithpotionandwithpill; Theydrench’dhimandtheybledhim; Theycouldnotcurehisill。 \"Gofetch,\"sayshe,\"mylawyer,I’dbettermakemywill。\" Themonarch’sroyalmandateThelawyerdidobey; Thethoughtofsix-and-eightpenceDidmakehisheartfullgay。 \"Whatis’t,\"sayshe,\"yourMajestyWouldwishofmeto-day?\" \"Thedoctorshavebelabor’dmeWithpotionandwithpill: Myhoursoflifearecounted,Omanoftapeandquill! Sitdownandmendapenortwo,Iwanttomakemywill。 \"O’erallthelandofBrentfordI’mlord,andekeofKew: I’vethree-per-centsandfive-per-cents; Mydebtsarebutafew; AndtoinheritaftermeIhavebutchildrentwo。 PrinceThomasismyeldestson,AsoberPrinceishe,Andfromthedaywebreech’dhimTillnow,he’stwenty-three,HenevercauseddisquietTohispoorMammaorme。 \"Atschooltheyneverflogg’dhim,Atcollege,thoughnotfast,Yethislittle-goandgreat-goHecreditablypass’d,Andmadehisyear’sallowanceForeighteenmonthstolast。 \"Heneverowedashilling。 Wentneverdrunktobed,HehasnottwoideasWithinhishonesthead—— InallrespectshediffersFrommysecondson,PrinceNed。 \"WhenTomhashalfhisincomeLaidbyattheyear’send,PoorNedhasne’erastiverThatrightlyhemayspend,Butspongesonatradesman,Orborrowsfromafriend。 \"WhileTomhislegalstudiesMostsoberlypursues,PoorNedmostpasshismorningsA-dawdlingwiththeMuse: WhileTomfrequentshisbanker,YoungNedfrequentstheJews。 \"Neddrivesaboutinbuggies,Tomsometimestakesa’bus; Ah,cruelfate,whymadeyouMychildrendifferthus? WhymakeofTomaDULLARD,AndNedaGENIUS?\" \"You’llcuthimwithashilling,\" Exclaimedthemanofwits: \"I’llleavemywealth,\"saidBrentford,\"SirLawyer,asbefits; AndportionboththeirfortunesUntotheirseveralwits。\" \"YourGraceknowsbest,\"thelawyersaid\"OnyourcommandsIwait。\" \"Besilent,Sir,\"saysBrentford,\"Aplagueuponyourprate! Cometakeyourpenandpaper,AndwriteasIdictate。\" ThewillasBrentfordspokeitWaswritandsignedandclosed; Hebadethelawyerleavehim,Andturn’dhimroundanddozed; AndnextweekinthechurchyardThegoodoldKingreposed。 Tom,dressedincrapeandhatband,Ofmournerswasthechief; Inbitterself-upbraidingsPoorEdwardshowedhisgrief: TomhidhisfatwhitecountenanceInhispocket-handkerchief。 Ned’seyeswerefullofweeping,Hefalter’dinhiswalk; Tomnevershedatear,Butonwardshedidstalk,Aspompous,black,andsolemn,Asanycatafalque。 AndwhenthebonesofBrentford—— Thatgentlekingandjust—— WithbellandbookandcandleWeredulylaidindust,\"Now,gentleman,\"saysThomas,\"Letbusinessbediscussed。 \"WhenlateoursirebelovedWastakendeadlyill,SirLawyer,youattendedhim(Imeantotaxyourbill); And,asyousignedandwroteit,Ipritheereadthewill。\" Thelawyerwipedhisspectacles,Anddrewtheparchmentout; AndalltheBrentfordfamilySateagerroundabout: PoorNedwassomewhatanxious,ButTomhadne’eradoubt。 \"Myson,asImakereadyToseekmylastlonghome,SomecaresIhadforNeddy,Butnoneforthee,myTom: SobrietyandorderYoune’erdepartedfrom。 \"Nedhathabrilliantgenius,Andthouaploddingbrain; OntheeIthinkwithpleasure,Onhimwithdoubtandpain。\" (\"Yousee,goodNed,\"saysThomas,\"Whathethoughtaboutustwain。\" \"Thoughsmallwasyourallowance,Yousavedalittlestore; AndthosewhosavealittleShallgetaplentymore。\" Asthelawyerreadthiscompliment,Tom’seyeswererunningo’er。 \"Thetortoiseandthehare,Tom,Setout,ateachhispace; Thehareitwasthefleeter,Thetortoisewontherace; Andsincetheworld’sbeginningThiseverwasthecase。 \"Ned’sgenius,blitheandsinging,Stepsgaylyo’ertheground; AssteadilyyoutrudgeitHeclearsitwithabound; Butdulnesshasstoutlegs,Tom,Andwindthat’swondroussound。 \"O’erfruitsandflowersalike,Tom,Youpasswithploddingfeet; Youheednotonenort’otherButonwardsgoyourbeat,WhilegeniusstopstoloiterWithallthathemaymeet; \"Andeverashewanders,WillhaveapretextfineForsleepinginthemorning,Orloiteringtodine,Ordozingintheshade,Orbaskingintheshine。 \"Yourlittlesteadyeyes,Tom,ThoughnotsobrightasthoseThatrestlessroundabouthimHisflashinggeniusthrows,AreexcellentlysuitedTolookbeforeyournose。 \"Thankheaven,then,fortheblinkersItplacedbeforeyoureyes; Thestupidestareweakest,Thewittyarenotwise; Oh,blessyourgoodstupidity,Itisyourdearestprize! \"Andthoughmylandsarewide,Andplentyismygold,StillbettergiftsfromNature,MyThomas,doyouhold—— Abrainthat’sthickandheavy,Aheartthat’sdullandcold。 \"Toodulltofeeldepression,Toohardtoheeddistress,ToocoldtoyieldtopassionOrsillytenderness。 Marchon——yourroadisopenTowealth,Tom,andsuccess。 \"Nedsinnethinextravagance,Andyouingreedylust。\" (\"I’faith,\"saysNed,\"ourfatherIslesspolitethanjust。\") \"Inyou,sonTom,I’veconfidence,ButNedIcannottrust。 \"Whereforemyleaseandcopyholds,Mylandsandtenements,Myparks,myfarms,andorchards,Myhousesandmyrents,MyDutchstockandmySpanishstock,Myfiveandthreepercents,\"Ileavetoyou,myThomas\"—— (\"What,all?\"poorEdwardsaid。 \"Well,well,Ishouldhavespentthem,AndTom’saprudenthead\")—— \"Ileavetoyou,myThomas,—— ToyouinTRUSTforNed。\" ThewrathandconsternationWhatpoete’ercouldtraceThatatthisfatalpassageCameo’erPrinceTomhisface; Thewonderofthecompany,AndhonestNed’samaze! \"’Tissurelysomemistake,\" Good-naturedlycriesNed; Thelawyeransweredgravely,\"’TisevenasIsaid; ’TwasthushisgraciousMajestyOrdain’donhisdeath-bed。 \"See,herethewilliswitness’d,Andhere’shisautograph。\" \"Intruth,ourfather’swriting,\" SaysEdward,withalaugh; \"Butthoushaltnotbealoser,Tom,We’llshareithalfandhalf。\" \"Alas!mykindyounggentleman,Thissharingcannotbe; ’TiswritteninthetestamentThatBrentfordspoketome,’IdoforbidPrinceNedtogivePrinceTomahalfpenny。 \"’Hehathastoreofmoney,Butne’erwasknowntolendit; Heneverhelp’dhisbrother; Thepoorhene’erbefriended; HehathnoneedofpropertyWhoknowsnothowtospendit。 \"’PoorEdwardknowsbuthowtospend,AndthriftyTomtohoard; LetThomasbethestewardthen,AndEdwardbethelord; AndasthehonestlaborerIsworthyhisreward,\"’IprayPrinceNed,mysecondson,Andmysuccessordear,TopaytohisintendantFivehundredpoundsayear; Andtothinkofhisoldfather,Andliveandmakegoodcheer。’\" SuchwasoldBrentford’shonesttestament,Hediddevisehismoneysforthebest,AndliesinBrentfordchurchinpeacefulrest。 PrinceEdwardlived,andmoneymadeandspent; Buthisgoodsirewaswrong,itisconfess’dTosayhisson,youngThomas,neverlent。 Hedid。YoungThomaslentatinterest,Andnoblytookhistwenty-fivepercent。 LongtimethefamousreignofNedenduredO’erChiswick,Fulham,Brentford,Putney,Kew,Butofextravagancehene’erwascured。 Andwhenbothdied,asmortalmenwilldo,’TwascommonlyreportedthatthestewardWasverymuchthericherofthetwo。 THEWHITESQUALL。 Ondeck,beneaththeawning,Idozinglayandyawning; Itwasthegrayofdawning,Ereyetthesunarose; Andabovethefunnel’sroaring,Andthefitfulwind’sdeploring,IheardthecabinsnoringWithuniversalnose。 Icouldhearthepassengerssnorting—— Ienviedtheirdisporting—— VainlyIwascourtingThepleasureofadoze! SoIlay,andwonderedwhylightCamenot,andwatchedthetwilight,Andtheglimmeroftheskylight,Thatshotacrossthedeck; Andthebinnaclepaleandsteady,Andthedullglimpseofthedead-eye,AndthesparksinfieryeddyThatwhirledfromthechimneyneck。 InourjovialfloatingprisonTherewassleepfromforetomizzen,AndneverastarhadrisenThehazyskytospeck。 Strangecompanyweharbored,We’dahundredJewstolarboard,Unwashed,uncombed,unbarbered—— Jewsblack,andbrown,andgray; Withterroritwouldseizeye,Andmakeyoursoulsuneasy,ToseethoseRabbisgreasy,Whodidnaughtbutscratchandpray: Theirdirtychildrenpuking—— Theirdirtysaucepanscooking—— TheirdirtyfingershookingTheirswarmingfleasaway。 Tostarboard,TurksandGreekswere—— Whiskeredandbrowntheircheekswere—— Enormouswidetheirbreekswere,Theirpipesdidpuffalway; EachonhismatallottedInsilencesmokedandsquatted,WhilstroundtheirchildrentrottedInpretty,pleasantplay。 Hecan’tbutsmilewhotracesThesmilesonthosebrownfaces,Andthepretty,prattlinggracesOfthosesmallheathensgay。 Andsothehourskepttolling,AndthroughtheoceanrollingWentthebrave\"Iberia\"bowlingBeforethebreakofday—— WhenASQUALL,uponasudden,Cameo’erthewatersscudding; Andthecloudsbegantogather,Andtheseawaslashedtolather,Andtheloweringthundergrumbled,Andthelightningjumpedandtumbled,Andtheship,andalltheocean,Wokeupinwildcommotion。 Thenthewindsetupahowling,Andthepoodledogayowling,Andthecocksbeganacrowing,Andtheoldcowraisedalowing,Assheheardthetempestblowing; Andfowlsandgeesedidcackle,AndthecordageandthetackleBegantoshriekandcrackle; Andthespraydashedo’erthefunnels,Anddownthedeckinrunnels; Andtherushingwatersoaksall,Fromtheseameninthefo’ksalTothestokerswhoseblackfacesPeeroutoftheirbed-places; Andthecaptainhewasbawling,Andthesailorspulling,hauling,Andthequarter-decktarpaulingWasshiveredinthesqualling; Andthepassengersawaken,Mostpitifullyshaken; Andthestewardjumpsup,andhastensForthenecessarybasins。 ThentheGreekstheygroanedandquivered,Andtheyknelt,andmoaned,andshivered,Astheplungingwatersmetthem,Andsplashedandoversetthem; AndtheycallintheiremergenceUponcountlesssaintsandvirgins; Andtheirmarrowbonesarebended,Andtheythinktheworldisended。 AndtheTurkishwomenfor’ardWerefrightenedandbehorror’d; Andshriekingandbewildering,Themothersclutchedtheirchildren; Themensung\"Allah!Illah! MashallahBismillah!\" AsthewarringwatersdousedthemAndsplashedthemandsousedthem,AndtheycalledupontheProphet,Andthoughtbutlittleofit。 ThenallthefleasinJewryJumpedupandbitlikefury; AndtheprogenyofJacobDidonthemain-deckwakeup(IwotthosegreasyRabbinsWouldneverpayforcabins); AndeachmanmoanedandjabberedinHisfilthyJewishgaberdine,Inwoeandlamentation,Andhowlingconsternation。 AndthesplashingwaterdrenchesTheirdirtybratsandwenches; AndtheycrawlfrombalesandbenchesInahundredthousandstenches。 ThiswastheWhiteSquallfamous,Whichlatterlyo’ercameus,AndwhichallwillwellrememberOnthe28thSeptember; WhenaPrussiancaptainofLancers(Thosetight-laced,whiskeredprancers) Cameonthedeckastonished,Bythatwildsqualladmonished,Andwonderingcried,\"Potztausend,WieistderSturmjetztbrausend?\" AndlookedatCaptainLewis,WhocalmlystoodandblewhisCigarinallthehustle,Andscornedthetempest’stussle,Andoftwe’vethoughtthereafterHowhebeatthestormtolaughter; ForwellheknewhisvesselWiththatvainwindcouldwrestle; Andwhenawreckwethoughther,Anddoomedourselvestoslaughter,Howgaylyhefoughther,Andthroughthehubbubbroughther,Andasthetempestcaughther,Cried,\"GEORGE!SOMEBRANDY-AND-WATER!\" Andwhen,itsforceexpended,Theharmlessstormwasended,AndasthesunrisesplendidCameblushingo’erthesea; Ithought,asdaywasbreaking,Mylittlegirlswerewaking,Andsmiling,andmakingAprayerathomeforme。 1844。 PEGOFLIMAVADDY。 RidingfromColeraine(FamedforlovelyKitty),CameaCockneyboundUntoDerrycity; Wearywashissoul,Shiveringandsad,heBumpedalongtheroadLeadstoLimavaddy。 Mountainsstretch’daround,Gloomywastheirtinting,Andthehorse’shoofsMadeadismalclinting; WindupontheheathHowlingwasandpiping,Ontheheathandbog,Blackwithmanyasnipein。 Midthebogsofblack,Silverpoolswereflashing,CrowsupontheirsidesPickingwereandsplashing。 CockneyonthecarCloserfoldshisplaidy,GrumblingattheroadLeadstoLimavaddy。 ThroughthecrashingwoodsAutumnbrawldandbluster’d,TossingroundaboutLeavesthehueofmustardYonderlayLoughFoyle,Whichastormwaswhipping,CoveringwithmistLake,andshoresandshipping。 Upanddownthehill(Nothingcouldbebolder),HorsewentwitharawBleedingonhisshoulder。 \"Wherearehorseschanged?\" SaidItotheladdyDrivingonthebox: \"Sir,atLimavaddy。\" Limavaddyinn’sButahumblebait-house,WhereyoumayprocureWhiskeyandpotatoes; LandlordatthedoorGivesasmilingwelcome—— TotheshiveringwightsWhotohishotelcome。 LandladywithinSitsandknitsastocking,WithawaryfootBaby’scradlerocking。 TothechimneynookHaving,foundadmittance,ThereIwatchapupPlayingwithtwokittens; (Playingroundthefire,Whichofblazingturfis,RoaringtothepotWhichbubbleswiththemurphies。 AndthecradledbabeFondthemothernursedit,SingingitasongAsshetwiststheworsted! UpanddownthestairTwomoreyoungonespatter(TwinswereneverseenDirtiernorfatter)。 Bothhavemottledlegs,Bothhavesnubbynoses,Bothhave——HerethehostKindlyinterposes: \"SureyoumustbefrozeWiththesleetandhail,sir: Sowillyouhavesomepunch,Orwillyouhavesomeale,sir?\" PresentlyamaidEnterswiththeliquor(HalfapintofaleFrothinginabeaker)。 Gads!didn’tknowWhatmybeatingheartmeant: Hebe’sselfIthoughtEnteredtheapartment。 Asshecameshesmiled,Andthesmilebewitching,Onmywordandhonor,Lightedallthekitchen! WithacurtsyneatGreetingthenewcomer,Lovely,smilingPegOffersmetherummer; ButmytremblinghandUpthebeakertilted,AndtheglassofaleEverydropIspiltit: Spiltiteverydrop(Dames,whoreadmyvolumes,Pardonsuchaword) Onmywhat-d’ye-call-’ems! WitnessingthesightOfthatdiredisaster,OutbegantolaughMissis,maid,andmaster; Suchamerrypeal’SpeciallyMissPeg’swas,(AstheglassofaleTricklingdownmylegswas,) ThatthejoyfulsoundOfthatminglinglaughterEchoedinmyearsManyalongdayafter。 Suchasilverpeal! Inthemeadowslistening,Youwho’veheardthebellsRingingtoachristening; YouwhoeverheardCaradoripretty,Smilinglikeanangel,Singing\"Giovinetti;\" FancyPeggy’slaugh,Sweet,andclear,andcheerful,AtmypantaloonsWithhalfapintofbeerfull! Whenthelaughwasdone,Peg,theprettyhussy,MovedabouttheroomWonderfullybusy; NowshelookstoseeIfthekettlekeephot; Nowsherubsthespoons,Nowshecleanstheteapot; NowshesetsthecupsTrimlyandsecure: Nowshescoursapot,AndsoitwasIdrewher。 ThusitwasIdrewherScouringofakettle,(Faith!herblushingcheeksRedden’donthemetal!) Ah!but’tisinvainThatItrytosketchit; Thepotperhapsislike,ButPeggy’sfaceiswretched。 NothebestofleadAndofindian-rubberNevercoulddepictThatsweetkettle-scrubber! SeeherasshemovesScarcethegroundshetouches,Airyasafay,Gracefulasaduchess; Bareherroundedarm,Bareherlittlelegis,Vestrisnevershow’dAnklesliketoPeggy’s。 Braidedisherhair,Softherlookandmodest,SlimherlittlewaistComfortablybodiced。 ThisIdodeclare,HappyistheladdyWhotheheartcanshareOfPegofLimavaddy。 MarriedifshewereBlestwouldbethedaddyOfthechildrenfairOfPegofLimavaddy。 BeautyisnotrareInthelandofPaddy,FairbeyondcompareIsPegofLimavaddy。 CitizenorSquire,Tory,Whig,orRadi- calwouldalldesirePegofLimavaddy。 HadIHomer’sfire,OrthatofSerjeantTaddy,MeetlyI’dadmirePegofLimavaddy。 AndtillIexpire,OrtillIgrowmadI WillsinguntomylyrePegofLimavaddy! MAY-DAYODE。 ButyesterdayanakedsodThedandiessneeredfromRottenRow,Andcanteredo’erittoandfro: Andsee’tisdone! Asthough’twerebyawizard’srodAblazingarchoflucidglassLeapslikeafountainfromthegrassTomeetthesun! Aquietgreenbutfewdayssince,Withcattlebrowsingintheshade: AndherearelinesofbrightarcadeInorderraised! ApalaceasforfairyPrince,Ararepavilion,suchasmanSawneversincemankindbegan,Andbuiltandglazed! Apeacefulplaceitwasbutnow,Andlo!withinitsshiningstreetsAmultitudeofnationsmeets; AcountlessthrongIseebeneaththecrystalbow,AndGaulandGerman,RussandTurk,EachwithhisnativehandiworkAndbusytongue。 IfeltathrillofloveandaweTomarkthedifferentgarbofeach,Thechangingtongue,thevariousspeechTogetherblent: Athrill,methinks,likeHiswhosaw\"AllpeopledwellinguponearthPraisingourGodwithsolemnmirthAndoneconsent。\" HighSovereign,inyourRoyalstate,Captains,andchiefs,andcouncillors,BeforetheloftypalacedoorsAreopenset,—— Hushereyoupasstheshininggate: Hush!eretheheavingcurtaindraws,AndlettheRoyalpageantpauseAmomentyet。 Peopleandprinceasilencekeep! Bowcoronetandkinglycrown。 Helmetandplume,bowlowlydown,Thewhilethepriest,Beforethesplendidportalstep,(Whilestillthewondrousbanquetstays,) FromHeavensupremeablessingpraysUponthefeast。 Thenonwardsletthetriumphmarch; Thenlettheloudartilleryroll,Andtrumpetsring,andjoy-bellstoll,Andpassthegate。 Passunderneaththeshiningarch,’Neathwhichtheleafyelmsaregreen; Ascenduntoyourthrone,OQueen! Andtakeyourstate。 BeholdherinherRoyalplace; Agentlelady;andthehandThatswaysthesceptreofthisland,Howfrailandweak! Softisthevoice,andfairtheface: Shebreathesamentoprayerandhymn; Nowonderthathereyesaredim,Andpalehercheek。 Thismomentroundherempire’sshoresThewindsofAustralwintersweep,AndthousandslieinmidnightsleepAtrestto-day。 Oh!awfulisthatcrownofyours,QueenofinnumerablerealmsSittingbeneaththebuddingelmsOfEnglishMay! Awondrousscepter’tistobear: StrangemysteryofGodwhichsetUponherbrowyoncoronet,—— TheforemostcrownOfalltheworld,ononesofair! Thatchosehertoitfromherbirth,AndbadethesonsofalltheearthToherbowdown。 TherepresentativesofmanHerefromthefarAntipodes,AndfromthesubjectIndianseas,InCongressmeet; FromAfricandfromHindustan,FromWesterncontinentandisle,TheenvoysofherempirepileGiftsatherfeet; OurbrethrencrosstheAtlantictides,LoadingthegallantdeckswhichonceRoaredadefiancetoourguns,Withpeacefulstore; Symbolofpeace,theirvesselrides!* O’erEnglishwavesfloatStarandStripe,AndfirmtheirfriendlyanchorsgripeThefathershore! FromRhineandDanube,RhoneandSeine,Asriversfromtheirsourcesgush,Theswellingfloodsofnationsrush,Andseawardpour: Fromcoasttocoastinfriendlychain,Withcountlessshipswebridgethestraits,AndangryoceanseparatesEuropenomore。 FromMississippiandfromNile—— FromBaltic,Ganges,Bosphorous,InEngland’sarkassembledthusArefriendandguest。 Lookdownthemightysunlitaisle,Andseethesumptuousbanquetset,Thebrotherhoodofnationsmet。 Aroundthefeast! Alongthedazzlingcolonnade,Farasthestrainingeyecangaze,Gleamcrossandfountain,bellandvase,Invistasbright; Andstatuesfairofnymphandmaid,AndsteedsandpardsandAmazons,Writhingandgrapplinginthebronze,Inendlessfight。 Todeckthegloriousroofanddome,TomaketheQueenacanopy,ThepeacefulhostsofindustryTheirstandardsbear。 YonaretheworksofBrahminloom; OnsuchawebofPersianthreadThedesertArabbowshisheadAndcrieshisprayer。 Lookyonderwheretheenginestoil: TheseEngland’sarmsofconquestare,Thetrophiesofherbloodlesswar: Braveweaponsthese。 Victoriansoverwaveandsoil,Withtheseshesails,sheweaves,shetills,PiercestheeverlastinghillsAndspanstheseas。 Theengineroarsuponitsrace,Theshuttlewhirsthewoof,Thepeoplehumfromfloortoroof,WithBabeltongue。 Thefountaininthebasinplays,Thechantingorganechoesclear,Anawfulchorus’tistohear,Awondroussong! Swell,organ,swellyourtrumpetblast,March,QueenandRoyalpageant,marchBysplendidaisleandspringingarchOfthisfairHall: Andsee!abovethefabricvast,God’sboundlessHeavenisbendingblue,God’speacefulsunlight’sbeamingthrough,Andshineso’erall。 May,1851。 *TheU。S。frigate\"St。Lawrence。\" THEBALLADOFBOUILLABAISSE。 AstreetthereisinParisfamous,Forwhichnorhymeourlanguageyields,RueNeuvedesPetitsChampsitsnameis—— TheNewStreetoftheLittleFields。 Andhere’saninn,notrichandsplendid,Butstillincomfortablecase; ThewhichinyouthIoftattended,ToeatabowlofBouillabaisse。 ThisBouillabaisseanobledishis—— Asortofsouporbroth,orbrew,Orhotchpotchofallsortsoffishes,ThatGreenwichnevercouldoutdo; Greenherbs,redpeppers,mussels,saffron,Soles,onions,garlic,roach,anddace: AlltheseyoueatatTERRE’Stavern,InthatonedishofBouillabaisse。 Indeed,arichandsavorystew’tis; Andtruephilosophers,methinks,Wholoveallsortsofnaturalbeauties,Shouldlovegoodvictualsandgooddrinks。 AndCordelierorBenedictineMightgladly,sure,hislotembrace,Norfindafast-daytooafflicting,WhichservedhimupaBouillabaisse。 Iwonderifthehousestillthereis? Yes,herethelampis,asbefore; Thesmilingred-checkedecaillereisStillopeningoystersatthedoor。 IsTERREstillaliveandable? Irecollecthisdrollgrimace: He’dcomeandsmilebeforeyourtable,AndhopeyoulikedyourBouillabaisse。 Weenter——nothing’schangedorolder。 \"How’sMonsieurTERRE,waiter,pray?\" Thewaiterstaresandshrugshisshoulder—— \"Monsieurisdeadthismanyaday。\" \"Itisthelotofsaintandsinner,SohonestTERRE’Srunhisrace。\" \"WhatwillMonsieurrequirefordinner?\" \"Say,doyoustillcookBouillabaisse?\" \"Oh,oui,Monsieur,\"’sthewaiter’sanswer; \"QuelvinMonsieurdesire-t-il?\" \"Tellmeagoodone。\"——\"ThatIcan,Sir: TheChambertinwithyellowseal。\" \"SoTERRE’Sgone,\"Isay,andsinkinMyoldaccustom’dcorner-placeHe’sdonewithfeastingandwithdrinking,WithBurgundyandBouillabaisse。\" Myoldaccustom’dcornerhereis,Thetablestillisinthenook; Ah!vanish’dmanyabusyyearisThiswell-knownchairsincelastItook。 WhenfirstIsawye,cariluoghi,I’dscarceabearduponmyface,Andnowagrizzled,grimoldfogy,IsitandwaitforBouillabaisse。 Whereareyou,oldcompanionstrustyOfearlydaysheremettodine? Come,waiter!quick,aflagoncrusty—— I’llpledgetheminthegoodoldwine。 ThekindoldvoicesandoldfacesMymemorycanquickretrace; Aroundtheboardtheytaketheirplaces,AndsharethewineandBouillabaisse。 There’sJACKhasmadeawondrousmarriage; There’slaughingTOMislaughingyet; There’sbraveAUGUSTUSdriveshiscarriage; There’spooroldFREDintheGazette; OnJAMES’Sheadthegrassisgrowing; GoodLord!theworldhaswaggedapaceSinceherewesettheClaretflowing,Anddrank,andatetheBouillabaisse。 Ahme!howquickthedaysareflitting! Imindmeofatimethat’sgone,WhenhereI’dsit,asnowI’msitting,Inthissameplace——butnotalone。 Afairyoungformwasnestlednearme,Adear,dearfacelookedfondlyup,Andsweetlyspokeandsmiledtocheerme——There’snoonenowtosharemycup…… IdrinkitastheFatesordainit。 Come,fillit,andhavedonewithrhymes: Fillupthelonelyglass,anddrainitInmemoryofdearoldtimes。 Welcomethewine,whate’erthesealis; AndsityoudownandsayyourgraceWiththankfulheart,whate’erthemealis。 ——HerecomesthesmokingBouillabaisse! THEMAHOGANYTREE。 Christmasishere: Windswhistleshrill,Icyandchill,Littlecarewe: LittlewefearWeatherwithout,ShelteredaboutTheMahoganyTree。 OnceontheboughsBirdsofrareplumeSang,initsbloom; Night-birdsarewe: Herewecarouse,Singinglikethem,PerchedroundthestemOfthejollyoldtree。 Hereletussport,Boys,aswesit; LaughterandwitFlashingsofree。 Lifeisbutshort—— Whenwearegone,Letthemsingon,Roundtheoldtree。 Eveningsweknew,Happyasthis; Faceswemiss,Pleasanttosee。 Kindheartsandtrue,Gentleandjust,Peacetoyourdust! Wesingroundthetree。 Care,likeadun,Lurksatthegate: Letthedogwait; Happywe’llbe! Drink,everyone; Pileupthecoals,Filltheredbowls,Roundtheoldtree! Drainwethecup。—— Friend,artafraid? SpiritsarelaidIntheRedSea。 Mantleitup; Emptyityet; Letusforget,Roundtheoldtree。 Sorrows,begone! Lifeanditsills,Dunsandtheirbills,Bidwetoflee。 Comewiththedawn,Blue-devilsprite,Leaveusto-night,Roundtheoldtree。 THEYANKEEVOLUNTEERS。 \"AsurgeonoftheUnitedStates’armysaysthatoninquiringoftheCaptainofhiscompany,hefoundthatNINE-TENTHSofthemenhadenlistedonaccountofsomefemaledifficulty。\"——MorningPaper。 YeYankeeVolunteers! ItmakesmybosombleedWhenIyourstoryread,Thoughoft’tistoldone。 So——inbothhemispheresThewomenareuntrue,AndcruelintheNew,AsintheOldone! What——inthiscompanyOfsixtysonsofMars,Whomarch’neathStripesandStars,Withfifeandhorn,Nine-tenthsofallweseeAlongthewarlikelineHadbutonecausetojoinThisHopeForlorn? DesertersfromtherealmWheretyrantVenusreigns,Youslipp’dherwickedchains,Fledandout-ranher。 Andnow,withswordandhelm,TogetherbandedareBeneaththeStripeandStarEmbroider’dbanner! AndisitsowithallThewarriorsrangedinline,Withlacebedizen’dfineAndswordsgold-hilted—— Yonlustycorporal,Yoncolor-manwhogripesTheflagofStarsandStripes—— Haseachbeenjilted? Come,eachmanofthisline,Theprivatesstrongandtall,\"Thepioneersandall,\" Thefifernimble—— LieutenantandEnsign,Captainwithepaulets,AndBlackythere,whobeatsTheclangingcymbal—— Ocymbal-beatingblack,Tellus,asthoucanstfeel,WasitsomeLucyNealWhocausedthyruin? OnimblefifingJack,AnddrummermakingdinSodeftlyontheskin,Withthyrat-tattooing—— Confess,yevolunteers,LieutenantandEnsign,AndCaptainoftheline,AsboldasRoman—— Confess,yegrenadiers,Howeverstrongandtall,TheConquerorofyouallIsWoman,Woman! NocorseletissoproofButthroughitfromherbowTheshaftsthatshecanthrowWillpierceandrankle。 Nochampione’ersotough,But’sinthestrugglethrown,Andtripp’dandtroddendownByherslimankle。 Thusalwaysitwasruled: Andwhenawomansmiled,Thestrongmanwasachild,Thesageanoodle。 Alcideswasbefool’d,AndsillySamsonshorn,Long,longereyouwerehorn,PoorYankeeDoodle! THEPENANDTHEALBUM。 \"IamMissCatherine’sbook,\"thealbumspeaks; \"I’velainamongyourtomesthesemanyweeks; I’mtiredoftheiroldcoatsandyellowcheeks。 \"Quick,Pen!andwritealinewithagoodgrace: Come!drawmeoffafunnylittleface; And,prithee,sendmebacktoCheshamPlace。\" PEN。 \"Iammymaster’sfaithfuloldGoldPen; I’veservedhimthreelongyears,anddrawnsincethenThousandsoffunnywomenanddrollmen。 \"OAlbum!couldItellyouallhiswaysAndthoughts,sinceIamhis,thesethousanddays,Lord,howyourprettypagesI’damaze!\" ALBUM。 \"Hisways?histhoughts?Justwhispermeafew; Tellmeacuriousanecdoteortwo,Andwrite’emquicklyoff,goodMordan,do!\" PEN。 \"SincehemyfaithfulservicedidengageTofollowhimthroughhisqueerpilgrimage,I’vedrawnandwrittenmanyalineandpage。 \"CaricaturesIscribbledhave,andrhymes,Anddinner-cards,andpicturepantomimes; Andmerrylittlechildren’sbooksattimes。 \"I’vewritthefoolishfancyofhisbrain; Theaimlessjestthat,striking,hathcausedpain; Theidlewordthathe’dwishbackagain…… \"I’vehelp’dhimtopenmanyalineforbread; Tojokewithsorrowachinginhishead; Andmakeyourlaughterwhenhisownheartbled。 \"I’vespokewithmenofalldegreeandsort—— Peersoftheland,andladiesoftheCourt; Oh,butI’vechronicledadealofsport! \"Feaststhatwereateathousanddaysago,Biddingstowinethatlonghathceasedtoflow,Gaymeetingswithgoodfellowslonglaidlow; \"Summonstobridal,banquet,burial,ball,Tradesman’spoliteremindersofhissmallAccountdueChristmaslast——I’veansweredall。 \"PoorDiddler’stenthpetitionforahalf- Guinea;MissBunyan’sforanautograph; SoIrefuse,accept,lament,orlaugh,\"Condole,congratulate,invite,praise,scoff。