第7章

类别:其他 作者:George Bernard Shaw字数:11608更新时间:18/12/18 08:58:36
\"Tohelpus,\"hereplied。Then,withanexplosionofnervousenergy,headded:\"Dowhatyourhearttellsyoutodo。Giveyourbedandyourclothestothewoman,andletyourgirlspitchtheirbookstothedevilforafewdaysandmakesomethingforthesepoorlittlecreaturestowear。ThepoorhaveworkedhardenoughtoclotheTHEM。Letthemtaketheirturnnowandclothethepoor。\" \"No,no。Steady,master,\"saidtheman,steppingforwardtopropitiateMissWilson,andevidentlymuchoppressedbyasenseofunwelcomeness。\"Itain\'tanyfaultofthelady\'s。MightImakesoboldastoaskyoutoputthiswomanofmineanywherethatmaybeconvenientuntilmorning。Anysortofaplacewilldo;she\'saccustomedtoroughit。JusttohavearoofoverheruntilIfindaroominthevillagewherewecanshakedown。\"Here,ledbyhisownwordstocontemplatethefuture,helookeddesolatelyroundthecorniceofthehall,asifitwereashelfonwhichsomebodymighthaveleftasuitablelodgingforhim。 MissWilsonturnedherbackdecisivelyandcontemptuouslyonSmilash。Shehadrecoveredherself。\"Iwillkeepyourwifehere,\" shesaidtotheman。\"Everycareshallbetakenofher。Thechildrencanstaytoo。\" \"Threecheersformoralscience!\"criedSmilash,ecstaticallybreakingintotheoutrageousdialecthehadforgotteninhiswrath。\"Wotwasmywordstoyou,neighbor,whenIsaidweshouldbringyourmissustothecollege,andyousaid,ironical—like,\'Aye,andbloomin\'gladthey\'llbetoseeusthere。\'DidInotsaytoyouthattheladyhadanoble\'art,andwouldshowitwhenputtothetestbysechacalamityasthis?\" \"Whyshouldyoubringmyhastywordsupagain\'menow,master,whentheladyhasbeensokind?\"saidthemanwithemotion。\"Iamhumblygratefultoyou,Miss;andsoisBess。Wearesensibleoftheill—conveniencewe——\" MissWilson,whohadbeenconferringwiththehousekeeper,cuthisspeechshortbyorderinghimtocarryhiswifetobed,whichhedidwiththeassistanceofSmilash,nowjubilant。Whilsttheywereaway,oneoftheservants,biddentobringsomeblanketstothewoman\'sroom,refused,sayingthatshewasnotgoingtowaitonthatsortofpeople。MissWilsongaveherwarningalmostfiercelytoquitthecollegenextday。Thisexcepted,noill—willwasshowntotherefugees。Theyoungladieswerethenrequestedtoreturntobed。 Meanwhiletheman,havinglaidhiswifeinachamberpalatialincomparisonwiththatwhichthestormhadblownaboutherears,wascongratulatingheronherluck,andthreateningthechildrenwiththemostviolentchastisementiftheyfailedtobehavethemselveswithstrictproprietywhilsttheyremainedinthathouse。Beforeleavingthemhekissedhiswife;andshe,reviving,askedhimtolookatthebaby。Hedidso,andpensivelyapostrophizeditwithashockingepithetinanticipationofthetimewhenitsappetitemustbesatisfiedfromtheprovisionshopinsteadoffromitsmother\'sbreast。Shelaughedandcriedshameonhim;andsotheypartedcheerfully。WhenhereturnedtothehallwithSmilashtheyfoundtwomugsofbeerwaitingforthem。 Thegirlshadretired,andonlyMissWilsonandthehousekeeperremained。 \"Here\'syourhealth,mum,\"saidtheman,beforedrinking;\"andmayyoufindsuchanotherasyourselftohelpyouwhenyou\'reintrouble,whichLordsendmaynevercome!\" \"Isyourhousequitedestroyed?\"saidMissWilson。\"Wherewillyouspendthenight?\" \"Don\'tyouthinkofme,mum。MasterSmilashherewillkindlyputmeup\'tilmorning。\" \"Hishealth!\"saidSmilash,touchingthemugwithhislips。 \"Theroofandsouthwallisbrowedrightaway,\"continuedtheman,afterpausingforamomenttopuzzleoverSmilash\'smeaning。 \"Idoubtifthere\'sastoneofitstandingbythis。\" \"ButSirJohnwillbuilditforyouagain。Youareoneofhisherds,areyounot?\" \"Iam,Miss。Butnothe;he\'llbegladit\'sdown。Hedon\'tlikepeoplelivin\'ontheland。Ihavetoldhimtimeandagainthattheplacewasreadytofall;buthesaidIcouldn\'texpecthimtolayoutmoneyonahousethathegotnorentfor。Yousee,Miss,Ididn\'tpayanyrent。Itooklowwages;andthebitofahutwasasortofset—offagain\'whatIwaspaidshortoftheothermen。 Icouldn\'taffordtohaveitrepaired,thoughIdidwhatIcouldtopatchandpropit。AndnowmostlikeIshallbeblamedforlettingitbeblewdown,andshallhavetoliveinhalfaroominthetownandpaytwoorthreeshillin\'saweek,besideswalkin\' threemilestoandfrommyworkeveryday。AgentlemanlikeSirJohndon\'thardlyknowwhatthevalueofapennyistouslaborin\'folk,norhowcruelhardhisestaterulesandthelikecomesonus。\" \"SirJohn\'shealth!\"saidSmilash,touchingthemugasbefore。 Themandrankamouthfulhumbly,andSmilashcontinued,\"Here\'stothegloriouslandedgentryofoldEngland:bless\'em!\" \"MasterSmilashisonlyjokin\',\"saidthemanapologetically。 \"It\'shisway。\" \"Youshouldnotbringafamilyintotheworldifyouaresopoor,\"saidMissWilsonseverely。\"Canyounotseethatyouimpoverishyourselfbydoingso——toputthematteronnohighergrounds。\" \"ReverendMr。Malthus\'shealth!\"remarkedSmilash,repeatinghispantomime。 \"Somesayit\'sthechildren,andsomesayit\'sthedrink,Miss,\" saidthemansubmissively。\"ButfromwhatIsee,familyornofamily,drunkorsober,thepoorgetspoorerandtherichrichereveryday。\" \"Ain\'titdisgustin\'tohearamansoignorantoftheimprovementintheconditionofhisclass?\"saidSmilash,appealingtoMissWilson。 \"Ifyouintendtotakethismanhomewithyou,\"shesaid,turningsharplyonhim,\"youhadbetterdoitatonce。\" \"Itakeitkindonyourpartthatyouaskmetodoanythink,afteryourupandtellingMr。WickensthatIamthelastpersoninLyvernyouwouldtrustwithajob。\" \"Soyouare——theverylast。Whydon\'tyoudrinkyourbeer?\" \"Notinscornofyourbrewing,lady;butbecause,bein\'acommonman,waterisgoodenoughforme。\" \"Iwishyougood—night,Miss,\"saidtheman;\"andthankyoukindlyforBessandthechildren。\" \"Good—night,\"shereplied,steppingasidetoavoidanysalutationfromSmilash。Buthewentuptoherandsaidinalowvoice,andwiththeTrefusismannerandaccent: \"Good—night,MissWilson。Ifyoushouldeverbeinwantoftheservicesofadog,aman,oradomesticengineer,remindSmilashofBessandthechildren,andhewillactforyouinanyofthosecapacities。\" Theyopenedthedoorcautiously,andfoundthatthewind,conqueredbytherain,hadabated。MissWilson\'scandle,thoughitflickeredinthedraught,wasnotextinguishedthistime;andshewaspresentlyleftwiththehousekeeper,boltingandchainingthedoor,andlisteningtothecrunchingoffeetonthegraveloutsidedyingawaythroughthesteadypatteringoftherain。 CHAPTERVII Agathawasatthistimeinherseventeenthyear。Shehadalivelyperceptionofthefoiblesofothers,andnoreverenceforherseniors,whomshethoughtdull,cautious,andridiculouslyamenablebycommonplaces。Butshewassubjecttotheillusionwhichdisablesyouthinspiteofitssuperioritytoage。Shethoughtherselfanexception。CreditingMr。Janseniusandthegeneralmobofmankindwithnothingbutagrovellingconsciousnessofsomefewmaterialfacts,shefeltinherselfanexquisitesenseandall—embracingconceptionofnature,sharedonlybyherfavoritepoetsandheroesofromanceandhistory。 Henceshewasinthecommonyouthfulcaseofbeingamuchbetterjudgeofotherpeople\'saffairsthanofherown。Atthefellow—studentwhoadoredsomeHenryorAugustus,notfromthedrivellingsentimentalitywhichtheworldcallslove,butbecausethisparticularHenryorAugustuswasaphoenixtowhomthelawsthatgoverntherelationsofordinaryladsandlassesdidnotapply,Agathalaughedinhersleeve。Themoreshesawofthisweaknessinherfellows,themoresatisfiedshewasthat,beingforewarned,shewasalsoforearmedagainstanattackofitonherself,muchasifadoctorweretoconcludethathecouldnotcatchsmallpoxbecausehehadseenmanycasesofit;orasifamastermariner,knowingthatmanyshipsarewreckedintheBritishchannel,shouldventuretherewithoutapilot,thinkingthatheknewitsperilstoowelltorunanyriskofthem。Yet,asthedoctormightholdsuchanopinionifhebelievedhimselftobeconstituteddifferentlyfromordinarymen;ortheshipmasteradoptsuchacourseundertheimpressionthathisvesselwasastar,Agathafoundfalsesecurityinthesubjectivedifferencebetweenherfellowsseenfromwithoutandherselfknownfromwithin。When,forinstance,shefellinlovewithMr。JeffersonSmilash(astepuponwhichsheresolvedthedayafterthestorm),herimaginationinvestedthepleasingemotionwithasacrednesswhich,toher,setitfarapartanddistinctfromthefrivolousfanciesofwhichHenryandAugustushadbeenthesubject,andshetheconfidant。 \"Icanlookathimquitecoollyanddispassionately,\"shesaidtoherself。\"Thoughhisfacehasastrangeinfluencethatmust,I know,correspondtosomeunexplainedpowerwithinme,yetitisnotaperfectface。Ihaveseenmanymenwhoare,strictlyspeaking,farhandsomer。Ifthelightthatneverwasonseaorlandisinhiseyes,yettheyarenotprettyeyes——nothalfsoclearasmine。Thoughhewearshiscommonclotheswithanamelessgracethatbetrayshistruebreedingateverystep,yetheisnottall,dark,andmelancholy,asmyidealherowouldbeifIwereasgreatafoolasgirlsofmyageusuallyare。IfIaminlove,Ihavesenseenoughnottoletmyloveblindmyjudgment。\" Shedidnottellanyoneofhernewinterestinlife。Strongestinthatstudentcommunity,shehadusedherpowerwithgood—natureenoughtowinthepopularityofaschoolleader,andoccasionallywithunscrupulousnessenoughtosecuretheprivilegesofaschoolbully。Popularityandprivilege,however,onlysatisfiedherwhenshewasinthemoodforthem。Girls,likemen,wanttobepetted,pitied,andmademuchof,whentheyarediffident,inlowspirits,orinunrequitedlove。Theseareserviceswhichtheweakcannotrendertothestrongandwhichthestrongwillnotrendertotheweak,exceptwhenthereisalsoadifferenceofsex。 Agathaknewbyexperiencethatthoughaweakwomancannotunderstandwhyherstrongersistershouldwishtoleanuponher,shemaytriumphinthefactwithoutunderstandingit,andgivechaffinsteadofconsolation。Agathawantedtobeunderstoodandnottobechaffed。Findingherselfunabletosatisfyboththeseconditions,sheresolvedtodowithoutsympathyandtoholdhertongue。Shehadoftenhadtodosobefore,andshewashelpedonthisoccasionbyasenseoftheridiculousappearanceherpassionmightwearinthevulgareye。Hersecretkeptitself,asshewassupposedinthecollegetobeinsensibletothesofteremotions。 Lovewroughtnoexternalchangeuponher。Itmadeherbelievethatshehadlefthergirlhoodbehindherandwasnowawomanwithanewly—developedheartcapacityatwhichshewouldchildishlyhavescoffedalittlewhilebefore。Shefeltashamedofthebeeonthewindowpane,althoughitsomehowbuzzedasfrequentlyasbeforeinspiteofher。Hercalendar,formerlyamonotonouscycleofclasstimes,mealtimes,playtimes,andbedtime,wasnowirregularlydividedbywalkspastthechaletandaccidentalglimpsesofitstenant。 EarlyinDecembercameablackfrost,andnavigationonthecanalwassuspended。Wickens\'sboywassenttothecollegewithnewsthatWickens\'spondwouldbear,andthattheyoungladiesshouldbewelcomeatanytime。Thepondwasonlyfourfeetdeep,andasMissWilsonsetmuchstorebythephysicaleducationofherpupils,leavewasgivenforskating。Agatha,whowasexpertontheice,immediatelyproposedthataselectpartyshouldgooutbeforebreakfastnextmorning。Actionsnotinthemselvesvirtuousoftenappearsowhenperformedathoursthatcompelearlyrising,andsomeofthecandidatesfortheCambridgeLocal,whowouldnothavesacrificedtheafternoontoamusement,atoncefellinwithhersuggestion。Butforthemitmightneverhavebeencarriedout;forwhentheysummonedAgatha,athalf—pastsixnextmorning,toleaveherwarmbedandbravethebitingair,shewouldhaverefusedwithouthesitationhadshenotbeenshamedintocompliancebytheselaboriousoneswhostoodbyherbedside,blue—nosedandhungry,butreadyfortheice。Whenshehaddressedherselfwithmuchshudderingandchattering,theyallayedtheirinternaldiscomfortbyaslendermealofbiscuits,gottheirskates,andwentoutacrosstherimymeadows,pastpatientcowsbreathingcloudsofsteam,toWickens\'spond。Here,totheirsurprise,wasSmilash,onelectro—platedacmeskates,practicingcomplicatedfigureswithintensediligence。Itsoonappearedthathisskillcameshortofhisambition;for,afterseveralnarrowescapesandsomefranticstaggering,hiscalves,elbows,andocciputsmotetheicealmostsimultaneously。Onrisingruefullytoasittingposturehebecameawarethateightyoungladieswerewatchinghisproceedingswithinterest。 \"Thiscomesofacommonmanputtinghimselfabovehisstationbygettingintogentlemen\'sskates,\"hesaid。\"HadIbeencontentwithahumbleslide,asmyfatherswas,Ishouldha\'beenahappiermanatthepresentmoment。\"Hesighed,rose,touchedhishattoMissWard,andtookoffhisskates,adding:\"Good—morning,Miss。MissWilsonsentmewordtobeheresharpatsixtoputontheyoungladies\'skates,andItookthelibertyoftryingafigureortwotokeepoutthecold。\" \"MissWilsondidnottellmethatsheorderedyoutocome,\"saidMissWard。 \"Justlikehertobethoughtfulandyetnotletontobe!Sheisakindlady,andalearned——likeyourself,Miss。Sityourselfdownonthecamp—stool。andgivemeyourheel,ifImaybesoboldastostickagimletintoit。\" Hisassistancewaswelcome,andMissWardallowedhimtoputonherskates。ShewasaCanadian,andcouldskatewell。Jane,thefirsttofollowher,wasanxiousastothestrengthoftheice; butwhenreassured,sheacquittedherselfadmirably,forshewasproficientinoutdoorexercises,andhadthesatisfactionoflaughinginthefieldatthosewholaughedatherinthestudy。 Agatha,contrarytohercustom,gavewaytohercompanions,andherbootswerethelastuponwhichSmilashoperated。 \"Howd\'youdo,MissWylie?\"hesaid,droppingtheSmilashmannernowthattherestwereoutofearshot。 \"Iamverywell,thankyou,\"saidAgatha,shyandconstrained。 Thisphaseofherbeingnewtohim,hepausedwithherheelinhishandandlookedupathercuriously。Shecollectedherself,returnedhisgazesteadily,andsaid:\"HowdidMissWilsonsendyouwordtocome?Sheonlyknewofourpartyathalf—pastninelastnight。\" \"MissWilsondidnotsendforme。\" \"ButyouhavejusttoldMissWardthatshedid。\" \"Yes。IfinditnecessarytotellalmostasmanyliesnowthatI amasimplelaborerasIdidwhenIwasagentleman。More,infact。\" \"Ishallknowhowmuchtobelieveofwhatyousayinthefuture。\" \"Thetruthisthis。Iamperhapstheworstskaterintheworld,andtherefore,accordingtoanaturallaw,Icovetthefaintestdistinctionontheicemorethanimmortalfameforthethingsinwhichnaturehasgivenmeaptitudetoexcel。Ienvythatlargefriendofyours——Janeishername,Ithink——morethanIenvyPlato。Icamedownherethismorning,thinkingthattheskatingworldwasalla—bed,topracticeinsecret。\" \"Iamgladwecaughtyouatit,\"saidAgathamaliciously,forhewasdisappointingher。Shewantedhimtobeheroicinhisconversation;andhewouldnot。 \"Isupposeso,\"hereplied。\"IhaveobservedthatWoman\'sdearestdelightistowoundMan\'sself—conceit,thoughMan\'sdearestdelightistogratifyhers。ThereisatleastonecreaturelowerthanMan。Now,offwithyou。ShallIholdyouuntilyouranklesgetfirm?\" \"Thankyou,\"shesaid,disgusted:\"_I_canskateprettywell,andIdon\'tthinkyoucouldgivemeanyusefulassistance。\"Andshewentoffcautiously,feelingthatamishapwouldbeverydisgracefulaftersuchaspeech。 Hestoodontheshore,listeningtothegrinding,swayingsoundoftheskates,andwatchingthegrowingcomplexityofthecurvestheywereengravingontheice。Asthegirlsgrewwarmandaccustomedtotheexercisetheylaughed,jested,screamedrecklesslywhentheycameintocollision,andsailedbeforethewinddownthewholelengthofthepondatperilousspeed。Themoreanimatedtheybecame,thegloomierlookedSmilash。\"Nottwo—penn\'orthofchoicebetweenthemandaparcelofpuppies,\"hesaid;\"exceptthatsomeofthemareconsciousthatthereisamanlookingatthem,althoughheisonlyablackguardlaborer。TheyremindmeofHenriettainahundredways。WouldIlaugh,now,ifthewholesheetoficeweretoburstintolittlebitsunderthem?\" Justthentheicecrackedwithastartlingreport,andtheskaters,exceptJane,skimmedawayinalldirections。 \"Youarebreakingtheicetopieces,Jane,\"saidAgatha,callingfromasafedistance。\"Howcanyouexpectittobearyourweight?\" \"Packoffools!\"retortedJaneindignantly。\"Thenoiseonlyshowshowstrongitis。\" TheshockwhichthereporthadgivenSmilashansweredhimhisquestion。\"Makeanotethatwishesforthedestructionofthehumanrace,howeverrationalandsincere,arecontrarytonature,\"hesaid,recoveringhisspirits。\"Besides,whatapreciousfoolIshouldbeifIwereworkingataninternationalassociationofcreaturesonlyfitfordestruction!Hi,lady!Oneword,Miss!\"ThiswastoMissWard,whohadskatedintohisneighborhood。\"Itbein\'acoldmorning,andmehavin\'apoorandcommoncirculation,woulditbelookedonasalibertyifIwastocutaslidehereortakeaturninthecorneralltomyself?\" \"Youmayskateoverthereifyouwish,\"shesaid,afterapauseforconsideration,pointingtoadesertedspotattheleewardendofthepond,wheretheicewastooroughforcomfortableskating。 \"Noblyspoke!\"hecried,withagrin,hurryingtotheplaceindicated,where,skatingbeingoutofthequestion,hemadeapairofslides,andgravelyexercisedhimselfuponthemuntilhisfaceglowedandhisfingerstingledinthefrostyair。Thetimepassedquickly;whenMissWardsentforhimtotakeoffherskatestherewasageneralgroananddeclarationthatitcouldnotpossiblybehalf—pasteighto\'clockyet。Smilashkneltbeforethecamp—stool,andwaspresentlybusyunbucklingandunscrewing。 WhenJane\'sturncame,thecamp—stoolcreakedbeneathherweight。 Agathaagainremonstratedwithher,butimmediatelyreproachedherselfwithflippancybeforeSmilash,towhomshewishedtoconveyanimpressionofdeepseriousnessofcharacter。 \"Smallestfootofthelot,\"hesaidcritically,holdingJane\'sfootbetweenhisfingerandthumbasifitwereanarttreasurewhichhehadbeeninvitedtoexamine。\"Andbelongingtothefinestbuiltlady。\" Janesnatchedawayherfoot,blushed,andsaid: \"Indeed!Whatnext,Iwonder?\" \"T\'other\'unnext,\"hesaid,settingtoworkontheremainingskate。Whenitwasoff,helookedupather,andshedartedaglanceathimassherosewhichshowedthathiscompliment(herfeetwere,infact,smallandpretty)wasappreciated。 \"Allowme,Miss,\"hesaidtoGertrude,whowasstandingononeleg,leaningonAgatha,andtakingoffherownskates。 \"No,thankyou,\"shesaidcoldly。\"Idon\'tneedyourassistance。\" \"Iamwellawarethattheofferwasoverbold,\"hereplied,withaself—complacencythatmadehisprofessionofhumilityexasperating。\"Ifalltheskatesisoff,Iwill,byMissWilson\'sorder,carrythemandthecamp—stoolbacktothecollege。\" MissWardhandedhimherskatesandturnedaway。GertrudeplacedhersonthestoolandwentwithMissWard。Therestfollowed,leavinghimtostareattheheapofskatesandconsiderhowheshouldcarrythem。Hecouldthinkofnobetterplanthantointerlacethestrapsandhangtheminachainoverhisshoulder。 Bythetimehehaddonethistheyoungladieswereoutofsight,andhisintentionofenjoyingtheirsocietyduringthereturntothecollegewasdefeated。Theyhadenteredthebuildinglongbeforehecameinsightofit。 Somewhatoutofconceitwithhisfolly,hewenttotheservants\' entranceandrangthebellthere。Whenthedoorwasopened,hesawMissWardstandingbehindthemaidwhoadmittedhim。 \"Oh,\"shesaid,lookingatthestringofskatesasifshehadhardlyexpectedtoseethemagain,\"soyouhavebroughtourthingsback?\" \"Suchweremyinstructions,\"hesaid,takenabackbyhermanner。 \"Youhadnoinstructions。Whatdoyoumeanbygettingourskatesintoyourchargeunderfalsepretences?Iwasabouttosendthepolicetotakethemfromyou。Howdareyoutellmethatyouweresenttowaitonme,whenyouknowverywellthatyouwerenothingofthesort?\" \"Icouldn\'thelpit,Miss,\"herepliedsubmissively。\"Iamanaturalbornliar——alwayswas。Iknowthatitmustappeardreadfultoyouthatnevertoldalie,anddon\'thardlyknowwhatalieis,belongingasyoudotoaclasswherenoneisevertold。 Butcommonpeoplelikemetellsliesjustasaduckswims。Iaskyourpardon,Miss,mosthumble,andIhopetheyoungladies\'llbeabletotellonesetofskatesfromt\'other;forI\'mblestifI can。\" \"Putthemdown。MissWilsonwishestospeaktoyoubeforeyougo。 Susan,showhimtheway。\" \"Hopeyouain\'tbeenandgotapoorcoveintotrouble,Miss?\" \"MissWilsonknowshowyouhavebehaved。\" HesmiledatherbenevolentlyandfollowedSusanupstairs。OntheirwaytheymetJane,whostoleaglanceathim,andwasabouttopassby,whenhesaid: \"Won\'tyousayawordtoMissWilsonforapoorcommonfellow,honoredyounglady?Ihavegotintodreadfultroubleforhavingmadeboldtoassistyouthismorning。\" \"Youneedn\'tgiveyourselfthepainstotalklikethat,\"repliedJaneinanimpetuouswhisper。\"Weallknowthatyou\'reonlypretending。\" \"Well,youcanguessmymotive,\"hewhispered,lookingtenderlyather。 \"Suchstuffandnonsense!Ineverheardofsuchathinginmylife,\"saidJane,andranaway,plainlyunderstandingthathehaddisguisedhimselfinordertoobtainadmissiontothecollegeandenjoythehappinessoflookingather。 \"CursedfoolthatIam!\"hesaidtohimself;\"Icannotactlikearationalcreatureforfiveconsecutiveminutes。\" Theservantledhimtothestudyandannounced,\"Theman,ifyouplease,ma\'am。\" \"JeffSmilash,\"headdedinexplanation。 \"Comein,\"saidMissWilsonsternly。 Hewentin,andmetthedeterminedfrownwhichshecastonhimfromherseatbehindthewritingtable,bysayingcourteously: \"Good—morning,MissWilson。\" Shebentforwardinvoluntarily,asiftoreceiveagentleman。 Thenshecheckedherselfandlookedimplacable。 \"Ihavetoapologize,\"hesaid,\"formakinguseofyournameunwarrantablythismorning——tellingalie,infact。Ihappenedtobeskatingwhentheyoungladiescamedown,andastheyneededsomeassistancewhichtheywouldhardlyhaveacceptedfromacommonman——excusemyborrowingthattiresomeexpressionfromouracquaintanceSmilash——Isettheirmindsateasebysayingthatyouhadsentforme。Otherwise,asyouhavegivenmeabadcharacter——thoughnotworsethanIdeserve——theywouldprobablyhaverefusedtoemployme,oratleastIshouldhavebeencompelledtoacceptpayment,whichI,ofcourse,donotneed。\" MissWilsonaffectedsurprise。\"Idonotunderstandyou,\"shesaid。 \"Notaltogether,\"hesaidsmiling。\"ButyouunderstandthatIamwhatiscalledagentleman。\" \"No。ThegentlemenwithwhomIamconversantdonotdressasyoudress,norspeakasyouspeak,noractasyouact。\" Helookedather,andhercountenanceconfirmedthehostilityofhertone。HeinstantlyrelapsedintoanaggravatedphaseofSmilash。 \"Iwillnolongerattempttosetmyselfupasagentleman,\"hesaid。\"Iamacommonman,andyourladyship\'shirecognizesmeassuchandisnottobedeceived。Butdon\'tgofortosaythatIamnotcandidwhenIamascandidaseveryouwillletmebe。Whatfault,ifany,doyoufindwithmyputtingtheskatesontheyoungladies,andcarryin\'thecampstoolforthem?\" \"Ifyouareagentleman,\"saidMissWilson,reddening,\"yourconductinpersistingintheseanticsinmypresenceisinsultingtome。Extremelyso。\" \"MissWilson,\"hereplied,unruffled,\"ifyouinsistonSmilash,youshallhaveSmilash;Itakeaninsanepleasureinpersonatinghim。IfyouwantSidney——myrealChristianname——youcancommandhim。Butallowmetosaythatyoumusthaveeitheroneortheother。Ifyoubecomefrankwithme,IwillunderstandthatyouareaddressingSidney。Ifdistantandsevere,Smilash。\" \"Nomatterwhatyournamemaybe,\"saidMissWilson,muchannoyed,\"Iforbidyoutocomehereortoholdanycommunicationwhateverwiththeyoungladiesinmycharge。\" \"Why?\" \"BecauseIchoose。\" \"Thereismuchforceinthatreason,MissWilson;butitisnotmoralforceinthesenseconveyedbyyourcollegeprospectus,whichIhavereadwithgreatinterest。\" MissWilson,sinceherquarrelwithAgatha,hadbeensoreonthesubjectofmoralforce。\"Nooneisadmittedhere,\"shesaid,\"withoutatrustworthyintroductionorrecommendation。Adisguiseisnotasatisfactorysubstituteforeither。\" \"Disguisesaregenerallyassumedforthepurposeofconcealingcrime,\"heremarkedsententiously。 \"Preciselyso,\"shesaidemphatically。 \"Therefore,Ibear,tosaytheleast,adoubtfulcharacter。 Nevertheless,Ihaveformedwithsomeofthestudentshereaslightacquaintance,ofwhich,itseems,youdisapprove。YouhavegivenmenogoodreasonwhyIshoulddiscontinuethatacquaintance,andyoucannotcontrolmeexceptbyyourwish——asortofinfluencenotusuallyeffectivewithdoubtfulcharacters。 SupposeIdisregardyourwish,andthatoneortwoofyourpupilscometoyouandsay:\'MissWilson,inouropinionSmilashisanexcellentfellow;wefindhisconversationmostimproving。Asitisyourprincipletoallowustoexerciseourownjudgment,weintendtocultivatetheacquaintanceofSmilash。\'Howwillyouactinthatcase?\" \"Sendthemhometotheirparentsatonce。\" \"IseethatyourprinciplesarethoseoftheChurchofEngland。 Youallowthestudentstherightofprivatejudgmentonconditionthattheyarriveatthesameconclusionsasyou。ExcusemysayingthattheprinciplesoftheChurchofEngland,howeverexcellent,arenotthoseyourprospectusledmetohopefor。Yourplaniscoercion,starkandsimple。\" \"Idonotadmitit,\"saidMissWilson,readytoargue,evenwithSmilash,indefenceofhersystem。\"Thegirlsarequiteatlibertytoactastheyplease,butIreservemyequallibertytoexcludethemfrommycollegeifIdonotapproveoftheirbehavior。\" \"Justso。Inmostschoolschildrenareperfectlyatlibertytolearntheirlessonsornot,justastheyplease;buttheprincipalreservesanequallibertytowhipthemiftheycannotrepeattheirtasks。\" \"Idonotwhipmypupils,\"saidMissWilsonindignantly。\"Thecomparisonisanoutrage。\" \"Butyouexpelthem;and,astheyaredevotedtoyouandtotheplace,expulsionisadreadedpunishment。Yoursistheoldsystemofmakinglawsandenforcingthembypenalties,andthesuperiorityofAltonCollegetoothercollegesisdue,nottoanydifferenceofsystem,buttothecomparativereasonablenessofitslawsandthemildnessandjudgmentwithwhichtheyareenforced。\" \"Mysystemisradicallydifferentfromtheoldone。However,I willnotdiscussthematterwithyou。Amindoccupiedwiththeprejudicesoftheoldcoercivedespotismcannaturallyonlyseeinthenewamodificationoftheold,insteadof,asmysystemis,anentirereversalorabandonmentofit。\" Heshookhisheadsadlyandsaid:\"Youseektoimposeyourideasonothers,ostracizingthosewhorejectthem。Believeme,mankindhasbeendoingnothingelseeversinceitbegantopaysomeattentiontoideas。Ithasbeensaidthatabenevolentdespotismisthebestpossibleformofgovernment。Idonotbelievethatsaying,becauseIbelieveanotheronetotheeffectthathellispavedwithbenevolence,whichmostpeople,theproverbbeingtoodeepforthem,misinterpretasunfulfilledintentions。Asifabenevolentdespotmightnotbyanyerrorofjudgmentdestroyhiskingdom,andthensay,likeRomeowhenhegothisfriendkilled,\'Ithoughtallforthebest!\'Excusemyrambling。Imeanttosay,inshort,thatthoughyouarebenevolentandjudiciousyouarenonethelessadespot。\"