ACTISCENEI。Verona。Anopenplace。EnterVALENTINEandPROTEUSVALENTINECeasetopersuade，mylovingProteus:
Home—keepingyouthhaveeverhomelywits。
Were\'tnotaffectionchainsthytenderdaysTothesweetglancesofthyhonour\'dlove，IratherwouldentreatthycompanyToseethewondersoftheworldabroad，Than，livingdullysluggardizedathome，Wearoutthyyouthwithshapelessidleness。
Butsincethoulovest，lovestillandthrivetherein，EvenasIwouldwhenItolovebegin。PROTEUSWiltthoubegone？SweetValentine，adieu！
ThinkonthyProteus，whenthouhaplyseestSomerarenote—worthyobjectinthytravel:
WishmepartakerinthyhappinessWhenthoudostmeetgoodhap;andinthydanger，Ifeverdangerdoenvironthee，Commendthygrievancetomyholyprayers，ForIwillbethybeadsman，Valentine。VALENTINEAndonalove—bookprayformysuccess？PROTEUSUponsomebookIloveI\'llprayforthee。VALENTINEThat\'sonsomeshallowstoryofdeeplove:
HowyoungLeandercross\'dtheHellespont。PROTEUSThat\'sadeepstoryofadeeperlove:
Forhewasmorethanovershoesinlove。VALENTINE\'Tistrue;foryouareoverbootsinlove，AndyetyouneverswumtheHellespont。PROTEUSOvertheboots？nay，givemenottheboots。VALENTINENo，Iwillnot，foritbootstheenot。PROTEUSWhat？VALENTINETobeinlove，wherescornisboughtwithgroans;
Coylookswithheart—soresighs;onefadingmoment\'smirthWithtwentywatchful，weary，tediousnights:
Ifhaplywon，perhapsahaplessgain;
Iflost，whythenagrievouslabourwon;
However，butafollyboughtwithwit，Orelseawitbyfollyvanquished。PROTEUSSo，byyourcircumstance，youcallmefool。VALENTINESo，byyourcircumstance，Ifearyou\'llprove。PROTEUS\'Tisloveyoucavilat:IamnotLove。VALENTINELoveisyourmaster，forhemastersyou:
Andhethatissoyokedbyafool，Methinks，shouldnotbechronicledforwise。PROTEUSYetwriterssay，asinthesweetestbudTheeatingcankerdwells，soeatingloveInhabitsinthefinestwitsofall。VALENTINEAndwriterssay，asthemostforwardbudIseatenbythecankerereitblow，EvensobylovetheyoungandtenderwitIsturn\'dtofolly，blastinginthebud，LosinghisverdureevenintheprimeAndallthefaireffectsoffuturehopes。
ButwhereforewasteItimetocounselthee，Thatartavotarytofonddesire？
Oncemoreadieu！myfatherattheroadExpectsmycoming，theretoseemeshipp\'d。PROTEUSAndthitherwillIbringthee，Valentine。VALENTINESweetProteus，no;nowletustakeourleave。
ToMilanletmehearfromtheebylettersOfthysuccessinlove，andwhatnewselseBetidethhereinabsenceofthyfriend;
Andlikewisewillvisittheewithmine。PROTEUSAllhappinessbechancetotheeinMilan！VALENTINEAsmuchtoyouathome！andso，farewell。
ExitPROTEUSHeafterhonourhunts，Iafterlove:
Heleaveshisfriendstodignifythemmore，Ileavemyself，myfriendsandall，forlove。
Thou，Julia，thouhastmetamorphosedme，Mademeneglectmystudies，losemytime，Warwithgoodcounsel，settheworldatnought;
Madewitwithmusingweak，heartsickwiththought。
EnterSPEEDSPEEDSirProteus，saveyou！Sawyoumymaster？PROTEUSButnowhepartedhence，toembarkforMilan。SPEEDTwentytoonethenheisshipp\'dalready，AndIhaveplay\'dthesheepinlosinghim。PROTEUSIndeed，asheepdothveryoftenstray，Aniftheshepherdbeawhileaway。SPEEDYouconcludethatmymasterisashepherd，then，andIasheep？PROTEUSIdo。SPEEDWhythen，myhornsarehishorns，whetherIwakeorsleep。PROTEUSAsillyanswerandfittingwellasheep。SPEEDThisprovesmestillasheep。PROTEUSTrue;andthymasterashepherd。SPEEDNay，thatIcandenybyacircumstance。PROTEUSItshallgohardbutI\'llproveitbyanother。SPEEDTheshepherdseeksthesheep，andnotthesheeptheshepherd;butIseekmymaster，andmymasterseeksnotme:thereforeIamnosheep。PROTEUSThesheepforfodderfollowtheshepherd;
theshepherdforfoodfollowsnotthesheep:thouforwagesfollowestthymaster;thymasterforwagesfollowsnotthee:thereforethouartasheep。SPEEDSuchanotherproofwillmakemecry\'baa。\'PROTEUSBut，dostthouhear？gavestthoumylettertoJulia？SPEEDAysir:I，alostmutton，gaveyourlettertoher，alacedmutton，andshe，alacedmutton，gaveme，alostmutton，nothingformylabour。PROTEUSHere\'stoosmallapastureforsuchstoreofmuttons。SPEEDIfthegroundbeovercharged，youwerebeststickher。PROTEUSNay:inthatyouareastray，\'twerebestpoundyou。SPEEDNay，sir，lessthanapoundshallservemeforcarryingyourletter。PROTEUSYoumistake;Imeanthepound，——apinfold。SPEEDFromapoundtoapin？folditoverandover，\'Tisthreefoldtoolittleforcarryingalettertoyourlover。PROTEUSButwhatsaidshe？SPEED[Firstnodding]Ay。PROTEUSNod——Ay——why，that\'snoddy。SPEEDYoumistook，sir;Isay，shedidnod:
andyouaskmeifshedidnod;andIsay，\'Ay。\'PROTEUSAndthatsettogetherisnoddy。SPEEDNowyouhavetakenthepainstosetittogether，takeitforyourpains。PROTEUSNo，no;youshallhaveitforbearingtheletter。SPEEDWell，IperceiveImustbefaintobearwithyou。PROTEUSWhysir，howdoyoubearwithme？SPEEDMarry，sir，theletter，veryorderly;
havingnothingbuttheword\'noddy\'formypains。PROTEUSBeshrewme，butyouhaveaquickwit。SPEEDAndyetitcannotovertakeyourslowpurse。PROTEUSComecome，openthematterinbrief:
whatsaidshe？SPEEDOpenyourpurse，thatthemoneyandthemattermaybebothatoncedelivered。PROTEUSWell，sir，hereisforyourpains。Whatsaidshe？SPEEDTruly，sir，Ithinkyou\'llhardlywinher。PROTEUSWhy，couldstthouperceivesomuchfromher？SPEEDSir，Icouldperceivenothingatallfromher;no，notsomuchasaducatfordeliveringyourletter:
andbeingsohardtomethatbroughtyourmind，I
fearshe\'llproveashardtoyouintellingyourmind。Givehernotokenbutstones;forshe\'sashardassteel。PROTEUSWhatsaidshe？nothing？SPEEDNo，notsomuchas\'Takethisforthypains。\'Totestifyyourbounty，Ithankyou，youhavetesternedme;inrequitalwhereof，henceforthcarryyourlettersyourself:andso，sir，I\'llcommendyoutomymaster。PROTEUSGo，go，begone，tosaveyourshipfromwreck，Whichcannotperishhavingtheeaboard，Beingdestinedtoadrierdeathonshore。
ExitSPEED
Imustgosendsomebettermessenger:
IfearmyJuliawouldnotdeignmylines，Receivingthemfromsuchaworthlesspost。
ExitSCENEII。Thesame。GardenofJULIA\'shouse。EnterJULlAandLUCETTAJULIAButsay，Lucetta，nowwearealone，Wouldstthouthencounselmetofallinlove？LUCETTAAy，madam，soyoustumblenotunheedfully。JULIAOfallthefairresortofgentlemenThateverydaywithparleencounterme，Inthyopinionwhichisworthiestlove？LUCETTAPleaseyourepeattheirnames，I\'llshowmymindAccordingtomyshallowsimpleskill。JULIAWhatthink\'stthouofthefairSirEglamour？LUCETTAAsofaknightwell—spoken，neatandfine;
