第17章

类别:其他 作者:Winston Churchill字数:8975更新时间:18/12/13 14:48:47
\"We\'llhavetoattendtohim,rightoff,\"hesaid. Iwassurprisedtofindmyselfresentingtheimputation,anddeeply. \"I\'mafraidhe\'soneofthosewhocan\'tbe`attendedto,\'\"Ianswered. \"Youmeanthathe\'sintheemployoftheRibblevalepeople?\"theColonelinquired. \"Idon\'tmeananythingofthekind,\"Iretorted,withmoreheat,perhaps,thanIrealized.TheColonellookedatmequeerly. \"That\'sallright,Mr.Paret.OfcourseIdon\'twanttoquestionyourjudgment,sir.Andyousayhe\'safriendofyours.\" \"IsaidIknewhimatcollege.\" \"Butyouwillpardonme,\"theColonelwenton,\"whenItellyouthatI\'vehadsomeexperiencewiththatbreed,andIhaveyettoseeoneof\'emyoucouldn\'tcometotermswithinsomeway——insomeway,\"headded,significantly.IdidnotpausetoreflectthattheColonel\'sattitude,fromhispointofview(yes,andfrommine,——hadInotadoptedit?)wasthelogicalone.Inthatphilosophyeverymanhadhisprice,orhisweakness.Yet,suchistheinconsistencyofhumannature,Iwasnowunabletocontemplatethisattitudewithcalmness. \"Mr.Krebsisalawyer.HasheacceptedapassfromtheRailroad?\"I demanded,knowingthecustomofthatcorporationofconferringthisdelicatefavouronthepromisingyoungtalentinmyprofession. \"Ireckonhe\'sneverhadthechance,\"saidMr.Varney. \"Well,hashetakenapassasamemberofthelegislature?\" \"No,——Irememberlookingthatupwhenhefirstcamedown.Sentthatback,ifIrecallthemattercorrectly.\"ColonelVarneywenttoadeskinthecorneroftheroom,unlockedit,drewforthablackbook,andrunninghisfingersthroughthepagesstoppedattheletterK.\"Yes,sentbackhislegislativepass,butI\'veknown\'emtodothatwhentheywereholdingoutforsomethingmore.Theremustbesomebodywhocangetclosetohim.\" TheColonelruminatedawhile.Thenhestrodetothedoorandcalledouttothegroupofmenwhowerealwayslounginginthehall. \"TellAlfYoungIwanttoseehim,Fred.\" Iwaited,bynomeansfreefromuneasinessandanxiety,fromacertainlackofself-respectthatwasunfamiliar.Mr.Young,theColonelexplained,wasalegallightinGalesburg,nearElkington,——theRailroadlawyerthere.AndwhenatlastMr.Youngappearedheprovedtobeanoilygentlemanofaboutforty,incliningtostoutness,withoneofthose\"blue,\"shavenfaces. \"Wantme,Colonel?\"heinquiredblithely,whenthedoorhadclosedbehindhim;andaddedobsequiously,whenintroducedtome,\"Gladtomeetyou,Mr.Paret.MyregardstoMr.Watling,whenyougoback. \"Alf,\"demandedtheColonel,\"whatdoyouknowofthisfellowKrebs?\" Mr.Younglaughed.Krebswas\"nutty,\"hedeclared——thatwasalltherewastoit. \"Won\'the——listentoreason?\" \"It\'sbeentried,Colonel.Say,hewouldn\'tknowahundred-dollarbillifyoushowedhimone.\" \"Whatdoeshewant?\" \"Oh,something,——that\'ssure,theyallwantsomething.\"Mr.Youngshruggedhisshoulderexpressively,andbyaskillfulmanipulationofhislipsshiftedhiscigarfromonesideofhismouthtotheotherwithoutraisinghishands.\"Butitain\'tmoney.Iguesshe\'sgotanotionthatlateronthelabourunions\'llsendhimtotheUnitedStatesSenatesomeday.He\'snoslouch,either,whenitcomestolaw.Icantellyouthat.\" \"No——noflawinhis——record?\"ColonelVarney\'sagateeyessoughtthoseofMr.Young,meaningly. \"That\'sbeentried,too,\"declaredtheGalesburgattorney.\"Say,youcanbelieveitornot,butwe\'veneverduganythingupsofar.He\'sbeentooslickforus,Iguess.\" \"Well,\"exclaimedtheColonel,atlength,\"lethimsquealandbed——d! Hecan\'tdoanymorethanmakeanoise.OnlyIhopedwe\'dbeabletogreasethisthingalongandslideitthroughtheSenatethisafternoon,beforetheygotwindofit.\" \"He\'llsqueal,allright,untilyousmotherhim,\"Mr.Youngobserved. \"We\'llsmotherhimsomeday!\"repliedtheColonel,savagely. Mr.Younglaughed. ButasImademywaytowardtheStateHouseIwasconsciousofafeelingofrelief.IhadnosoonergainedafrontseatinthegalleryoftheHouseofRepresentativeswhenthemembersrose,theSenatemarchedgravelyin,theSpeakerstoppedjestingwiththeChaplain,andovertheChaplain\'sfacecamesuddenlyanagonizedexpression.FoldinghishandsacrosshisstomachhebegantocallonGodwithterrificfervour,inanintenseandresoundingvoice.Iwasstrucksuddenlybytheironyofitall.WhyhavealegislaturewhenColonelPaulVarneywassoefficient! Thelegislaturewasameresoptodemocraticprejudice,toprayoveritheightenedthetravesty.SupposetherewereaGodafterall?notnecessarilythemagnifiedmonarchtowhomthesepseudo-democratsprayed,butanIntelligentForcethatmakesforrighteousness.HowdidHe,orIt,liketobetrifledwithinthisway?And,ifHeexisted,wouldnotHisdisgustbeimmeasurableasHecontemplatedthatunctuousfigureinthe\"PrinceAlbert\"coat,whopretendedtorepresentHim? AstheroutinebusinessbeganIsearchedforKrebs,tofindhimpresentlyatadeskbesideawindowintherearofthehallmakingnotesonapaper;therewas,confessedly,littlesatisfactioninthethoughtthatthemanwhosegauntfeaturesIcontemplatedwasmerelyoneofthoseimpracticalidealistswhobeatthemselvestopiecesagainsttheforcesthatswaytheworldandmustforeverswayit.IshouldbecompelledtoadmitthatherepresentedsomethinguniqueinthatassemblyifhehadthecouragetogetupandopposeHouseBill709.Iwatchedhimnarrowly;thesuggestionintrudeditself——perhapshehadbeen\"seen,\"astheColonelexpressedit.Irepudiatedit.Igrewimpatient,feverish;themonotonousreadingoftheclerkwasinterruptednowandthenbythesharptonesoftheSpeakerassigninghisvariousmeasurestothisorthatcommittee,\"unlessobjectionisoffered,\"whilethemembersmovedaboutandmurmuredamongthemselves;Krebshadstoppedmakingnotes;hewaslookingoutofthewindow.Atlast,withoutanychangeofemphasisinhisdroningvoice,theclerkannouncedtherecommendationoftheCommitteeonJudiciarythatHouseBill709oughttopass. Downinfrontamanhadrisenfromhisseat——thefelicitousMr. Truesdale.Glancingaroundathisfellow-membershethenbegantoexplainintheimpressivebutconversationaltoneofonewhosecounselsareinthehabitofbeinglistenedto,thatthiswasmerelyalittlemeasuretoremedyaflawinthestatutes.Mr.Truesdalebelievedincorporationswhencorporationsweregood,andthisbillwascalculatedtomakethemgood,toputanendtojuggleryandconcealment.Ourgreatstate,hesaid,shouldbeintheforefrontofsuchwiselegislation,whichmadeforjusticeandaproperpublicity;butthebillinquestionwasofgreaterinteresttolawyersthantolaymen,acommitteecomposedlargelyoflawyershadrecommendeditunanimously,andhewassurethatnooppositionwoulddevelopintheHouse.Inordernottotakeuptheirtimeheasked:therefore,thatitbeimmediatelyputonitssecondandthirdreadingandallowedtopass. Hesatdown,andIlookedatKrebs.Couldhe,couldanyman,anylawyer,havethepresumptiontoquestionsuchanobviouslydesirablemeasure,toarraigntheunitedjudgmentofthecommittee\'slegaltalent?SuchwasthenoteMr.Truesdalesoadmirablystruck.Asthoughfascinated,I continuedtogazeatKrebs.Ihatedhim,Idesiredtoseehimhumiliated,andyetamazinglyIfoundmyselfwishingwithalmostequalvehemencethathewouldbetruetohimself.Hewasrising,——slowly,timidly,Ithought,hishandclutchinghisdesklid,hisvoicesoundingwhollyinadequateasheaddressedtheSpeaker.TheSpeakerhesitated,histonepalpablysupercilious. \"Thegentlemanfrom——fromElkington,Mr.Krebs.\" Therewasacraningofnecks,astaring,atittering.IburnedwithvicariousshameasKrebsstoodthereawkwardly,hishandstillholdingthedesk.Therewerecriesof\"louder\"whenhebegan;somepickeduptheirnewspapers,whileothersstartedconversations.TheSpeakerrappedwithhisgavel,andIfailedtoheartheopeningwords.Krebspaused,andbeganagain.Hisspeechdidnot,atfirst,floweasily. \"Mr.Speaker,Irisetoprotestagainstthisbill,whichinmyopinionisnotsoinnocentasthegentlemanfromSt.Helen\'swouldhavetheHousebelieve.Itisonapar,indeed,withotherlegislationthatinpastyearshasbeenengineeredthroughthislegislatureundertheguiseofbeneficentlaw.No,notonapar.Itisthemostarrogant,themostmonstrousexampleofspeciallegislationofthemall.AndwhileIdonotexpecttobeabletodelayitspassagemuchlongerthanthetimeIshallbeonmyfeet——\" \"Thenwhynotsitdown?\"cameavoice,justaudible. Asheturnedswiftlytowardtheoffenderhisprofilehadaneagle-likeeffectthatstartledme,seeminglyrealizinganewqualityintheman. Itwasasthoughhehadneededjustthestimulusofthatinterruptiontoelectrifyandtransformhim.Hisawkwardnessdisappeared;andifhewasalittlebombastic,alittle\"young,\"hespokewiththefireofconviction. \"Because,\"hecried,\"becauseIshouldlosemyself-respectforlifeifI sathereandpermittedthepoliticalorganizationofarailroad,themembersofwhicharehereundertheguiseofservantsofthepeople,tocowmeintosilence.AndifitbetreasontomentionthenameofthatRailroadinconnectionwithitspoliticaltyranny,thenmakethemostofit.\"Heletgoofthedesk,andtappedthecopyofthebill.\"Whatarethefacts?TheBoyneIronWorks,underthepresidencyofAdolfScherer,hasbeenengagedinlitigationwiththeRibblevaleSteelCompanyforsomeyears:andthisbillisintendedtoputintothehandsoftheattorneysforMr.Scherercertaininformationthatwillenablehimtogetpossessionoftheproperty.Gentlemen,thatiswhat`legalpractice\'hasdescendedtointhehandsofrespectablelawyers.ThisdeviceoriginatedwiththeresourcefulMr.TheodoreWatling,andifithadnothadtheapprovalofMr.MillerGorse,itwouldneverhavegotanyfartherthanthejudiciarycommittee.ItwasconfidedtotheskillfulcareofColonelPaulVarneytobesteeredthroughthislegislature,ashundredsofothermeasureshavebeensteeredthrough,——withoutunnecessarynoise.ItmaybeaskedwhytheRailroadshouldbotheritselfbylendingitspoliticalorganizationtoprivatecorporations?Iwilltellyou.BecausecorporationsliketheBoynecorporationareapartofanetworkofinterests,thesecorporationsaidtheRailroadtomaintainitsmonopoly,andinreturnreceiverebates.\" Krebshadraisedhisvoiceasthemurmursbecamelouder.Atthispointasharp-facedlawyerfromBelfastgottohisfeetandobjectedthatthegentlemanfromElkingtonwaswastingthetimeoftheHouse,indulginginhearsay.Hisremarkswerenotgermane,etc.TheSpeakerrappedagain,withafineshowofimpartiality,andcautionedthememberfromElkington. \"Verywell,\"repliedKrebs.\"IhavesaidwhatIwantedtosayonthatscore,andIknowittobethetruth.AndifthisHousedoesnotfinditgermane,thedayiscomingwhenitsconstituentswill.\" Whereuponheenteredintoadiscussionofthebill,dissectingitwithmorecalmness,withanabilitythatmusthavecommanded,evenfromsomehostileminds,anunwillingrespect.Thepenalty,hesaid,wasoutrageous,hithertounheardofinlaw,——puttingacorporationinthehandsofareceiver,atthemercyofthosewhocovetedit,becauseoneofitsofficersrefused,orwasunable,totestify.HemightbeinChina,inTimbuctoowhenthesummonswasdeliveredathislastorusualplaceofabode.Herewasanenormity,anexerciseoftyrannicalpowerexceedingallbounds,atravestyonpopulargovernmentHeendedbypointingoutthesignificanceofthefactthatthecommitteehadgivennohearings;bydeclaringthatifthebillbecamealaw,itwouldinevitablyreactupontheheadsofthosewhowereresponsibleforit. Hesatdown,andtherewasaflutterofapplausefromthescatteredaudienceinthegallery. \"ByGod,that\'stheonlymaninthewholeplace!\" Iwasaware,forthefirsttime,ofaneighbouratmyside,——asolid,red-facedman,evidentlyafarmer.Histrousersweretuckedintohisboots,andhisgnarledandpowerfulhands,ingrainedwithdirt,clutchedthearmsoftheseatasheleanedforward. \"Didn\'thejustnaturallylambaste\'em?\"hecriedexcitedly.\"They\'lldownhim,Iguess,——butsay,he\'sright.Amanwouldlosehisself- respectifhedidn\'tletouthismindatthemhossthieves,wouldn\'the? What\'sthatfellow\'sname?\" Itoldhim. \"Krebs,\"herepeated.\"Iwanttorememberthat.DurnedifIdon\'tshakehandswithhim.\" Hisexcitementastonishedme.Wouldthepublicfeellikethat,iftheyonlyknew?TheSpeaker\'sgavelhadcomedownlikeapistolshot. One\"war-hoss\"——asmyneighbourcalledthem——afteranotherproceededtocrushthememberfromElkington.Itwas,indeed,veryskillfullydone,andyetitwasaprocessfromwhichIdidnotderive,somehow,muchpleasure.ColonelVarney\'sarmyhadbeenmagnificentlytrainedtomeetjustthiskindofsituation:someemployedridicule,othersdeclared,inimpassionedtones,thatthegoodnameoftheirstatehadbeenwantonlyassailed,andpointedferventlytoportraitsonthewallsofpatriotsofthepast,——sentimentsthatdrewapplausefromtheficklegallery.Onegentlemanobservedthattheobsessionofa\"railroadmachine\"wasasuresymptomofacertainkindofinsanity,ofwhichthefirstspeakerhadgivenmanyotherevidences.Thefarmeratmysideremainedstaunch. \"Theycan\'tfoolme,\"hesaidangrily,\"Iknow\'em.Doyouseethatfellowgettin\'uptotalknow?Well,Icouldtellyouafewthingsabouthim,allright.HecomesfromGlasgow,andhisname\'sLetchworth.He\'sdonemoreharminhislifethanallthecriminalshe\'skeptoutofprison,——belongstooneoftheoldfamiliesdownthere,too.\" Ihad,indeed,remarkedLetchworth\'sface,whichseemedtomepeculiarlyevil,itslividityenhancedbyashockofgreyhair.Hismethodwaswitheringsarcasm,andhewasclearlyunabletocontrolhisanimus NochampionappearedtosupportKrebs,whosatpaleandtensewhilethisdenunciationofhimwasgoingon.Finallyhegotthefloor.Hisvoicetrembledalittle,whetherwithpassion,excitement,ornervousnessitwasimpossibletosay.Buthecontentedhimselfwithabriefdefiance. Ifthebillpassed,hedeclared,themenwhovotedforit,themenwhowerebehindit,wouldultimatelybedrivenfrompoliticallifebyanindignantpublic.Hehadahigheropinionofthevotersofthestatethanthosewhoaccusedhimofslanderingit,thanthosewhosatsilentandhadnotliftedtheirvoicesagainstthiscrime. Whenthebillwasputtoavotehedemandedarollcall. TenmembersbesideshimselfwererecordedagainstHouseBillNo.709! InspiteofthisoverwhelmingtriumphmyfeelingswerenotwhollythoseofsatisfactionwhenIreturnedtothehotelandlistenedtotheexultationsanddenunciationsofsuchpoliticiansasLetchworth,Young,andColonelVarney.PerhapsanimagesuggestingHermannKrebsassomesplendidanimalatbay,draggeddownbythehounds,istoostrong:hehadbeeningloriouslycrushed,anddefeat,evenforthesakeofconviction,wasnotaninspiringspectacleAsthechasesweptonoverhisprostratefigureIrapidlyregainedpoiseandasenseofproportion;a\"masteroflife\"couldnotpermithimselftobetossedaboutbysentimentality;andgraduallyIgrewashamedofmybadquarterofanhourinthegalleryoftheHouse,andoftheeffectofit——whichlingeredawhile——asofaweaknesssuddenlyrevealed,whichmustatallcostsbeovercome.IbegantoseesomethingdramaticandsensationalinKrebs\'sperformance TheRibblevaleSteelCompanywastherealquarry,afterall.Andsuchhadbeentheexpedition,theskillandsecrecy,withwhichouraffairwasconducted,thatbeforetheRibblevalelawyerscouldarrive,alarmedandbreathless,thebillhadpassedtheHouse,andtheironlyrealchanceofhaltingithadbeenlost.FortheRailroadcontrolledtheHouse,notbyowningtheindividualscomposingit,butthroughtheleaderswhodominatedit,——menlikeLetchworthandTruesdale.These,andColonelVarney,hadseentoitthatmenwhohadanyparliamentaryabilityhadbeenattendedto;allsaveKrebs,whohadprovedasurprise.Therewereindeedcertainmemberswho,althoughtheyhadrailroadpassesintheirpockets(whichwereregardedasjustperquisites,——theRailroadbeingsorich!),wouldhaveopposedthebilliftheyhadfeltsufficientlysureofthemselvestocopewithsuchveteransasLetchworth.ManyofthesehadallowedthemselvestobewonoverorcowedbytheoratorywhichhadcrushedKrebs. NordidtheRibblevalepeople——beitrecorded——scrupletofightfirewithfire.Theirexistence,ofcourse,wasatstake,andtherewasnopublictoappealto.Apartofthelegalarmythatrushedtotheaidofouradversariesspenttheafternoonandmostofthenightorganizingallthosewhocouldbeinducedbyonemeansoranothertoreversetheirsentiments,andinsearchingforthefewwhohadgrievancesagainsttheexistingpower.Thefollowingmorningamotionwasintroducedtoreconsider;andinthedebatethatfollowed,Krebs,stilldefiant,tookanactivepart.Buttheresolutionrequiredatwo-thirdsvote,andwaslost. WhenthebattlewasshiftedtotheSenateitwasasgoodaslost.TheJudiciaryCommitteeoftheaugustbodydidindeedcondescendtogivehearings,atwhichtheRibblevalelawyersexhaustedtheirenergyandingenuitywithoutresultwithonlytwodissentingvotesthebillwascalmlypassed.InvainwastheGovernorbesieged,entreated,threatened,——itwassaid;Mr.Truleasehadinformedprotesters——soColonelVarneygleefullyreported——thathehad\"becomefullyconvincedoftheinherentjusticeofthemeasure.\"OnSaturdaymorninghesignedit,anditbecamealaw ColonelVarney,asheaccompaniedmetothetrain,didnotconcealhisjubilation. \"PerhapsIoughtnottosayit,Mr.Paret,butitcouldn\'thavebeendoneneater.That\'stheartintheselittleaffairs,toget\'emrunnin\'fast,togetmomentumon\'embeforetheotherpartywakesup,andthenhecan\'tstop\'em.\"Asheshookhandsinfarewellheadded,withmoregravity: \"We\'llseeeachotheroften,sir,Iguess.MyverybestregardstoMr. Watling.\" Needlesstosay,IhadnotconfidedtohimthepartIhadplayedinoriginatingHouseBillNo.709,nowalawofthestate.Butasthetrainrolledonthroughthesunnywinterlandscapeasenseofwell-being,ofimportanceandpowerbegantostealthroughme.Iwasvictoriouslybearinghomemyfirstscalp,——onewhichwasbynomeanstobedespisedItwasnotuntilwereachedRossiter,aboutfiveo\'clock,thatIwasabletogettheeveningnewspapers.SuchwastheperfectionoftheorganizationofwhichImightnowcallmyselfanintegralpartthatthe\"best\"publicationscontainedonlythebarestmention,——andthatinthelegislativenews,——ofthesigningofthebill.IreadwithcomplacencyandevenwithamusementtheflaringheadlinesIhadanticipatedinMr.Lawler\'s\'Pilot.\' \"TheGovernorSignsIt!\" \"Speciallegislation,forcedthroughbytheRailroadLobby,whichwilldrivehonestcorporationsfromthisstate.\" \"RibblevaleSteelCompanytheVictim.\" Itwascommontalkinthecapital,thearticlewentontosay,thatTheodoreWatlinghimselfhaddrawnupthemeasurePerusingtheeditorialpagemyeyefellonthename,Krebs.Onememberofthelegislatureabovealldeservedthegratitudeofthepeopleofthestate,—— thememberfromElkington.\"Anunknownman,electedinspiteoftheoppositionofthemachine,hehaddaredtoraisehisvoiceagainstthisiniquity,\"etc.,etc. Wehadwon.Thatwastheessentialthing.Andmylegalexperiencehadtaughtmethatvictorycounts;defeatissoonforgotten.Eventhediscontented,half-bakedandheterogeneouselementfromwhichthePilotgotitscirculationhadshortmemories. XI. Thenextmorning,whichwasSunday,IwenttoMr.Watling\'shousein,FillmoreStreet——anewresidenceatthattime,beingadmiredasthederniercriinarchitecture.Ithadamediaevallook,queerdormersinasteeproofofredtiles,leadedwindowsburieddeepinwallsofroughstone.EmergingfromtherecessedvestibuleonalevelwiththestreetweretheWatlingtwins,aglowwithhealth,dressedinidenticalcostumesofblue.Theyhadmadetheirbowtosocietythatwinter. \"Why,here\'sHugh!\"saidFrances.\"Doesn\'thelookpleasedwithhimself?\" \"He\'scometotakeustochurch,\"saidJanet. \"Oh,he\'smuchtooimportant,\"saidFrances.\"He\'smadeakillingofsomesort,——haven\'tyou,Hugh?\" Irangthebellandstoodwatchingthemastheydeparted,reflectingthatIwasthirty-twoyearsofageandunmarried.Mr.Watling,surroundedwithnewspapersandseatedbeforehislibraryfire,glancedupatmewithawelcomingsmile:howhadIbornethelegislativebaptismoffire? Such,Iknew,wasitsimplication. \"Everythingwentthroughaccordingtoschedule,eh?Well,Icongratulateyou,Hugh,\"hesaid. \"Oh,Ididn\'thavemuchtodowithit,\"Ianswered,smilingbackathim. \"Ikeptoutofsight.\" \"That\'sanartinitself.\" \"Ihadanopportunity,atcloserange,tostudythemethodsofourlawmakers.\" \"They\'renotparticularlyedifying,\"Mr.Watlingreplied.\"Buttheyseem,unfortunately,tobenecessary.\" Suchhadbeenmyownthought. \"WhoisthismanKrebs?\"heinquiredsuddenly.\"Andwhydidn\'tVarneygetholdofhimandmakehimlistentoreason?\" \"I\'mafraiditwouldn\'thavebeenanyuse,\"Ireplied.\"HewasinmyclassatHarvard.Iknewhim——slightly.Heworkedhiswaythrough,andhadaprettyhardtimeofit.Iimagineitaffectedhisideas.\" \"Whatishe,aSocialist?\" \"Somethingofthesort.\"InTheodoreWatling\'svigorous,sanity-exhalingpresenceKrebs\'sactappearedfantastic,ridiculous.\"Hehasqueernotionsaboutanewkindofdemocracywhichhesaysiscoming.Ithinkheisthekindofmanwhowouldbewillingtodieforit.\" \"What,inthesedays!\"Mr.Watlinglookedatmeincredulously.\"Ifthat\'sso,wemustkeepaneyeonhim,asincerefanaticisagooddealmoredangerousthanareformerwhowantssomething.Therearesuchmen,\" headded,\"buttheyarerare.HowwastheGovernor,Trulease?\"heaskedsuddenly.\"Tractable?\" \"Behavedlikealamb,althoughheinsistedupongoingthroughwithhislittlehumbug,\"Isaid. Mr.Watlinglaughed.\"Theyalwaysdo,\"heobserved,\"andwastealotofvaluabletime.You\'llfindsomelightcigarsinthecorner,Hugh.\"